"Heaven Extras"
Within the past week or so the administration of SH have added a few exras to the site but a fee has to be charged for these.
To appease the more vociferous people of the, dare I say it, old school a free addition has been added to the GFZ. At present this addition is for male members (pun intended) only. A female version is in the planning stage but details can not be published due to legal reasons.
Please treat this extra with care as it has cost a paket to purchase and install >>
The urinals, as you will note have a soft Lip like texture and at the end of your pee you can, at an Extra cost, get a Blow Job to make your visit a memorial event.
The Admin team await your praise for this addition.
This information was brought to you via :- Phredds Almanach"
ADENDUM :- The radio control bit has been removed to appease one or more females
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Sex God
Afternoon all! Can I make anyone a cuppa - or are we up for something stronger yet?
Will
Will
Quote by willxx69
Afternoon all! Can I make anyone a cuppa - or are we up for something stronger yet?
Will
Hi Will (is the good lady with you?) can I have an Asbach on the rocks please. ?
I was begining to think a "Slum Clearence Order" had been placed on the site.
Nice to see you.
Phredd_Mids
Sex God
Large JD please Will my good man, Its been a long weekend 
get it?
long weekend?
oh never mind, just the JD then, I'll leave the jokes to the comedian
get it?
long weekend?
oh never mind, just the JD then, I'll leave the jokes to the comedian
Sex God
Right then - Earl Grey for Blonde 
Asbach for phredd :cheers:
JD for Pete :cheers:
Now then Alex - what would your heart most desire :twisted: :twisted: ? How about a glass of wine while you're thinking about it?
Everyone happy? Now, I am sure that I spotted Sassy-Seren lurking in the Cafe. Do you reckon we could entice her in here for a quick drinkie?
Will toddles off, "Oooooh, Sassy!"
WIll
Asbach for phredd :cheers:
JD for Pete :cheers:
Now then Alex - what would your heart most desire :twisted: :twisted: ? How about a glass of wine while you're thinking about it?
Everyone happy? Now, I am sure that I spotted Sassy-Seren lurking in the Cafe. Do you reckon we could entice her in here for a quick drinkie?
Will toddles off, "Oooooh, Sassy!"
WIll
Sex God
Quote by Medic_1
Large JD please Will my good man, Its been a long weekend
get it?
long weekend?
oh never mind, just the JD then, I'll leave the jokes to the comedian
Thats it = I'm off. I know when I am not wanted >>>>>>>>> GonePhredd
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:evenin phred, what you having matey :cheers:
Sex God
A glass of wine for Alexandra, and another one for Mr FC. Good to see you in here, by the way!
I'll stick with the tea for now. I daren't drink until AFTER I have bathed the twins! :shock: :shock: :eeek: Normally, after that I NEED a drink! :shock:
Will
I'll stick with the tea for now. I daren't drink until AFTER I have bathed the twins! :shock: :shock: :eeek: Normally, after that I NEED a drink! :shock:
Will
Quote by Pete_sw
Large JD please Will my good man, Its been a long weekend
get it?
long weekend?
oh never mind, just the JD then, I'll leave the jokes to the comedian
Thats it = I'm off. I know when I am not wanted >>>>>>>>> GonePhredd
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:evenin phred, what you having matey :cheers:
To all intents and purposes I am not here :lol: but if you are serving from the back door I will have a very large Asbach. It will save me comming back the the (incert any word you see fit to use here) moans, groans and short-sightedness. :lol:Phredd_Mids
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-SerenSASSY!!!! :happy: :happy:
Oi Phredd! I saw that !Since when did you start taking it through the back door? :huh:
I don't give a flying fart what time it is so give me anything large and very alcoholic please. Not having a good day so if I'm not falling off the bar stool by 9, then I'm going home !
Lovely to see you and I am sorry that you're having a bad day! :therethere:
How about a very large glass of nicely chilled Sauvignon Blanc? There's a friendly ear here, if you want to tell WIll all about it. Otherwise, I'll just keep your glass topped up - and I am sure I will be joining you later!
Will
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oi Phredd! I saw that !
I don't give a flying fart what time it is so give me anything large and very alcoholic please. Not having a good day so if I'm not falling off the bar stool by 9, then I'm going home !
:twisted:
Will my knob, dipped in Vodka do ?????
Phredd_Mids :love:
Sex God
Quote by Medic_1Phredd!!
Will my knob, dipped in Vodka do ?????
Phredd_Mids :love:
Behave!! Sex God
Right, back again. Twins are bathed and bouncing in cots, flatly refusing to go to sleep
I have been shat upon, peed upon and cried upon and feel as if I have really earned this G&T! Can you believe that the little darlings are going to be a year old in 11 days' time? :shock: :shock:
Will - pours himself another large one!!
I have been shat upon, peed upon and cried upon and feel as if I have really earned this G&T! Can you believe that the little darlings are going to be a year old in 11 days' time? :shock: :shock:
Will - pours himself another large one!!
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I have been shat upon, peed upon and cried upon
and that was just Phredd :giggle:
:rotflmao:Will
PS Sassy - please check your PMs and reassure me
Sex God
Quote by Medic_1
Large JD please Will my good man, Its been a long weekend
get it?
long weekend?
oh never mind, just the JD then, I'll leave the jokes to the comedian
Thats it = I'm off. I know when I am not wanted >>>>>>>>> GonePhredd
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:evenin phred, what you having matey :cheers:
To all intents and purposes I am not here :lol: but if you are serving from the back door I will have a very large Asbach. It will save me comming back the the (incert any word you see fit to use here) moans, groans and short-sightedness. :lol:Phredd_Mids
:shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: read my ad phred, I dont do back door :roll:
here have the bottle and go and sit by the fire, I'll bring your rug over in a minute :lol:
Quote by Pete_sw
Large JD please Will my good man, Its been a long weekend
get it?
long weekend?
oh never mind, just the JD then, I'll leave the jokes to the comedian
Thats it = I'm off. I know when I am not wanted >>>>>>>>> GonePhredd
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:evenin phred, what you having matey :cheers:
To all intents and purposes I am not here :lol: but if you are serving from the back door I will have a very large Asbach. It will save me comming back the the (incert any word you see fit to use here) moans, groans and short-sightedness. :lol:Phredd_Mids
:shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: read my ad phred, I dont do back door :roll:
here have the bottle and go and sit by the fire, I'll bring your rug over in a minute :lol:
:twisted:
What !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not even for a friend and you could have had the manners to whisper instead of shouting it to the world. IDK friends !! who needs em ???? :wink:
Phredd
