Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
GFZ - Girlie Free Zone!
last reply
58 replies
2.4k views
3 watchers
0 likes
Sex God
Hey guys.
*settles into jacuzzi*
Nothing to eat for me. I've just eaten 3 ski yogurts and I'm feeling a little fruity.
:lol: :twisted:
BTW what happened to the sad wankers thread? Mr "It's not my fault...everyone's out to get me"'s moan?
I nipped in to show it to Mrs easy and it's gone. :shock:
:?
*settles into jacuzzi*
Nothing to eat for me. I've just eaten 3 ski yogurts and I'm feeling a little fruity.
:lol: :twisted: BTW what happened to the sad wankers thread? Mr "It's not my fault...everyone's out to get me"'s moan?
I nipped in to show it to Mrs easy and it's gone. :shock:
:? Easy it must be another mini conspiracy
those mods you can't trust one of them ,
and I ain't saying which one
hadn't noticed it gone
Gilbert
do you know, that if the mods destroy a thread you lose all the posts that you posted and thus your post count rather than go kerching every post goes gnihcrek.
its true trust me I am that doctor
those mods you can't trust one of them ,
and I ain't saying which one
hadn't noticed it gone
Gilbert
do you know, that if the mods destroy a thread you lose all the posts that you posted and thus your post count rather than go kerching every post goes gnihcrek.
its true trust me I am that doctor
Easy it is true
somewhere over the grassy knoll and despite the 45 minute warning it has gone, do you think we dare ask for an explaination
Surely Huge J did not have something on Mark
Could it have been Jags' multi twat post, hilarious though it was
what is happening? Don't panic don't panic
and the SH clock thread nears the bottom of the page
au secour au secour
Jeelbert
somewhere over the grassy knoll and despite the 45 minute warning it has gone, do you think we dare ask for an explaination
Surely Huge J did not have something on Mark
Could it have been Jags' multi twat post, hilarious though it was
what is happening? Don't panic don't panic
and the SH clock thread nears the bottom of the page
au secour au secour
Jeelbert
Quote by corriefem
Well luckily I have some small female adults cooking me a Pizza and making smoothies with the blender or I would have starved in here!!!
Where are the women tonight???
Corrie you ain't never had one of my vegetable niramishes... a veggie delight
and yes it fills you up beats pizza anyday unless done by small female progeny I suppose ... no contest maybe
but also see Clare's thread re wind!!!
ops: tasty as anything according to my veggie mate who is so veggie that he wears Veggie DMs
Gilbert
Quote by tallnhairy
GFZ - Women.... hmm contradiction there I see...
Absolutely where would GFZ be without the women eh just leaving you talking about manly things, smelling manly and making very very strange noises, wiping bits on things that were never meant to be wiped on, eating from take away trays which a strewn around the room, beer cans in the flower pots, yellow stuff in the jacuzzi
Now what you need is some WOMEN
Greetings, All!! 
Nice to see things are moving in here tonight!
Now, who ordered the pizza - and where's the American Hot with the rocket side salad...? I have a very nice bottle of sparkling Shiraz that I'm keen to try - it came highly recommended by a friend of mine so pass your glass and I'll pop the cork!
G xx
Nice to see things are moving in here tonight!
Now, who ordered the pizza - and where's the American Hot with the rocket side salad...? I have a very nice bottle of sparkling Shiraz that I'm keen to try - it came highly recommended by a friend of mine so pass your glass and I'll pop the cork!
G xx
Garlic bread...?! You lot want bloody everything, you do! :twisted:
Oh all right then - but I want the nice cute young lady to deliver the pizzas this time :smitten: - I'm sick of seeing the pimply little bloke who usually brings them, always trying to nose his way in here...!
More wine anybody?
And when are we serving the Tiramisu?
Or the martinis...??!! OMG, it's been ages since I made proper BONE-dry Martinis!!
MrFC, kindly put Ice, lemons, Noilly Prat and decent Gin on the order as well will you? Ta!
Oh all right then - but I want the nice cute young lady to deliver the pizzas this time :smitten: - I'm sick of seeing the pimply little bloke who usually brings them, always trying to nose his way in here...!
More wine anybody?
And when are we serving the Tiramisu?
Or the martinis...??!! OMG, it's been ages since I made proper BONE-dry Martinis!!
MrFC, kindly put Ice, lemons, Noilly Prat and decent Gin on the order as well will you? Ta!
Quote by Fun365
Calisata - I shared out all the grapes between Sarge and myself... click here to see how and why
Am off out for the evening shortly,got the picnic bag packed - managed to get a whole bottle of wine inside the cool bag with a bit of artful engineering of the zip, no room left for the sandwiches though I can squeeze a little tube of Pringles in the side!!!
I was sooooooooooooo upset - I only got one grape :cry:
Paul
But WHAT a grape... oh, what a grape it was, it really was, such a grape!!
:lol:
Quote by Jags
I've had a fantastic night at Gibside Pleasure Gardens... open air concert featuring..... ... ,,
Abbaesque!!
Fab friends, chilled wine and fantastic fireworks.
Who needs the jacuzzi???
Right now, me, cos I didn`t get pleasure gardens, fab friends, fireworks or the bloody chilled wine. I got the guy who was threatening to `take out` all of my neighbours shrubbery on the way back from the pub.........
I hate you :P
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I've had a fantastic night at Gibside Pleasure Gardens... open air concert featuring..... ... ,,
Abbaesque!!
Fab friends, chilled wine and fantastic fireworks.
Who needs the jacuzzi???
Right now, me, cos I didn`t get pleasure gardens, fab friends, fireworks or the bloody chilled wine. I got the guy who was threatening to `take out` all of my neighbours shrubbery on the way back from the pub.........
I hate you :P
Venusxxx
No you don't !!! You just think you do cos I had a great eveing (SCHOOL'S OUT BY THE WAY AND I DESERVE THIS) and you didn't. Sorry... if I snog you will it help??? :lol: :lol:
Quote by VenusnMars
Most definately :twisted:
although I also hate you for being happy that schools out! 6 weeks with my monsters and you will soon have a different attitude!
I`m still taking the snog on principle!
Venusxxx
Snog is up for grabs!!!
I've had 'your' monsters for the past 8 weeks - your turn!! You had 'em.. you have 'em!!
But a snog is a snog... xxxxxxxxxxxx
Yeah, but we get them back at the end of the dayafteryou`ve tortured them at school!
:P
Anyway, school aside, I have two teen girls, doesn`t matter where they`ve been, or what they`ve been doing, they are always going to be snots! :crazy:
Bluddy hormones for you!
Glad I don`t have any of those
Venusxxx
:P
Anyway, school aside, I have two teen girls, doesn`t matter where they`ve been, or what they`ve been doing, they are always going to be snots! :crazy:
Bluddy hormones for you!
Glad I don`t have any of those
Venusxxx
Sex God
there ya go cops back up just for you comfort sir!!
Sex God
cheers Dave , youre a trooper and a scholar. I can rest easy in my bed 2nite [/quote
does mrs Easy know about this?
easy where are ya....you old sly fox......ya never told us about this did ya!!
[/quotedoes mrs Easy know about this?
easy where are ya....you old sly fox......ya never told us about this did ya!!
Sex God
Right..... get the fuck out you lot......
I have the keys to this dirty joint and I know how to use them :twisted:
I have the keys to this dirty joint and I know how to use them :twisted: