GFZ - Girlie Free Zone! | Swinging Heaven

16 Jul 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Open to the general public and all.

16 Jul 2004

Wondered if this was open!
First one in... jacuzzi all to myself, wine fridge all to myself, beds all to myself, telly all to myself - - - BLISS!!!
Takes off clothes - pours a large glass of Pinot Grigio and jumps into jacuzzi... that's so much better. :bounce: :bounce:

16 Jul 2004

Woooohoooooo I'm the first one in! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm never the first one in, even when I unlock it :shock:
Takes comfy side of the sofa, a glass of wine and ............ ahhhhhhhh heaven cool

16 Jul 2004

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
:doh:

16 Jul 2004

:welcome: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

16 Jul 2004

hello girls
Only popping in for a moment. Just back from work,
Brother staying with us after coming home from hospital following a long stay so I think I would welcome a nice long cool drink before I make a start on the washing and the evening meal.
Oh for a week doing nothing!!!!!!
Hugs,
from a very tired, Alex x

16 Jul 2004

hi girls dips toe in oooo nice and warm...would love to stay but have to do boreing mumsy stuff cool

16 Jul 2004

Errrr afternoon ladies, is this the girlie free zone??
Wonders if he's staggered into some kind of trap :uhoh:

16 Jul 2004

.... having been shopping this afternoon I'm bringing goodies of belgian choccies and pink champagne with me
Gonna pour myself a drink and slide into the jacuzzi before it gets too crowded ....
have all the grapes been eaten already????

16 Jul 2004

Calisata - I shared out all the grapes between Sarge and myself... click here to see how and why
Am off out for the evening shortly,got the picnic bag packed - managed to get a whole bottle of wine inside the cool bag with a bit of artful engineering of the zip, no room left for the sandwiches though I can squeeze a little tube of Pringles in the side!!!
lol

:lol:

16 Jul 2004

Any room for a little one biggrin

:D :shock: :shock: confused

:cry:

16 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
Any room for a little one :D :shock: :shock: :cry:

I'll shove over and let you in MrFC ... please don't bring the iron into the jacuzzi though ... I've had problems with frizzy hair all day as it is wink

16 Jul 2004

Quote by Jags
Calisata - I shared out all the grapes between Sarge and myself... click here to see how and why
Am off out for the evening shortly,got the picnic bag packed - managed to get a whole bottle of wine inside the cool bag with a bit of artful engineering of the zip, no room left for the sandwiches though I can squeeze a little tube of Pringles in the side!!!
:lol:

I was sooooooooooooo upset - I only got one grape :cry:
Paul

16 Jul 2004

Thankyou Calista kiss

fancy a top up!!

16 Jul 2004

Hiya everyone,
Woooohooooo the weekend starts here :happy:
Weve brough some strawberris,cream,lots of vodka and malibu, :beer:
And of course ourselves,what more could you want :confused2:
Right who wants what???
Clare and Steve,xxx
wink

16 Jul 2004

Well I want..............oops, the Watershed doesn`t start til 9pm does it?! :twisted:
Venusxxx

16 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Well I want..............oops, the Watershed doesn`t start til 9pm does it?! :twisted:
Venusxxx

For you Venus any time as if we'd make you wait lol

Clare,xxx

16 Jul 2004

Ok, thanks. smile

Mushrooms, I want Mushrooms.

SARGE! NEEDING MUSHROOMS OVER HERE.......STAT! :twisted:
Venusxxx

16 Jul 2004

18 Mushroom and ham pizza's on order... anyone else want somthing smile

16 Jul 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
18 Mushroom and ham pizza's on order... anyone else want somthing

Ohhhh yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

:D chips and mayo.......... :D :D :D

16 Jul 2004

yes please T&H grab me a bag of chips while your at it ...oh and one of them nice little wooden forks ...can't stand the greasy fingers
cheers mate!!

16 Jul 2004

Anybody wanna share.. lol

:lol: :lol:

16 Jul 2004

Mr FC if it slowed down long enough for me to see what it was maybe
but if necessary I could always have a look in the fridge and ready steady cook something
meanwhile a half pint of someting chilled french amd white ( no not parisain snow)
Gilbert,
now where is everyone

16 Jul 2004

There you go Gilby....not quite half a pint but plenty of bottles left lol

16 Jul 2004

Corrie slinks in all clean and shiny after scrubbing up first all the dead flying ants in her hall and bathroon then herself
Well hello there anything left for me to drink or do???????

16 Jul 2004

Mr FC I thank you
and welcome Corrie
I know what you mean about flying ants
they came through my extractor fan last year
now what are we to eat, what have we got
Gilbert

16 Jul 2004

Ive got broccolli, carrots, courgettes and a blender :shock: :shock: no idea what to do with them though

16 Jul 2004

well theres carrot and broccoli Neramish a curried dish
I am sure I can think of something to do with the courgette after a couple of boottles of whatever MrFC has!!! :twisted:
Anymore offers?
Gilbert
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16 Jul 2004

Gilby................FLYING ANTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
Had those one Summer when I was all set to call eveyone in for the dinner......... mad

:x :x :x :x
Next thing I know............they were all over the flippin kitchen................MrFC had to get the hooooooover out to them and hooooooover them allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll up !!! evil

:evil: :evil:
Nature is not always nice. sad

16 Jul 2004

OOOOOppps forgot to say anyone for a top up !!!!!!! redface

Have the chippies and mayo arrive yet ?????????? I'm famished !!!!!