GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

30 Jul 2004

Geez......Some people have no patience at all!!

DITTO for this week too!!!

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
First beer FOR me please????
Jags x x

6 Aug 2004

OK... pile in folks - if anyone is here!!
Slainte
x xx

6 Aug 2004

Quote by Jags
OK... pile in folks - if anyone is here!!
Slainte
x xx

I'm here - had a dreadful week too and need to slide into the jacuzzi and be forcefed grapes, strawberries and champagne all weekend.

6 Aug 2004

Ah... a bath! <<hope no one notices the water tyurning a funny colour>>

6 Aug 2004

I need to stand in a hot shower for AGES - let the water run down the back of my neck and ease the tense muscles...
How's about a glass of wine first??

6 Aug 2004

Well I am busy cleaning my house. Shall I just brush up in here too and maybe spray some nice smelling jasmine around JQL? :twisted:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh ready for some GFZ chatter. Well my week has been strange - thought I was selling my house now I am not so my SH B&B is a no go :cry: :cry: Then I end up being charmed by Misschief into joining her and Dreamer Helen in London tomorrow cool

8-) Sure there will be a thread in here Sunday to descrive the equivalent to an Egon Roney tour around London lol. Oh and everybody came back in the same week. Well thats that. Managed to talk and clean at the same time. Still smells of men in here though where are they :twisted: :twisted:

6 Aug 2004

Flippin Heck - it's quiet in here!
And what is more it's CLEAN!!!!
Clean, apart from the jaccuzi that is! What a strange colour.............a bit like the river Irwell. Hmmmmmm and a strange odour in here too...........
Don't say Kit is back........ (well, please do say Kit is back - I miss him) the last time we had a strange smell and colour in the jacuzzi is when Kit mistook it for the loo!
OK - on my second glass of bubbly here - anyone else want one (hic)

6 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
OK - on my second glass of bubbly here - anyone else want one (hic)

Good idea - yes please biggrin

6 Aug 2004

I think you will find that was the secont time the water was an odd colour. The first time was when Will was left to do the plumbing when the GFZ was refurbished!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8942.html
I need a beer - and please do not put a paper doily on the table - who the feck invented them and why?
:doh:
Fred

6 Aug 2004

Fred - you KNOW where the beers are! You may have been absent awhile - but i'm sure your memory won't be that impaired.
As for the paper doilies - they went out the window yonks ago.
Oh and Fred - while you are at the Fridge - pop another bottle of the fizzy stuff on ice will you please?
No I meant ice - as in ICE CUBES - not Ice Pie (sorry sweety)

6 Aug 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
OK - on my second glass of bubbly here - anyone else want one (hic)

Good idea - yes please biggrin

But I'm afraid it's only mock champagne - Blossom Hill Californian - but has the same effect as Bollinger or Moet!
Saying that - I'm sure you'll approve

6 Aug 2004

Ahhh that sounds good Alex !!! biggrin

:D fill my glass will you .
FRED !!!!!! what the heck are you doing in here ?

6 Aug 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Ahhh that sounds good Alex !!! :D fill my glass will you .
FRED !!!!!! what the heck are you doing in here ?

Mrs FC xxxxxxxxxxxxxx where are you these days?????????????? Lovely to see you

6 Aug 2004

Quote by Alexandra
OK - on my second glass of bubbly here - anyone else want one (hic)

Good idea - yes please biggrin

But I'm afraid it's only mock champagne - Blossom Hill Californian - but has the same effect as Bollinger or Moet!
Saying that - I'm sure you'll approve
And how do you happen to know so much about my taste in wine? ;)

6 Aug 2004

One less in the jacuzzi for the next two weeks.
As from tomorrow I'm on holiday. I might make it back before last orders next Saturday, but don't count on it. lol

Hope you all have fun without me and I'll see you week after next.
kiss

easy.

6 Aug 2004

Ice
Educated guess wink

Easy
have a brill time! biggrin

6 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
One less in the jacuzzi for the next two weeks.
As from tomorrow I'm on holiday. I might make it back before last orders next Saturday, but don't count on it.
Hope you all have fun without me and I'll see you week after next.

easy.

Hope you'll get back in time for the munch easy and mrs easy!! :shock:
Have a lovely holiday anyway :kiss:
Who's serving tonight? My glass appears to be empty sad

6 Aug 2004

I have a Boddies, and I`m willing to share! Who wants me!!! :bounce:
Venusxxx

6 Aug 2004

Ooohhhh will you share it with me????
Oh......... sad

Boddies....... that's bitter isn't it :cry:
I'll just slink back into my corner. Shout me if anyone wants to share their BODY

6 Aug 2004

I'll share your Body, darlin'.
First time in here, for me, I believe.
Take it easy on me... I'm fragile.
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Sorry. I forgot: you know me!!

6 Aug 2004

Stout. Mars has to drive a drunken friend home, so I have a little time in here.
Mars and I, however, are NOT pissed this weekend. We went to a friends house, had a perfectly RESPECTABLE night out, and still came home to drunken mayhem confused

Venusxxx

6 Aug 2004

Woohoo managed to beat Vix that time ;)
Come and join me in the jacuzzi girls, we can compare great boobies lol

6 Aug 2004

We've got a date tomorrow (Sat). Meeting someone who replied to our da. I am SO looking forward to it!! So much so that I am pulling a sickie tomorrow. (OK, I actuallt AM ill, but I am so so excited about this one.. he seems to be an interlectchewerall... I just know we'll get it on!)

6 Aug 2004

To be honest I`m wondering if its worth us having an ad. We don`t get many replies, and the ones we do don`t post. I`m pretty sure if when we want to pull it would be through conversation on here and Munches.
Pity, I put so much effort into writing it up!
Venusxxx

6 Aug 2004

Angel.. I'm not competing with you, I know where I stand...
Tell ya what.. let's get somewhere cosy and 'discuss' things?

6 Aug 2004

Vix it was just a ickle joke lol

I'm up for gettin cosy though ;)

6 Aug 2004

Room for a little one?! :bounce:
With three of the best pairs of tits out of plus members, what a snuggle it would be.
We did really well girls biggrin

Venusxxx

6 Aug 2004

BRING IT ON!!
Reese just jumped to his machine... girls only, here hun!!!

6 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Room for a little one?! :bounce:
With three of the best pairs of tits out of plus members, what a snuggle it would be.
We did really well girls
Venusxxx

I could put a dampener on it by reminding you that most of the 10,000 are men but I won't redface

Where's Dawn_Mids when we're having a boobie party?? lol

6 Aug 2004

It wouldn`t be a dampener. I know men with bigger tits than I!
Venusxxx