GFZ - Hanky Panky anyone? | Swinging Heaven

8 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
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Any of the female members giving out Shandies :?:
Phredd :love: you all xx

One beer shandy, lovingly stirred with my own left nipple just for you Phredd kiss

Who's had the whisky then ? I am sure I left half a bottle here somewhere last time I was in :?
*Waits patiently in line for snogs*
:love: Nipple stirred is very nice Thak you hun :kiss: but I was looking for more for the Handy Shandy ...
Phredd
:doh: :giggle: You can have one of those too seeing as it's you :kiss: ;)
:inlove: :love: :inlove: :love: :inlove: :wanker: :wanker: :thumbup: >>>>>>>
Now resting in peace xxxxxxxxx

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie

Your a bad, bad woman!! But I like it :wink:

I am trying :giggle:
Your a natural lol

:lol: :lol:

8 Dec 2006

I`m feeling horny and have no naughtiness planned this weekend! :cry: Unfortunately this evening I have a date with a Tesco shopping trolley for food shopping (and no-there`ll be no embarassing stuff in it).
I could do with a couple of Smirnoff Ices and a nice man with an expert tongue between my thighs! wink

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Hungrypussy69
I`m feeling horny and have no naughtiness planned this weekend! :cry: Unfortunately this evening I have a date with a Tesco shopping trolley for food shopping (and no-there`ll be no embarassing stuff in it).
I could do with a couple of Smirnoff Ices and a nice man with an expert tongue between my thighs!

I'm first in the queue! :twisted:
BTW - Your forum pic is fantansic! worship

8 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
I`m feeling horny and have no naughtiness planned this weekend! :cry: Unfortunately this evening I have a date with a Tesco shopping trolley for food shopping (and no-there`ll be no embarassing stuff in it).
I could do with a couple of Smirnoff Ices and a nice man with an expert tongue between my thighs!

I'm first in the queue! :twisted:
BTW - Your forum pic is fantansic! worship

Thanks babe! Now get on your knees please.... :wink:

8 Dec 2006

I'm Tired I'm Cold I'm POorly with the MaN fLu!!! Need a bloody good pick me up, and a drink wouldn't go a miss.
Any Offers sad

:beer:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Argt05
I'm Tired I'm Cold I'm POorly with the MaN fLu!!! Need a bloody good pick me up, and a drink wouldn't go a miss.
Any Offers
:beer:

I`ll come and nursemaid you if I can borrow the motorbike from the vid clip in your signature! biggrin

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Hungrypussy69
I'm Tired I'm Cold I'm POorly with the MaN fLu!!! Need a bloody good pick me up, and a drink wouldn't go a miss.
Any Offers
:beer:

I`ll come and nursemaid you if I can borrow the motorbike from the vid clip in your signature! biggrin

Have what you bloody want if I'm on a Promise Hunni!!!! lol

8 Dec 2006

I`m fully licensed to ride! wink

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Hungrypussy69
Thanks babe! Now get on your knees please....

Mmmm - you taste great; a hint of honey, a touch of cinnamon and... tarmac, yes definitely tarmac, Mmmm. I might be down here for a while...

8 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded

Thanks babe! Now get on your knees please....

Mmmm - you taste great; a hint of honey, a touch of cinnamon and... tarmac, yes definitely tarmac, Mmmm. I might be down here for a while...
Yeh--the tarmac does it every time!

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Hungrypussy69

Thanks babe! Now get on your knees please....

Mmmm - you taste great; a hint of honey, a touch of cinnamon and... tarmac, yes definitely tarmac, Mmmm. I might be down here for a while...
Yeh--the tarmac does it every time!
Might also get a taste of rubber if you work Hard enough at it!!! lol

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Argt05

Thanks babe! Now get on your knees please....

Mmmm - you taste great; a hint of honey, a touch of cinnamon and... tarmac, yes definitely tarmac, Mmmm. I might be down here for a while...
Yeh--the tarmac does it every time!
Might also get a taste of rubber if you work Hard enough at it!!! lol

Or the leather from my biking leathers!

8 Dec 2006

Right everyone. I am back!!
Who needs a top up (drink that is rolleyes

)
Don't mind hungrypussy, Argt and 36 over there in the corner - they're just enjoying themselves.
Twins are in bed, Will jr is asleep I have cooked and washed up and I now have a G&T a glass of red wine and a cup of tea in front of me (I only have two hands so I may have to sacrifice the cuppa!).
Right! Who's next for a massage/licking/shag!
I am not normally this crude - but I am absolutely gagging for it tonight! redface

Will

8 Dec 2006

Quote by willxx69
Right! Who's next for a massage/licking/shag!
I am not normally this crude - but I am absolutely gagging for it tonight!
Will

gosh, am I the only girlie in here now? :twisted:

8 Dec 2006

Oh c'mon then. I don't normally do men (apart from Stormy) but I'm feeling the same as you :giggle:

8 Dec 2006

I`m back too, my date with the shopping trolley was........scintillating!! rolleyes

Now I`m settled in for the night and I need a man!!

8 Dec 2006

Quote by firelizard
Oh c'mon then. I don't normally do men (apart from Stormy) but I'm feeling the same as you :giggle:

I'm honoured. worship

I'd better get started before you change your mind! :grin:
Will
She offered her honour. He honoured her offer. And all night long he was on 'er and off 'er!
Yes, I know it's old, but it seemed appropriate somehow redface

8 Dec 2006

FB sits quietly in a corner.

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Freckledbird

Right! Who's next for a massage/licking/shag!
I am not normally this crude - but I am absolutely gagging for it tonight!
Will

gosh, am I the only girlie in here now? :twisted:
Ooops - all of a sudden the gender balance has shifted. I'm here to redress - and a few other things!! :twisted:
.

8 Dec 2006

Quote by westerross
Ooops - all of a sudden the gender balance has shifted. I'm here to redress - and a few other things!! :twisted:
.

Redress or undress? :rascal:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
FB sits quietly in a corner.

Not fer much longer if i've got anything to do with it!
Oh what's that? 'You were waving at Will'?
Oi Will shape up here - mine's a G&T please.
.

8 Dec 2006

Oh and a F&B please too!
.

8 Dec 2006

Quote by westerross
Oh and a F&B please too!
.

:shock: :twisted: I'll have a Grenache please, Will.
Wash my back, Choon?

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Oh and a F&B please too!
.

:shock: :twisted: I'll have a Grenache please, Will.
Wash my back, Choon?
I'll watch yer back anytime sweetie!
.

8 Dec 2006

Bartender-or anyone in my orbit!
Drink and fuck please in any order biggrin

:twisted: :twisted:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Bartender-or anyone in my orbit!
Drink and fuck please in any order :twisted: :twisted:

I'm orbiting!
Drink and a fuck then a fuck and a drink coming up (Happy Hour! OK?)
.

8 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Bartender-or anyone in my orbit!
Drink and fuck please in any order :twisted: :twisted:

Make that 2 please.

8 Dec 2006

Quote by westerross
Bartender-or anyone in my orbit!
Drink and fuck please in any order :twisted: :twisted:

I'm orbiting!
Drink and a fuck then a fuck and a drink coming up (Happy Hour! OK?)
.
Always a gent Choon kiss

sod the drink lets just fuck :twisted:

Quote by Hungrypussy69
Bartender-or anyone in my orbit!
Drink and fuck please in any order :D :twisted: :twisted:

Make that 2 please.
Ohh Hello there! *licks eyebrows* How youuu doing ?? ;)

8 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Ohh Hello there! *licks eyebrows* How youuu doing ?? ;)

Helloooo, need a hand with that barman? :twisted: