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GFZ - Hanky Panky anyone?

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Quote by Jags
One of the joys of buttons.

indeed the joy of buttons lol :twisted:
Quote by goose35
Just gimme two Fosters an i'll do owt lol

This could be worth testing out :grin: :grin: :grin:
Oooooh this sounds like my kind of night. A small bacardi and coke for me and then an evening FULL of passion, now who shall I play with first........ Jags, Kiss, Louise, Will, goosey....... oh bugger it lets just all pile in together :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss whip smackbottom :sticky: rotflmao
Quote by anais
Just gimme two Fosters an i'll do owt lol

This could be worth testing out :grin: :grin: :grin:
I'm a cheap evening :lol: :rascal:
Quote by firelizard
Oooooh this sounds like my kind of night. A small bacardi and coke for me and then an evening FULL of passion, now who shall I play with first........ Jags, Kiss, Louise, Will, goosey....... oh bugger it lets just all pile in together :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss whip smackbottom :sticky: rotflmao

Thats sounds like a great way to ease myself back in to the swing of things. :giggle: :twisted:
Louise xx
Quote by goose35
Just gimme two Fosters an i'll do owt lol

This could be worth testing out :grin: :grin: :grin:
I'm a cheap evening :lol: :rascal:
Bet Im cheaper wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by firelizard
Oooooh this sounds like my kind of night. A small bacardi and coke for me and then an evening FULL of passion, now who shall I play with first........ Jags, Kiss, Louise, Will, goosey....... oh bugger it lets just all pile in together :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss whip smackbottom :sticky: rotflmao

Sounds good to me :twisted: :P :lickface: 69position :smackbottom: sillyassionkiss:
Quote by Jags
Perfect! At least, practically perfect. I promise not to bite.
I survived your nibbling before so I am sure I can survive it again. You never know, I might even get to enjoy it! :shock: :shock:
Quote by Jags
OK.. pucker up for a long sweet snog first - you are the second best snogger on the site after all!
I'll settle for second. Unless you want to try and coach me into first place!!
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Will :twisted:
PS Please note Ladies, Jags certifies me as the second best snogger on the site!!! :happy:
...and she has VERY high standards, I can tell you! :jagsatwork:
Anyone else fancy trying me out? :rascal:
Tonmar, Bloke (etc.) DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! evil :evil: rotflmao
Quote by anais
Just gimme two Fosters an i'll do owt lol

This could be worth testing out :grin: :grin: :grin:
I'm a cheap evening :lol: :rascal:
Bet Im cheaper wink :wink: :wink:
Oh a cheap person :giggle:
cool
Keep a seat warm for me folks. Time to go and bathe the twins and then cook for the rest of the family so I won't be back until later.
Sarah - I would be particularly interested in your warm seat! wink
Will
Will :twisted:
PS Please note Ladies, Jags certifies me as the second best snogger on the site!!! :happy:
...and she has VERY high standards, I can tell you! :jagsatwork:
Anyone else fancy trying me out? :rascal:
Tonmar, Bloke (etc.) DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! evil :evil: rotflmao
:notes:
Right queue here for the first round of snogging auditions. If you pass you go on for a second audition with Jags :jagsatwork:
no pushing in at the back there.....form an orderly queue, right who's first passionkiss
Quote by Jags
No brewers droop you lot so keep off the booze

No need to panic Jags - I've got duck tape and two lolly sticks in my back pocket :thumbup:
Quote by anais
Just gimme two Fosters an i'll do owt lol

This could be worth testing out :grin: :grin: :grin:
I'm a cheap evening :lol: :rascal:
Bet Im cheaper wink :wink: :wink:
think we could do a night out for a fiver then :lol: :wink: :wink:
Then what if we run out of cash :grin:
confused: :?: :?: :?:
Any of the female members giving out Shandies :?:
Phredd :love: you all xx
Glad I'm not the only horny one this weekend :twisted:
Homemade champagne and strawberry sorbet anyone.. apparently it goes rather well with my homemade vanilla icecream too :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by firelizard
:notes:
Right queue here for the first round of snogging auditions. If you pass you go on for a second audition with Jags :jagsatwork:
no pushing in at the back there.....form an orderly queue, right who's first passionkiss

Me me me me me me I want to do snogging :rascal:
*Gets in the queue behind Dawn* :rascal:
Who's after a snog confused:
I got loads here :twisted:
Quote by Medic_1
confused: :?: :?: :?:
Any of the female members giving out Shandies :?:
Phredd :love: you all xx

One beer shandy, lovingly stirred with my own left nipple just for you Phredd kiss
Who's had the whisky then ? I am sure I left half a bottle here somewhere last time I was in :?
*Waits patiently in line for snogs*
Quote by willxx69
i have been damn horny for weeks now and i mean more than normal :shock:
Weeks? WEEKS????.
Try MONTHS sweetheart! mad banghead (Mind you, I have had to endure it for YEARS in the past! :shock: :shocksmile
OK, well I am certainly up for horny this weekend. hump 69position
Good to see Jags, Kiss and Earthy in here nice and early. No doubt FB will be along shortly :twisted: :twisted:.
Looks like orgy time! :happy: :happy:
Will
You called? :twisted:
Quote by goose35
Just gimme two Fosters an i'll do owt lol

This could be worth testing out :grin: :grin: :grin:
I'm a cheap evening :lol: :rascal:
Bet Im cheaper wink :wink: :wink:
think we could do a night out for a fiver then :lol: :wink: :wink:
Then what if we run out of cash :grin:
Amazing what ya can do with a fiver.... :grin:
An Dawnie showed me a nice place to take the dog for a walk....... :grin: :grin: :grin: It was the dog wasnt it Dawnie??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by anais
An Dawnie showed me a nice place to take the dog for a walk....... :grin: :grin: :grin: It was the dog wasnt it Dawnie??? lol :lol: :lol:

Nooooooo I wanted to take you dogging. We need to move it up a level now I've gropped ya tits rotflmao
Quote by goose35
Who's after a snog confused:
I got loads here :twisted:

Go on, then lol
Quote by Dawnie
An Dawnie showed me a nice place to take the dog for a walk....... :grin: :grin: :grin: It was the dog wasnt it Dawnie??? lol :lol: :lol:

Nooooooo I wanted to take you dogging. We need to move it up a level now I've gropped ya tits rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Your just trying to corrupt me..... wink
Quote by anais
An Dawnie showed me a nice place to take the dog for a walk....... :grin: :grin: :grin: It was the dog wasnt it Dawnie??? lol :lol: :lol:

Nooooooo I wanted to take you dogging. We need to move it up a level now I've gropped ya tits rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Your just trying to corrupt me..... wink
Yep and its pretty damned easy :giggle:
Quote by Cherrytree
Who's after a snog confused:
I got loads here :twisted:

Go on, then lol
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
There you go for starters :twisted: wink :lol:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
confused: :?: :?: :?:
Any of the female members giving out Shandies :?:
Phredd :love: you all xx

One beer shandy, lovingly stirred with my own left nipple just for you Phredd kiss
Who's had the whisky then ? I am sure I left half a bottle here somewhere last time I was in :?
*Waits patiently in line for snogs*
:love: Nipple stirred is very nice Thak you hun :kiss: but I was looking for more for the Handy Shandy ...
Phredd
Quote by Dawnie
An Dawnie showed me a nice place to take the dog for a walk....... :grin: :grin: :grin: It was the dog wasnt it Dawnie??? lol :lol: :lol:

Nooooooo I wanted to take you dogging. We need to move it up a level now I've gropped ya tits rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Your just trying to corrupt me..... wink
Yep and its pretty damned easy :giggle:
redface surprisedops: :oops:
Your a bad, bad woman!! smackbottom :wink: But I like it :wink:
Quote by Medic_1
confused: :?: :?: :?:
Any of the female members giving out Shandies :?:
Phredd :love: you all xx

One beer shandy, lovingly stirred with my own left nipple just for you Phredd kiss
Who's had the whisky then ? I am sure I left half a bottle here somewhere last time I was in :?
*Waits patiently in line for snogs*
:love: Nipple stirred is very nice Thak you hun :kiss: but I was looking for more for the Handy Shandy ...
Phredd

:doh: :giggle: You can have one of those too seeing as it's you :kiss: ;)
Quote by anais
Your a bad, bad woman!! smackbottom wink But I like it :wink:

I am trying :giggle: