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st3v3
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
Sarah
Sex God
Steve, if you are serving white over here please............
st3v3
Sex God
One of these dunno

:cheers:
Unknown User
sad
Has the Sanatogen arrived yet ?
phredd :love:
st3v3
Sex God
Sanatogen just arrived smile
Unknown User
Quote by st3v3
Sanatogen just arrived smile

So you drink it as well then St3v3 lol or is that for all Admin ??
phredd
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by Medic_1
Sanatogen just arrived smile

So you drink it as well then St3v3 lol or is that for all Admin ??
phredd
Oi, thought that was my vodka delivery on its way confused
Giving away my flaming vodka, Phred, go and get your own, thats all mine :P :P
st3v3
Sex God
We had to make other arrangements for the vodka

The Sanatogen more of a chaser Phredd, not just for admin(s)
Unknown User
Quote by st3v3
We had to make other arrangements for the vodka

The Sanatogen more of a chaser Phredd, not just for admin(s)

wink
Now from my time on oil tankers = that is a light ship (no cargo on board) so does that mean NWC has already had it ? lol
"Urine Kopff"
Phredd bolt
willxx69
Sex God
Yeeeeee-bloody-f***ing-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Will comes screaming into the GFZ and slips on some spilled Sanatogen!Flipping heck :shock: :shock: WTF was that? :shock: :shock: dunno
What a change to get in here at a sensible time of the evening!!! I don't suppose I have too long before Sappho Junior kicks me off the internet connection (note to self - must get hold of a wireless router so I can use my laptop) - but I have laid claim to it because I am working!! (well, I am redface).
Right then, who wants what? Sarah - a glass of white drinkies
I am not sure what I am going to have yet. Hmmmmm, decisions, decisions.
Place your orders now folks, Will's on bar duty! :cheers:
Will
Freckledbird
Sex God
Is it too early for a vodka and orange juice?
Will, are you tending the bar naked? :twisted:
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Is it too early for a vodka and orange juice?
Will, are you tending the bar naked? :twisted:
It's never to early to serve you anything my sweet. I will certainly tend the bar whilst naked if you so desire. :twisted:
Just watch where you put the ice cubes! :shock: :shock:
Anyone else want a drink from a naked Will (I wonder where Jags is, it's not like her to miss something like this)
Will
Unknown User
Make mine something non alcoholic please, working again mad
keep the balieys on ice though kiss
Unknown User
Having just returned from the nightmare drive from Hell, I would like a Large Bushmills please Will biggrin
Ta kiss
Minx x x
Unknown User
Quote by willxx69
Anyone else want a drink from a naked Will

wave
I'm not in for long though, heading out soon if I can get my arse into the shower and get ready lol
On second thoughts, has the GFZ got a power shower I could use which means I could stay a bit longer? wink
Will, could I have a vodka and lemonade and a big snog please passionkiss
Fee
XX
Unknown User
Could I have a Bacardi on the Rocks please.....?
CC..... cool
Firelizard
Sex God
Make mine a Lemsip with a Nightnurse chaser, thanks :sleeping:
Love a Bunged up Mrs Lizard xxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by firelizard
Love a Bunged up Mrs Lizard xxxxxxxx

Don't we all........ bolt
CC...... wink
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by cheekychimp

Love a Bunged up Mrs Lizard xxxxxxxx

Don't we all........ bolt
CC...... wink
OMG!! There's always someone lowering the tone on here is'nt there :eeek:
xxx
hisandhers
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Make mine a Lemsip with a Nightnurse chaser, thanks :sleeping:
Love a Bunged up Mrs Lizard xxxxxxxx

Arhh bless one lemsip for you
Any chance of a beer over here before I die of thirst? Been a buisy day- glad its the weekend but goes too bloody quick!! lol
Unknown User
Quote by cheekychimp
Could I have a Bacardi on the Rocks please.....?
CC..... cool

Fluck it......I've poured my own....... evil
CC....... 8-)
hisandhers
Sex God
Think its self service in here tonight!!
Unknown User
Quote by hisandhers
Think its self service in here tonight!!

Hey...I'm sick of servicing myself... redface ....fancy a date..... :bounce:
LOL...x
CC...... wink
Unknown User
Quote by felixx1416
Everyone

Knock knock....who's there?.. Felix...Felix who?...;
If Felix my lolly again..he'll be in trouble..... wink
Hello Felix...sorry...I'm in one of them moods this evening....x
Marcus...... :P
Unknown User
Quote by firelizard
Make mine a Lemsip with a Nightnurse chaser, thanks :sleeping:
Love a Bunged up Mrs Lizard xxxxxxxx

You need a nurse hunni? On my way kiss
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Make mine a Lemsip with a Nightnurse chaser, thanks :sleeping:
Love a Bunged up Mrs Lizard xxxxxxxx

You need a nurse hunni? On my way kiss
Sniffle, sniffle, sneeze, sneeze......Oh I need a nurse...erm I mean a Lemsip.... rolleyes
CC.....x
willxx69
Sex God
Sorry to have been a bit remiss - had to go off and attend to little ones etc. Bloody fed up to have missed the girlies, I can tell you - even a snog from Lady FeeBee.
Tell you what, I'll keep some vodka and lemonade handy in case she comes back (hope she's kept the snog warm for me too! passionkiss)
Anyone else?
Be quick because I have only got about 20 minutes before I have to duck out and cook dinner - then I will be back from 9pm.
Ahhhhhhh :cheers: Will sips his G&T in quiet contentment drinkies
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Quote by willxx69
Sorry to have been a bit remiss - had to go off and attend to little ones etc. Bloody fed up to have missed the girlies, I can tell you - even a snog from Lady FeeBee.
Tell you what, I'll keep some vodka and lemonade handy in case she comes back (hope she's kept the snog warm for me too! passionkiss)
Anyone else?
Be quick because I have only got about 20 minutes before I have to duck out and cook dinner - then I will be back from 9pm.
Ahhhhhhh :cheers: Will sips his G&T in quiet contentment drinkies

Erm...Bacardi & Diet Cike, with Ice and a Slice purrlease..!!
Cheers.....CC.... wink
makingcocoa
Casanova
Oooooh, Will, can I snaffle some of Fee's vodka and lemonade while she's gone? biggrin
Haven't been in the GFZ for months..... hello all! wave