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Quote by squirtee
in all honesty I think the clienetel that frequent the GFZ don't pay much attention to the quality of the pub or even the beer
Low standards :shock: You wish
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Hang on i've just re read this is the lady saying i'm not good enough for her :? well honestly i've never been so insulted well there was that time when aww you don't need to know
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Ahh it will be Mrs Squirtee my damp little friend how ya doin hun quick hide under this duvet with me before the sarge sees you :twisted:
You'll say anything to get me under the duvet :twisted:
I can handle sarge ... I think
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Squirtee - OUT!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
How can we talk about manly things with you loitering in here??
Quote by squirtee
Ahh it will be Mrs Squirtee my damp little friend how ya doin hun quick hide under this duvet with me before the sarge sees you :twisted:
You'll say anything to get me under the duvet :twisted:
I can handle sarge ... I think
Think i'll sit back and watch this it may be intersting
throw in some mud and I could sell tickets :twisted: 
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
in all honesty I think the clienetel that frequent the GFZ don't pay much attention to the quality of the pub or even the beer
Low standards :shock: You wish
:
Hang on i've just re read this is the lady saying i'm not good enough for her :? well honestly i've never been so insulted well there was that time when aww you don't need to know
Awwww babes :kiss: I didnt mean it ... honest ;)
Go on .. tell us .. we wont tell anyone else .. promise
Sexpert
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Squirtee - OUT!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
How can we talk about manly things with you loitering in here??
Aww sarge ... please let me stay ... i'll be your bestest friend
Quote by squirtee
Aww sarge ... please let me stay ... i'll be your bestest friend
Sarge goes to the cupboard under the stairs and pulls out the bag of fake beards (as used in The Life Of Brian) !!!
Seeing as you asked so nicely, but only if you wear one of these!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I do have a reputation to uphold!!
:? :? :? 
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Mik deveates from the cucumber story er so how ya doing Squirtee
Am great thanks ... now what's this about a cucumber :eeek:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Aww sarge ... please let me stay ... i'll be your bestest friend
Sarge goes to the cupboard under the stairs and pulls out the bag of fake beards (as used in The Life Of Brian) !!!
Seeing as you asked so nicely, but only if you wear one of these!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I do have a reputation to uphold!!
:? :? :?He's such a gent you know Squirtee as for cucumbers
who mentioned cucmbers 
Sexpert
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Aww sarge ... please let me stay ... i'll be your bestest friend
Sarge goes to the cupboard under the stairs and pulls out the bag of fake beards (as used in The Life Of Brian) !!!
Seeing as you asked so nicely, but only if you wear one of these!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I do have a reputation to uphold!!
:? :? :?If that's all I have to do ... think I've been let off easy ... phew
Reputation :?: :?: :?: ... what's that got to do with beards .. or should I not ask :shock:
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Aww sarge ... please let me stay ... i'll be your bestest friend
Sarge goes to the cupboard under the stairs and pulls out the bag of fake beards (as used in The Life Of Brian) !!!
Seeing as you asked so nicely, but only if you wear one of these!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I do have a reputation to uphold!!
:? :? :?He's such a gent you know Squirtee as for cucumbers
who mentioned cucmbers Erm ... I do believe it was you ... don't think you're gonna get away so lightly :twisted: and if you dont tell all ... I'll tell maidenfair :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
If that's all I have to do ... think I've been let off easy ... phew
Reputation
................ and speak in a deep voice!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
She always talks like that its the hormone pills were not meant to mention them
Warming the Bed
I think she might use it as a merkin Serge
Sexpert
Quote by Sgt Bilko
If that's all I have to do ... think I've been let off easy ... phew
Reputation
................ and speak in a deep voice!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Think I can manage that ... just give us a couple more vodka and cokes (no ice)
:D 
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
If that's all I have to do ... think I've been let off easy ... phew
Reputation
................ and speak in a deep voice!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
She always talks like that its the hormone pills were not meant to mention them
Oi ... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sexpert
Quote by swmfl2003
I think she might use it as a merkin Serge
Merkin
WTF is a merkin ??? Quote by squirtee
Erm ... I do believe it was you ... don't think you're gonna get away so lightly :twisted: and if you dont tell all ... I'll tell maidenfair :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
God NO :shock: :scared:
she scare the living bejesus out of me hell i'd much rather have a nice cumbrian girl Know any one 
Sexpert
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Think I can manage that ... just give us a couple more vodka and cokes (no ice)
........................ then explain the offside rule to us all!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Easy ... It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
he is in his own half of the field of play
he is level with the second last opponent
he is level with the last two opponents
Commiting an Offside Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
interfering with play
interfering with an opponent
gaining an advantage by being in that position
No Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
a goal kick
a throw-in
a corner kick
Google is MY best friend :D
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: nice one sarge Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Erm ... I do believe it was you ... don't think you're gonna get away so lightly :twisted: and if you dont tell all ... I'll tell maidenfair :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
God NO :shock: :scared:
she scare the living bejesus out of me hell i'd much rather have a nice cumbrian girl Know any one NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Quote by squirtee
Think I can manage that ... just give us a couple more vodka and cokes (no ice)
........................ then explain the offside rule to us all!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Easy ... It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
he is in his own half of the field of play
he is level with the second last opponent
he is level with the last two opponents
Commiting an Offside Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
interfering with play
interfering with an opponent
gaining an advantage by being in that position
No Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
a goal kick
a throw-in
a corner kick
Google is MY best friend :D
Did you say that in a deep voice???
I want to see all your posts in here in Italics to prove it is your deep voice!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sexpert
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Think I can manage that ... just give us a couple more vodka and cokes (no ice)
........................ then explain the offside rule to us all!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Easy ... It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
he is in his own half of the field of play
he is level with the second last opponent
he is level with the last two opponents
Commiting an Offside Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
interfering with play
interfering with an opponent
gaining an advantage by being in that position
No Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
a goal kick
a throw-in
a corner kick
Google is MY best friend :D
Did you say that in a deep voice???
I want to see all your posts in here in Italics to prove it is your deep voice!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Italics it is
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away :lol:
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard 