Quote by Sgt Bilko
Remember i'm only a PM away
Does that stand for Pretend Mile????
:? :? :? :? :?No it stands for Pretentious MOD :? :? :? :lol:
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Quote by squirtee
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away :lol:
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN :wink: and you better be worth all this trouble
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Quote by mik69
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away :lol:
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN :wink: and you better be worth all this trouble
Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:
Quote by squirtee
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away :lol:
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN :wink: and you better be worth all this trouble
Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:
DEEP VOICE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sexpert
Quote by Sgt Bilko
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away :lol:
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN :wink: and you better be worth all this trouble
Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:
DEEP VOICE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sorry Sarge ... forgot ... was soooooooooo upset:wink:
Quote by squirtee
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away :lol:
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN :wink: and you better be worth all this trouble
Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:
Sorry hun I meant effort as i'm sure you are
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Fook me I never spelt it right did I :shock: bloody hell wonders never sease
They never cease either!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ahhh but did I do that on purpose or was it a genuine mistake we will never know :?
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
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You're forgiven Mik .. seen as its you
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
I shall await your new thread!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:With pictures :eeek:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
I shall await your new thread!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Now if I was really brave i'd start said thread now but firstly I think people woundn't see the funny side but more importantley the result may be a big fat NO
ops: Quote by mik69:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: nice one sarge
sh*t hang on madenfair has logged on quick delete my last post
but you said you would tell me......TELL ME WHAT? (leave a PM in my box)
cucumber girl?
walnuts?
only one type of cucumber (what do you call that man thing again?)
only one (2) type of nuts! :shock:
your safe mik69...i am off to bed with dirty thoughts of nuts and a nice long think lolly pop :wink:
Quote by squirtee
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
I shall await your new thread!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:With pictures :eeek:
You can see enough pictures of me on this site with out starting my own nude thread
Unless your offering to take said pictures of course :twisted:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
With pictures :eeek:
With pictures :eeek: sorry sarge
Quote by maidenfair
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye :roll:
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye :roll:
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Tell us NOW ... we want to know
:lol: :lol: 
Sexpert
Quote by maidenfair
good night Mik69
good night Squirtee
good night Sgt bilko :thumbup:
Good night Maiden ... sweet dreams
Quote by squirtee
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye :roll:
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Tell us NOW ... we want to know
:lol: :lol:Sod off you
ops: get my profile pic up and work it out with a tape measure :roll: for scale i'm six foot tall so off you go :lol: 
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Quote by mik69
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye :roll:
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Tell us NOW ... we want to know
:lol: :lol:Sod off you
ops: get my profile pic up and work it out with a tape measure :roll: for scale i'm six foot tall so off you go :lol:6ft tall eh .... hmmmmmm ... dont need a tape measure ... think I can work it out ... my hubby is 6ft 3 ... so does that mean your 3 inches smaller
: :?: :twisted: Quote by squirtee
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye :roll:
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Tell us NOW ... we want to know
:lol: :lol:Sod off you
ops: get my profile pic up and work it out with a tape measure :roll: for scale i'm six foot tall so off you go :lol:6ft tall eh .... hmmmmmm ... dont need a tape measure ... think I can work it out ... my hubby is 6ft 3 ... so does that mean your 3 inches smaller
: :?: :twisted: No actually it means it's 3 inches closer to the ground
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :twisted: :twisted: 