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Remember i'm only a PM away
Does that stand for Pretend Mile????
No it stands for Pretentious MOD
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Quote by squirtee
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN
and you better be worth all this trouble Quote by mik69
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN
and you better be worth all this trouble Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:
Quote by squirtee
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN
and you better be worth all this trouble Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:
DEEP VOICE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN
and you better be worth all this trouble Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:
DEEP VOICE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sorry Sarge ... forgot ... was soooooooooo upset
Quote by squirtee
NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry
Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember
she says in a very deep voice with a beard Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN
and you better be worth all this trouble Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:
Sorry hun I meant effort as i'm sure you are
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Fook me I never spelt it right did I :shock: bloody hell wonders never sease
They never cease either!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ahhh but did I do that on purpose or was it a genuine mistake we will never know
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
I shall await your new thread!
Now if I was really brave i'd start said thread now but firstly I think people woundn't see the funny side but more importantley the result may be a big fat NO
Quote by mik69
sh*t hang on madenfair has logged on quick delete my last post
but you said you would tell me......TELL ME WHAT? (leave a PM in my box)
cucumber girl?
walnuts?
only one type of cucumber (what do you call that man thing again?)
only one (2) type of nuts! :shock:
your safe mik69...i am off to bed with dirty thoughts of nuts and a nice long think lolly pop
Quote by squirtee
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
I shall await your new thread!
With pictures :eeek:
You can see enough pictures of me on this site with out starting my own nude thread
Unless your offering to take said pictures of course :twisted:
Quote by maidenfair
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Quote by mik69
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Tell us NOW ... we want to know
Quote by squirtee
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Tell us NOW ... we want to know
Sod off you
get my profile pic up and work it out with a tape measure for scale i'm six foot tall so off you go Quote by mik69
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Tell us NOW ... we want to know
Sod off you
get my profile pic up and work it out with a tape measure for scale i'm six foot tall so off you go 6ft tall eh .... hmmmmmm ... dont need a tape measure ... think I can work it out ... my hubby is 6ft 3 ... so does that mean your 3 inches smaller
: : :twisted: Quote by squirtee
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough
not gone yet sow something that cought me eye
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK?
:shock:I'll tell you later
Tell us NOW ... we want to know
Sod off you
get my profile pic up and work it out with a tape measure for scale i'm six foot tall so off you go 6ft tall eh .... hmmmmmm ... dont need a tape measure ... think I can work it out ... my hubby is 6ft 3 ... so does that mean your 3 inches smaller
: : :twisted: No actually it means it's 3 inches closer to the ground
:twisted: :twisted: 