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25 Feb 2006

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

25 Feb 2006

Come on you've got to give me credit for trying lol

25 Feb 2006

never been here b4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mik69.....u going to find us a drink????????????

25 Feb 2006

Quote by twos_company
never been here b4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mik69.....u going to find us a drink????????????

What can I get for the lovely couple :cheers: your more than welcome to share this bottle of JD with me smile

25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Come on you've got to give me credit for trying

I'll give you more than credit

:smackbottom: biggrin

25 Feb 2006

Twos_company ... you dont want anything to do with that bottle of JD if Mik's had his hands on it ... here's a vodka lol

25 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
Come on you've got to give me credit for trying

I'll give you more than credit

:smackbottom: biggrin

Behave now twos company have just strolled in and they are respectable types don't you know smile

25 Feb 2006

we`re on the bacardi&coke
u can keep yr jd

25 Feb 2006

Quote by twos_company
we`re on the bacardi&coke
u can keep yr jd

Fair play two bacardi and cokes coming up and a huge welcome from humble me worship

25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Behave now twos company have just strolled in and they are respectable types don't you know

us???????????
thanks mik .....but...............
well our neighbours/family think so.................
but cant think of anyone else..errr oh and u
biggrin

25 Feb 2006

Quote by twos_company

Behave now twos company have just strolled in and they are respectable types don't you know

us???????????
thanks mik .....but...............
well our neighbours/family think so.................
but cant think of anyone else..errr oh and u
biggrin

everyones respectable as far as mik is concerned wink

:wink: you just have to check out his posts :wink: :wink:
kiss

mik:kiss:

25 Feb 2006

Quote by twos_company

Behave now twos company have just strolled in and they are respectable types don't you know

us???????????
thanks mik .....but...............
well our neighbours/family think so.................
but cant think of anyone else..errr oh and u
biggrin

Oh well at least some folks class you as respectable hell you should try being me lol

Oh and Squirtee flipa

:flipa:

Love you really :kiss: :inlove:

25 Feb 2006

Any chance of a beer sheddy
bolt

25 Feb 2006

Quote by st3v3
Any chance of a beer sheddy

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Of course mate what you having with it arsnic? lol

Seriously welcome S3V3 grab a Squirtee and make your self at home :cheers:

25 Feb 2006

any home made wine in that shed????

25 Feb 2006

is anyone about

25 Feb 2006

Hello
Can I pretend to be a boy in this Girl Free Zone ?
Large, infact very large Brandy and coke please
Thank you fellas
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

25 Feb 2006

Hi sam

25 Feb 2006

Quote by st3v3
Any chance of a beer sheddy

You can have whatever you like ... as long as you keep it up wink

25 Feb 2006

Quote by blonde
Hello
Can I pretend to be a boy in this Girl Free Zone ?
Large, infact very large Brandy and coke please
Thank you fellas
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You can as long as you wear a fake beard and talk in a deep voice ... otherwise sarge will be on your case

25 Feb 2006

I heard Mik's just fitted a still into the shed I was tempted to give it a go, maybe one of those as a chaser if there;'s any left.

25 Feb 2006

Quote by twos_company
any home made wine in that shed????

Got some damson or blackberry (my favourite so help your self

Quote by blonde
Hello
Can I pretend to be a boy in this Girl Free Zone ?
Large, infact very large Brandy and coke please
Thank you fellas
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Girls are mor ethan welcome but sssh don't tell Sarge he's just made Squirtee wear a merkin and talk in a deep voice hell she even had to explain the off side rule and I don't know it dunno

But then again I don't get football confused

so brandy and coke it is

25 Feb 2006

Get your fake beards here!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

25 Feb 2006

Quote by st3v3
I heard Mik's just fitted a still into the shed I was tempted to give it a go, maybe one of those as a chaser if there;'s any left.

Well theres that or a tin of brasso personally i'd go for the latter it's probably safeist drinkies

25 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Get your fake beards here!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

good god sarge you gave me a shock then did see you satnding there
:shock:

25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
I heard Mik's just fitted a still into the shed I was tempted to give it a go, maybe one of those as a chaser if there;'s any left.

Well theres that or a tin of brasso personally i'd go for the latter it's prbably safist drinkies

Think you've had one too many of the latter eh biggrin

25 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Get your fake beards here!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:scared: :shock: bloody hell he's like an enigma thought he'd logged off and the first sign of ladies and here he is lol

25 Feb 2006

Quote by st3v3
Any chance of a beer sheddy

Just the one???
:bolt:
Shireen
xxx

25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
I heard Mik's just fitted a still into the shed I was tempted to give it a go, maybe one of those as a chaser if there;'s any left.

Well theres that or a tin of brasso personally i'd go for the latter it's prbably safeist

I'll stick with the beer, heard stories about that brasso :shock:
You having a beer Sarge :drinkies:

25 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Get your fake beards here!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Do you sell Farts and Burps as well ? .......... U know those manly things !!!!
Also can I have a gizmo that keeps the toilet seat up ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx