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Quote by squirtee
I heard Mik's just fitted a still into the shed I was tempted to give it a go, maybe one of those as a chaser if there;'s any left.

Well theres that or a tin of brasso personally i'd go for the latter it's prbably safist drinkies
Think you've had one too many of the latter ehbiggrin
I think you may be right hun redface
st3v3
Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Any chance of a beer sheddy
bolt

Just the one???
:bolt:
Shireen
xxx
:uhoh:
Has Dawn been spreading rumours about me.
squirtee
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
I heard Mik's just fitted a still into the shed I was tempted to give it a go, maybe one of those as a chaser if there;'s any left.

Well theres that or a tin of brasso personally i'd go for the latter it's prbably safist drinkies
Think you've had one too many of the latter ehbiggrin
I think you may be right hun redface
Didnt you know ... us lasses are ALWAYS right :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by blonde
Get your fake beards here!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Do you sell Farts and Burps as well ? .......... U know those manly things !!!!
Also can I have a gizmo that keeps the toilet seat up ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sgt_Bilko
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Quote by squirtee
prbably safist drinkies

Think you've had one too many of the latter ehbiggrin
Shhhhhh!!! Don't mention the spelling!!! :doh: :doh: :doh:
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Quote by st3v3
[ :uhoh:
Has Dawn been spreading rumours about me.

She might have but not the sort of rumours you are thinking of innocent :lol2:
Shireen
xxx
twos_company
Sex God
bet u could make a nice dandelion wine(mikes choice)
or apricot wine(my choice)
a crate of each please
haven`t had them in 25 odd years
just run them down when theyre ready
biggrin :D :D
Sgt_Bilko
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Quote by st3v3
You having a beer Sarge drinkies

Certainly am Steve!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Cheers!! :cheers: :cheers:
There's a lot of hairy blokes with funny voices in here tonight isn't there??? confused :? :? :?
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Quote by twos_company
bet u could make a nice dandelion wine(mikes choice)
or apricot wine(my choice)
a crate of each please
haven`t had them in 25 odd years
just run them down when theyre ready
biggrin :D :D

Do I have to bring the wine it takes bloody ages to ferment confused Tell you what i'll call round waitrose on my way down lol
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids

Deep voice and beard please Shireen!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
st3v3
Sex God
Quote by Shireen_Mids

neutral so no mention of baked beans then, that a relief :undecided:
Unknown User
:lol2: She said plenty about baked beans st3v3 wink
Shireen
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Deep voice and beard please Shireen!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

No problem Sarge :lol2: kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Shireen
xxx
st3v3
Sex God
And cheers to you :cheers: Sarge.
Yep, there's something not quite right about some of the blokes in here tonight I mean pink beards dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
prbably safist drinkies

Think you've had one too many of the latter ehbiggrin
Shhhhhh!!! Don't mention the spelling!!! :doh: :doh: :doh:
Well honestly you make a couple of typo's and the bloody whole of society judges you redface surprisedops: lol
st3v3
Sex God
Quote by mik69
prbably safist drinkies

Think you've had one too many of the latter ehbiggrin
Shhhhhh!!! Don't mention the spelling!!! :doh: :doh: :doh:
Well honestly you make a couple of typo's and the bloody whole of society judges you redface surprisedops: lol
Probably a power outage on the keyboard as you were typing ;) happens a lot in shedland, apparently.
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Quote by st3v3
Yep, there's something not quite right about some of the blokes in here tonight I mean pink beards dunno

And whats wrong with pink beards??? :dunno:
Shireen
xxx
twos_company
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Quote by mik69
Do I have to bring the wine it takes bloody ages to ferment confused Tell you what i'll call round waitrose on my way down lol

not the same!!!!!
i was only 7 when i was drinking my aunts neighbours apricot wine.....
do people even make wine at home these days???
st3v3
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
Yep, there's something not quite right about some of the blokes in here tonight I mean pink beards dunno

And whats wrong with pink beards??? :dunno:
Shireen
xxx
Nothing in the past, but blue is this months colour.
Unknown User
Quote by twos_company

Do I have to bring the wine it takes bloody ages to ferment confused Tell you what i'll call round waitrose on my way down lol

not the same!!!!!
i was only 7 when i was drinking my aunts neighbours apricot wine.....
do people even make wine at home these days???
Err maybe redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: innocent
I am a country bumpkin :?
Unknown User
But pink is my favourite colour!!!....
I love pink.... I have pink thongs, pink cardigans, pink t-shirts......
Blue is NOT the in colour I tell you :kick:
Shireen
xxx
Unknown User
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve
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Steveg.... Steve has some Johnny Walker Black Label or Talisker :rascal:
Shireen
xxx
squirtee
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Quote by steveg_nw
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve

Mik is :shock: he's good at playing the barmaid biggrin
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by squirtee
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve

Mik is :shock: he's good at playing the barmaid biggrin :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Yep, there's something not quite right about some of the blokes in here tonight I mean pink beards dunno

And whats wrong with pink beards??? :dunno:
Shireen
xxx
Nothing it's just the curlers you have in it that seem a bit out of the ordinary lol
Unknown User
Quote by mik69
Nothing it's just the curlers you have in it that seem a bit out of the ordinary lol

And whats wrong with curlers???
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
Unknown User
Quote by squirtee
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve

Mik is :shock: he's good at playing the barmaid biggrin rolleyes smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Now go to your PM box and type the following Hi Sexy please come up north tommorrow to see me love Squirtee and then send it to the user name mik69 lol
squirtee
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Quote by mik69
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve

Mik is :shock: he's good at playing the barmaid biggrin rolleyes smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Now go to your PM box and type the following Hi Sexy please come up north tommorrow to see me love Squirtee and then send it to the user name mik69 lol
PM Sent :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sgt_Bilko
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Quote by squirtee
PM Sent lol :lol: :lol:

Deep voice!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: