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Quote by squirtee
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve

Mik is :shock: he's good at playing the barmaid biggrin rolleyes smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Now go to your PM box and type the following Hi Sexy please come up north tommorrow to see me love Squirtee and then send it to the user name mik69 lol
PM Sent :lol: :lol: :lol:
She bloody did as well ooh i'm all of a quiver redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
PM Sent lol :lol: :lol:

Deep voice!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bloody hell sarge ... sorry .. I keep forgetting ... I dont mean to ... honest :twisted:
Quote by mik69
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve

Mik is :shock: he's good at playing the barmaid biggrin rolleyes smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Now go to your PM box and type the following Hi Sexy please come up north tommorrow to see me love Squirtee and then send it to the user name mik69 lol
PM Sent :lol: :lol: :lol:
She bloody did as well ooh i'm all of a quiver redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Which "head" are you laughing off tho mikconfused: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:
Quote by squirtee
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Which "head" are you laughing off tho mik confused: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

The one your not holding :shock: :shock: right ten minutes to browse then i'm off to bed (complete with a printout of Squirtees PM it's the closest i'll ever get me thinks :cry: :cry: )
Quote by mik69
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Which "head" are you laughing off tho mik confused: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

The one your not holding :shock: :shock: right ten minutes to browse then i'm off to bed (complete with a printout of Squirtees PM it's the closest i'll ever get me thinks :cry: :cry: )
kiss :kiss: :kiss:
g night mik ... sweet dreamspassionkiss sillyassionkiss:
is it bedtime??
didn`t hear the bell!!!
night mik
Good night Squirtee you've really made my day thanks kiss :kiss: :kiss:
Night Two's smile
And if anyone else is there good night wave right i'm off bolt
Quote by mik69
Good night Squirtee you've really made my day thanks kiss :kiss: :kiss:
Night Two's smile
And if anyone else is there good night wave right i'm off bolt

It's my pleasure ... any time :kiss: :kiss:
Quote by st3v3
prbably safist drinkies

Think you've had one too many of the latter ehbiggrin
Shhhhhh!!! Don't mention the spelling!!! :doh: :doh: :doh:
Well honestly you make a couple of typo's and the bloody whole of society judges you redface surprisedops: lol
Probably a power outage on the keyboard as you were typing ;) happens a lot in shedland, apparently.
Bugger I missed this Cheers ST3V£ for using your tecnical knowlage to excuse my short comings your spot on my batteries must be low in my keyboard :oops:
Quote by mik69
prbably safist drinkies

Think you've had one too many of the latter ehbiggrin
Shhhhhh!!! Don't mention the spelling!!! :doh: :doh: :doh:
Well honestly you make a couple of typo's and the bloody whole of society judges you redface surprisedops: lol
Probably a power outage on the keyboard as you were typing ;) happens a lot in shedland, apparently.
Bugger I missed this Cheers ST3V£ for using your tecnical knowlage to excuse my short comings your spot on my batteries must be low in my keyboard :oops:
Your welcome, pleaseant dreams smile I'm off now.
Good night st3v3 .. sweet dreams to you tookiss
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
my NEW laptop died on me last night !!!! AARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH................................
sorted now thank god someone get the drinks in and make mine a large one i need it!!!
:cheers: :cheers:
So the sun is over the yard arm ???? (think thats what its called dunno )
I'll have a very large Brandy and Coke .......... make it a double, nope make it a double double :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
cant say i understand what you just said blonde blink but heres ye drink hun
:cheers:
Quote by cplbbw
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
my NEW laptop died on me last night !!!! AARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH................................
sorted now thank god someone get the drinks in and make mine a large one i need it!!!
:cheers: :cheers:

mik69 raise his weary head from under a table having been snuggled up with Squirtees underwear all night :twisted: Hiya all i'm ready for more drunken lust filled antics and i've dragged in a er willing friend (well she is willing now i've got pics of her and that rugby team ahh the joys of black mail :twisted: ) so a big hello please to sexkittenhfx biggrin
Quote by cplbbw
cant say i understand what you just said blonde blink but heres ye drink hun
:cheers:

I think its a Naval term .............. just remember my Dad saying it :giggle:
Thanx for the drinkies :cheers:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
mik69 raise his weary head from under a table having been snuggled up with Squirtees underwear all night :twisted: Hiya all i'm ready for more drunken lust filled antics and i've dragged in a er willing friend (well she is willing now i've got pics of her and that rugby team ahh the joys of black mail :twisted: ) so a big hello please to sexkittenhfx biggrin
well honey, you told me they were nice guys..... :twisted:
Quote by mik69
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
my NEW laptop died on me last night !!!! AARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH................................
sorted now thank god someone get the drinks in and make mine a large one i need it!!!
:cheers: :cheers:

mik69 raise his weary head from under a table having been snuggled up with Squirtees underwear all night :twisted: Hiya all i'm ready for more drunken lust filled antics and i've dragged in a er willing friend (well she is willing now i've got pics of her and that rugby team ahh the joys of black mail :twisted: ) so a big hello please to sexkittenhfx biggrin
Hellooo wave sexkittenhfx how long you known mik be careful he looks nice and sweet and innocent ...... but hes not hes a devil :twisted: :twisted:
what ye drinking drinkies
Quote by sexkittenhfx
mik69 raise his weary head from under a table having been snuggled up with Squirtees underwear all night :twisted: Hiya all i'm ready for more drunken lust filled antics and i've dragged in a er willing friend (well she is willing now i've got pics of her and that rugby team ahh the joys of black mail :twisted: ) so a big hello please to sexkittenhfx biggrin

well honey, you told me they were nice guys..... :twisted:
Well I would do wouldn't i now I have the pics your all mine :twisted:
Quote by cplbbw
Hellooo wave sexkittenhfx how long you known mik be careful he looks nice and sweet and innocent ...... but hes not hes a devil :twisted: :twisted:
what ye drinking drinkies

Can I just point out i'm only :twisted: with you cpl wink smackbottom :smackbottom:
Quote by cplbbw
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
my NEW laptop died on me last night !!!! AARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH................................
sorted now thank god someone get the drinks in and make mine a large one i need it!!!
:cheers: :cheers:

mik69 raise his weary head from under a table having been snuggled up with Squirtees underwear all night :twisted: Hiya all i'm ready for more drunken lust filled antics and i've dragged in a er willing friend (well she is willing now i've got pics of her and that rugby team ahh the joys of black mail :twisted: ) so a big hello please to sexkittenhfx biggrin
Hellooo wave sexkittenhfx how long you known mik be careful he looks nice and sweet and innocent ...... but hes not hes a devil :twisted: :twisted:
what ye drinking drinkies

ooo not very long cpl but long enough to know ive got my work cut out trying to keep him in check.....i think i might need to take him into his shed and show him whos boss :shock: would anyone like to help me???
i'll have a lambrini please! (cheap....but fun....) :thumbup:
Quote by blonde
So the sun is over the yard arm ???? (think thats what its called dunno )
I'll have a very large Brandy and Coke .......... make it a double, nope make it a double double :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Christ a double double :shock: I like a woman who knows what she wants biggrin
Quote by mik69

Hellooo wave sexkittenhfx how long you known mik be careful he looks nice and sweet and innocent ...... but hes not hes a devil :twisted: :twisted:
what ye drinking drinkies

Can I just point out i'm only :twisted: with you cpl wink smackbottom :smackbottom:
me and every other woman in here mik :lol2:
sexkitten we are nice in here and have loads of fun from food fights to naked pole dancing to baby oil and twister :rascal:
what ye drinking hun
Quote by sexkittenhfx

ooo not very long cpl but long enough to know ive got my work cut out trying to keep him in check.....i think i might need to take him into his shed and show him whos boss :shock: would anyone like to help me???
i'll have a lambrini please! (cheap....but fun....) :thumbup:

See she can even keep me in tow right come on own up whos been giving her pointers in mik control confused
Quote by sexkittenhfx
banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
my NEW laptop died on me last night !!!! AARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH................................
sorted now thank god someone get the drinks in and make mine a large one i need it!!!
:cheers: :cheers:

mik69 raise his weary head from under a table having been snuggled up with Squirtees underwear all night :twisted: Hiya all i'm ready for more drunken lust filled antics and i've dragged in a er willing friend (well she is willing now i've got pics of her and that rugby team ahh the joys of black mail :twisted: ) so a big hello please to sexkittenhfx biggrin
Hellooo wave sexkittenhfx how long you known mik be careful he looks nice and sweet and innocent ...... but hes not hes a devil :twisted: :twisted:
what ye drinking drinkies

ooo not very long cpl but long enough to know ive got my work cut out trying to keep him in check.....i think i might need to take him into his shed and show him whos boss :shock: would anyone like to help me???
i'll have a lambrini please! (cheap....but fun....) :thumbup:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: mik where did ye find her i like her NO i love her my kind of woman, right sexkitten you get the chains and hand cuffs and ill get the whip :twisted: :twisted: .............cplbbw heads to the shed!!!!!!
Quote by mik69


ooo not very long cpl but long enough to know ive got my work cut out trying to keep him in check.....i think i might need to take him into his shed and show him whos boss :shock: would anyone like to help me???
i'll have a lambrini please! (cheap....but fun....) :thumbup:

See she can even keep me in tow right come on own up whos been giving her pointers in mik control confused
i have a funny feeling she dont need no pointers mik biggrin
Quote by mik69
So the sun is over the yard arm ???? (think thats what its called dunno )
I'll have a very large Brandy and Coke .......... make it a double, nope make it a double double :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Christ a double double :shock: I like a woman who knows what she wants biggrin
I'll have another .............. thanx drinkies
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde

Christ a double double :shock: I like a woman who knows what she wants biggrin

I'll have another .............. thanx drinkies
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: now i am in love with this woman smile
Quote by cplbbw


ooo not very long cpl but long enough to know ive got my work cut out trying to keep him in check.....i think i might need to take him into his shed and show him whos boss :shock: would anyone like to help me???
i'll have a lambrini please! (cheap....but fun....) :thumbup:

See she can even keep me in tow right come on own up whos been giving her pointers in mik control confused
i have a funny feeling she dont need no pointers mik biggrin
hmmm you have me down to a tee cplbbw.......the kitten doenst need any pointers at all...... lol
Quote by cplbbw
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: mik where did ye find her i like her NO i love her my kind of woman, right sexkitten you get the chains and hand cuffs and ill get the whip :twisted: :twisted: .............cplbbw heads to the shed!!!!!!

right, im ready..... smackbottom whip