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Ooooh what the heck Kit !! Take Will......................
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Now this is more like it. Mrs FC, we'll need all of the 20 minutes - unless you would care to join us, of course :twisted:
Will - this is the life! :happy: :happy:
Will - this is the life! :happy: :happy:
Quote by willxx69
Now this is more like it. Mrs FC, we'll need all of the 20 minutes - unless you would care to join us, of course :twisted:
Will - this is the life! :happy: :happy:
He he, you are sooooooo going to be sorry in the morning Will, but don't worry about that now, just concentrate on your massaging, ummmmm, that's good :twisted:
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Still here, just about. Now, where were we.....................
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Quote by MrFC
Right brekies on!!!
Eggs,bacon sausage black pudding:lol:
Sounds good to me MrFC :lol:
I've an hours window before I'm in demand again so could do with some peace and quiet.
JAGS I,ve brought the Tattie Scones
Sex God
Last night I promised to pop back in to make sure all you girlies weren't bullying my mate Dino. Well I didn't manage it - can't quite remember what happened but it had something to do with some bottles of Jacob's Creek Grenache Shiraz.
So where's Dino then? You haven't locked him in Sarge's cupboard have you?
Can I have a Leffe please - I just love blondes.
Bugger - you could be right. Hang on:
Mother-in-law, 1 of - check
Partner (Sappho), 1 of - check
Stepdaughter (Sappho Junior), 1 of - check
Twins, 1 set of. Ahhhh, so that's two in all - check
That's definitely only 5. Oooops!
I think I forgot to count myself! :doh:
So there are 5 females (all related - :eeek
and me. Gulp!
Will - I definitely need more to drink
Will, there's a recipe for success here - just offer to do the hoovering and some ironing after you've finished the washing up - make sure you borrow Mrs FC's apron to wear as well. Read them some Robert Herrick and they'll be like putty in your hands - .....emasculated hands but still. (Make sure you do it so badly that, even though you are a well intentioned boy, you'll never be asked to do it again.)
So where's Dino then? You haven't locked him in Sarge's cupboard have you?
Can I have a Leffe please - I just love blondes.
Quote by willxx69
Will I think you have had enough
According to your list of people, does that mean there are 6 people in the house :confused2:
Dawn :dunno:
Bugger - you could be right. Hang on:
Mother-in-law, 1 of - check
Partner (Sappho), 1 of - check
Stepdaughter (Sappho Junior), 1 of - check
Twins, 1 set of. Ahhhh, so that's two in all - check
That's definitely only 5. Oooops!
I think I forgot to count myself! :doh:So there are 5 females (all related - :eeek
and me. Gulp!Will - I definitely need more to drink
Will, there's a recipe for success here - just offer to do the hoovering and some ironing after you've finished the washing up - make sure you borrow Mrs FC's apron to wear as well. Read them some Robert Herrick and they'll be like putty in your hands - .....emasculated hands but still. (Make sure you do it so badly that, even though you are a well intentioned boy, you'll never be asked to do it again.)
then locked my in Sarges cupboard for a while , but im out now and none the worst for it . Phew , what a night ! Sex God
Dino......... weekend duties haven't finished yet !! :twisted:
weekend duties haven't finished yet !! :twisted: Quote by the_Laird
Right brekies on!!!
Eggs,bacon sausage black pudding
Sounds good to me MrFC :lol:
I've an hours window before I'm in demand again so could do with some peace and quiet.
JAGS I,ve brought the Tattie Scones
Wow!!!! Tattie scones haven't heard that since I was a bairn :lol:
Quote by MrFC
Right brekies on!!!
Eggs,bacon sausage black pudding
Sounds good to me MrFC :lol:
I've an hours window before I'm in demand again so could do with some peace and quiet.
JAGS I,ve brought the Tattie Scones
Wow!!!! Tattie scones haven't heard that since I was a bairn :lol:
Well Hellooooooooo MrFC, I'VE got some tattie scones too - want mine instead of the Laird's?
Mine taste better :rascal:
Fee
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Quote by MrFC
What are your baps like
:shock: You dont know already ????? :shock:
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Quote by MrsFC
Dino.........
Oi you now cut it out!! If there's any servicing to do around here - I'll do it.
What are these baps doing floating in the jacuzzi??
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Quote by MrFC
Oh yeah! sorry Laird thinking wrong baps
Fancy a beer then MrFC, I've brought some Vodka to go with it for a change
Any girlies serving???
MrsFC...................we need eh????.....servicing :twisted:
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Quote by MrFC
MrsFC is just getting her wenching kit on
There is NO emoticon suitable for me and THAT thought
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Quote by the_Laird
MrsFC...................we need eh????.....servicing :twisted:
Flamin ell !!! You want me to work on ya engine?? Jeeze, I'm nearly ready..
This wasn't in the contract
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Quote by MrFC
Perhaps this
Listen....the thought alone means I now have to have a lie down :shock: Can she bring my drink too me when she's dressed???
I'll be in the Sarge's cupboard :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
hwoar: Well i never thought it possible but she looks so much better in it than i did! Sex God
Dino ! Sarge has more in his cupboard Mind you :wink: don't forget to step over the Laird as he's feeling whoooozy again... 
God I hope Sarge doesn't come back while we're all wearing his clothes.. :shock:
Mind you :wink: don't forget to step over the Laird as he's feeling whoooozy again... God I hope Sarge doesn't come back while we're all wearing his clothes.. :shock:
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Quote by Dino.Lucky sod , i wish i was feeling whoooozy , who is she anyway ?
Dino ! Sarge has more in his cupboard
God I hope Sarge doesn't come back while we're all wearing his clothes.. :shock:
Single Bi Fem who lives two doors up. :wink:
PS Her dad owns a brewery
Quote by the_LairdLucky sod , i wish i was feeling whoooozy , who is she anyway ?
Dino ! Sarge has more in his cupboard
God I hope Sarge doesn't come back while we're all wearing his clothes.. :shock:
Single Bi Fem who lives two doors up. :wink:
PS Her dad owns a brewery
Is that what she told you ,, i know her , she`ll tell you anything for a quick feel :roll: Quote by Dino.Lucky sod , i wish i was feeling whoooozy , who is she anyway ?
Dino ! Sarge has more in his cupboard
God I hope Sarge doesn't come back while we're all wearing his clothes.. :shock:
Single Bi Fem who lives two doors up. :wink:
PS Her dad owns a brewery
Is that what she told you ,, i know her , she`ll tell you anything for a quick feel :roll:You know her so well :lol:
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Quote by MrFC
You know her so well
Don't I just
