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Sex God
Quote by Dino.
yeh , her real names boooozy and she smells like a brewery more like ! !
Tell you what Dino, you go and get yourself re-aquainted with Whoooozy the Booooozy Flooooozy and I'll get back into the Sarge's cupboard and wait on MrsFC bringing me my drink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Watch out though, WtBF will be getting deleted for sure as a non member
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
Bugger , i was just as you put it , getting " re-aquaited" with WtBF and whoosh , deleted before i even smelt her breathbloody mods
Dino................less of the face pulling......I get pulled in ere by the Laird.....wanting servicing....and your still serving wench !! In the cupboard and let me give you something to bring a smile to your face again..
Laird budge over!! Your time will come.. :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC
Bugger , i was just as you put it , getting " re-aquaited" with WtBF and whoosh , deleted before i even smelt her breath
Dino................less of the face pulling......I get pulled in ere by the Laird.....wanting servicing....and your still serving wench !! In the cupboard and let me give you something to bring a smile to your face again..
Laird budge over!! Your time will come.. :twisted: ive been waiting for this all my life :P :P :P who said newbie single guys dont get any fun ??
* Kit creeps in through the side door, grabs Tune's Vodka off the bar whilst he's not looking, draws the bolt across Sarge's cupboard and it's contents, snaps on a padlock, lifts the TV controls from down the side of the sofa and then calmly slips in to the hot tub, switches on the TV to the shopping channel and happily sips her Vodka*
ahhhhh, this is perfect - any one care to join a 'happy' Kit
ahhhhh, this is perfect - any one care to join a 'happy' Kit
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Well I don't pull a plough but.......
Are you sure that is Mayo' you're putting on my leafy bits? :shock:
MrFC, if you're spreading mayo about can I have some on my leafy bits too??
Fee
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I think it is all gone :cry: I have been shaking this funny looking bottle for ages and only one splat came out
Quote by PoloLady
Well I don't pull a plough but.......
Are you sure that is Mayo' you're putting on my leafy bits? :shock:
MrFC, if you're spreading mayo about can I have some on my leafy bits too??
Fee
XX
I think it is all gone :cry: I have been shaking this funny looking bottle for ages and only one splat came out
Trust MrFC to spread it about so much that there's none left for me
You got anything else that might appeal to my leafy bits?
Fee
XX
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
Well I don't pull a plough but.......
Yeah but you look as though you might have something there that might route a good furrow ( shit did I just say that??)
ops: Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Are you sure that is Mayo' you're putting on my leafy bits? :shock:
MrFC, if you're spreading mayo about can I have some on my leafy bits too??
XX
Aaah the Lady Fee's leafy bits - imagination's running wild here. Can't beat a good leaf, i say!!
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Well I don't pull a plough but.......
Are you sure that is Mayo' you're putting on my leafy bits? :shock:
MrFC, if you're spreading mayo about can I have some on my leafy bits too??
Fee
XX
I think it is all gone :cry: I have been shaking this funny looking bottle for ages and only one splat came out
Trust MrFC to spread it about so much that there's none left for me
You got anything else that might appeal to my leafy bits?
Fee
XX
I might have
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
(Fee unbolts Sarge's cupboard door to check if the Laird got out in time....)
Fee
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Dont you worry M'Lady, I'm way too sharp to be caught out by that
Can I just say I really like Mayo but...............get the feeling you lot are talking about something COMPLETELY different :shock:
