GFZ - Late Licence | Swinging Heaven

2 Mar 2007

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

As the 'management' have been busy fiddling with the forums all day, it seems that no one remembered to unlock the doors, so I have asked for a late licence to try and make up for the shoddy service wink

The first drinks are all on Admin, so come on, what you drinking? drinkies

2 Mar 2007

Ooooooo White Grenache for me - a bottle of, please biggrin

Any bar men about?

2 Mar 2007

Late............ lol

white wine please and taking clothes off and getting in the jacuzzi :lol:

2 Mar 2007

ohh a glass of vino would be lovely right now drinkies

2 Mar 2007

Right then ladies, drinks on their way, but shove and make room in that jacuzzi lol

All we need now is a nice, handsome, sexy bloke to come and serve the drinks :twisted:

2 Mar 2007

ill be off then

2 Mar 2007

Room for moi? Im on my tod and whats more- theres no alcohol in the house confused

I'm no trouble, honest!

2 Mar 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Right then ladies, drinks on their way, but shove and make room in that jacuzzi
All we need now is a nice, handsome, sexy bloke to come and serve the drinks :twisted:

I can see some lurking on the list! :twisted:

2 Mar 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I can see some lurking on the list! :twisted:

OOOOhhhh, Quick, go and grab them before they get away.

Quote by LondonPlaything
ill be off then

Get your arse back in here, and get winchy a nice cold drink wink

2 Mar 2007

Yes please- and make sure I get to slap your ass suggestively as you deliver it :twisted:

2 Mar 2007

Quote by winchwench
Yes please- and make sure I get to slap your ass suggestively as you deliver it :twisted:

>ahem< I can do what 'm told!....suggestively
lp

2 Mar 2007

I can see a Mr FB :twisted:

2 Mar 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I can see a Mr FB :twisted:

He's mine, no arguing ladies, I opened the room, so I get first choice, Im having him. flipa

Coooo eeeeee, Mr FB, over here sweety passionkiss

2 Mar 2007

Quote by NaughtyWiganCouple
All we need now is a nice, handsome, sexy bloke to come and serve the drinks :twisted:

Dont know about the nice, handsome or sexy part, but i'll come and serve you mrs naughty
:twisted:

2 Mar 2007

Quote by MR-FB
Dont know about the nice, handsome or sexy part, but i'll come and serve you mrs naughty
:twisted:

Oh you meet the criteria, now come and sit in the jacuzzi with me for a little while :twisted:

2 Mar 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dont know about the nice, handsome or sexy part, but i'll come and serve you mrs naughty
:twisted:

Oh you meet the criteria, now come and sit in the jacuzzi with me for a little while :twisted:
Well if you insist biggrin

but what about the drinks rolleyes

2 Mar 2007

FB taps her foot impatiently
Where's my drink then?

2 Mar 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
FB taps her foot impatiently
Where's my drink then?

Excuse me Mrs FB, can you get a drink over for Mr FB andmyself, we are getting very thirsty over here.
Oh while your at it, can we have something to eat as well, and when you've done that, you can come and join us if you want lol

:lol:

2 Mar 2007

the service in here is crap tonight. Where's Choon?
FB wanders off muttering about the bar staff

2 Mar 2007

can I join you for a swift one please wink

2 Mar 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
FB taps her foot impatiently
Where's my drink then?

Excuse me Mrs FB, can you get a drink over for Mr FB andmyself, we are getting very thirsty over here.
Oh while your at it, can we have something to eat as well, and when you've done that, you can come and join us if you want lol

:lol:
FB its in fridge with my beer (hint, hint)
Mrs Naughty i dont need owt to eat thanks i got you :twisted: redface

2 Mar 2007

Is there a stiff drink on offer?? smile

xanaisx

2 Mar 2007

Which lovely barman is going to go down on all fours to give me somewhere to rest my weary, red stilletto bedecked feet?
:rascal:

2 Mar 2007

>balances one glass on back of head.... assumes position<

2 Mar 2007

Aaaaaaaaaah, thats better.
You weren't looking up my skirt were you?
Can I rename you??
LondonTRAYthing!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Mar 2007

for you Madam...anything
I do a good Occassional Table too
lp
as for the skirt...well.... ahem!

3 Mar 2007

Quote by winchwench
Aaaaaaaaaah, thats better.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

errm..miss?
can I get up nowplease...it's been rather a while...
ooo my sacroliac!
lT

3 Mar 2007

Morning all !
I know I've been kind of AWOL this week but I've been on nursing duty rolleyes

Only 7 more sleeps til PP3 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

3 Mar 2007

The PP3 could take over the GFZ and we can all watch
:P :twisted:

3 Mar 2007

Quote by Sarah
The PP3 could take over the GFZ and we can all watch
:P :twisted:

You of ALL people should know we're shrouded in secrecy and more covert than the bleeding Masons!
:giggle: