GFZ - Man Utd 0 - Liverpool 1

23 Apr 2004

It appears that Iâ€™m in a parallel universe!!! Everyone else is in the GFZ from a few weeks ago. Someone has tricked them into the SH time machine and zapped them back to the week before last. :shock: confused

:? :?
So, do I stay here and see who joins me or do I join them in the other GFZ??
Mmmmmm, think I'll grab a beer and see what's on TV.

23 Apr 2004

Sarge, we were in the earlier GFZ wow!!!
you don't need keys for that one, but everyone is virtual :shock: :shock:
Get me a beer Sarge and stick the telly on, I need reality confused

23 Apr 2004

Ah Mr FC, welcome back to the real world. Sit down and have a beer!! Now then, let's have a little chat about who was the Duty Constable in here the week before last ???

23 Apr 2004

What number bus took you to this parallel universe Sarge... ???
lol

:lol:

23 Apr 2004

Ahhhh !!! your hear !! can I be serving wench ??

23 Apr 2004

ER! would it have been me??? redface

I've been meaning to talk to somebody about this, with responsibility comes promotion I think I need to be at least a Captain....then I can use my full SH powers smile

23 Apr 2004

While the SH promotion board ponders my application for promotion I will relax in the jacuzzi with a glass of Fetzer.....Ahhhh!
dont take to long

24 Apr 2004

MrFC wanders into the GFZ see's an empty room selects a real ale from the vast selectoin!
wanders into the gfz garden and enjoys the evening sun and singing birds, takes in the aroma of freshly mown grass, sits in the recliner and savours the taste......ahhhh!!

24 Apr 2004

There's a garden here?! I guess now the nights are getting longer, these things emerge. We'll have to get our sausages out and have a barbie then.
In the meantime, I think I'll sit here and lose the use of my legs with the aid of some raspberry beer. Aaahhh.

24 Apr 2004

Hi Blissed.. good to see you enjoy the tranquility smile

24 Apr 2004

See girls?? Men just cant be trusted without our expertise and guidance!! lol

Everything just spirals into mayhem!!! :lol:
I'm only joking, i spose the men need somewhere to go when we go off on our girly nights out!! daz is hoping i'll be on one soon so he can get onto the puter and post for himself, lol!!

24 Apr 2004

Well this is the quietest ever weekend, a serving wench and im not needed.....
Im off to the spa then for a relaxing soak. smile

24 Apr 2004

Mrs FC: I know, I would join you(with invitation!!) as assistant serving wench, but i wont offer, since theres no need for one, lol!!

24 Apr 2004

<<Stumbles in through the door>>
What's this a place without girls confused

: Do I want this :?: Wait a minute there's beer and a telly over there and Liverpool beat Man U 1-0 - aaah all is right in the world smile

Next instalment: <<Does this intruder get stumbled out through the door........ :?: >>

24 Apr 2004

Sarge Sarge have you heard........Liverpool beat Man U 1-0 smile

:)

24 Apr 2004

Jas sneaks in really quietly
"Can I have a gin and grapefruit please smile

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25 Apr 2004

Quote by MrFC
Sarge Sarge have you heard........Liverpool beat Man U 1-0 :)

MrFC, Please get it right. Being a Man U supporter I do like to have a bit of banter from time to time, but get it right.
Man utd were playing at home so it should be
Man U 0 - 1 Liverpool
It looks more humiliating that way.

25 Apr 2004

Quote by mattmoleman
Being a Man U supporter

and to think matt, i actually engaged you in conversation yesterday, and was just about to offer you a pint too!!! <<< tuts >>>
i suppose given the circumstances though i can afford to be magnanimous can't i?

Man U 0 - 1 Liverpool
It looks more humiliating that way.

not often a Leeds supporter has the chance to completely rip the pi........i mean....offer solace and comfort to our mancunian neighbours...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
go on what you havin? large one was it???
neil :lol2:

25 Apr 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
not often a Leeds supporter has the chance to completely rip the pi........i mean....offer solace and comfort to our mancunian neighbours

Thanks for your kind words Neil. But us Man Utd supports, we are so used to having such a superior team to everybody else that we feel obliged to help others in the micky taking.
I've been enjoying the first two footy games on TV today. Newcastle have won! I really don't want Liverpool to qualify for the 'champions' league.
Leeds were unlucky actually. I thought the could of done something. I hope they can get Man City relegated anyway.
Cheers Neil but it should be me buying you....

25 Apr 2004

well i s'pose it was tempting fate wasn't it.........least man u got beat by a decent bloody team! :mad:
cheers matt i'll have a pint mate. been weeping into this one fella! :cry:
neil
<< whatever next......lions laying down with lambs??? >>>

25 Apr 2004

Enough talk of this pansy game smile

Where's the bloody drinks?
Who won the Grand Prix ??

25 Apr 2004

Good evening all only my second time in here, bit of a bad experiance the first time as I was whacked in the goolies by an over exuberant lady on the door with a baton and ended up with my feet up a ferrets arse,,,,, The swellings gone down now so figured I would wander down and have a quaff...
So is anyone serving tonight or what..

25 Apr 2004

Sorry daveJ what would you like.......

25 Apr 2004

Ahh mrs FC so it was you that sprayed me and tried to knock me knackers up around my ears was it, couldnt recognise my assailant as it was dark...yes you are forgiven although I fear that I might have lost mrs davej too the rabbit...
A whiskey will do nicely please...
Anyone else been in tonight or is it always this quite?
davej whistles hit me with your rythem stick just to add to mrs FCs guilt...

25 Apr 2004

without wishing to be presumtious, I was just passing and I wondered if a rather dry martini might be available, along with somewhere to relax ones bones!!!
Mirth

25 Apr 2004

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Guilty as charged Davej, I got carried away... :oops: Now would that be a malt whiskey or Famous Grouse ?
Mirth a dry martini coming up for you would you like an umbrella as well ?

25 Apr 2004

A malt will do nicely thanks mrs FC......
evening mirth havnt seen you in here before... a dry Martini? an unusual drink these days..
(davej wonders how long it will be before someone asks mirth if he wants it shaken or stirred)

25 Apr 2004

just so long as it is dry I do not mind shaken or stirred, but umbrellas just get in the way...
hows about a cherry though?
Mirth

25 Apr 2004

I see MrsFC is showing off her wenchin' skills lol

just shows many years of dedicated training does pay off!
Er seeing as the drinks are flowing mines a single malt, ooh ooh have you got any of that dark chocolate that goes so well with whisky ?

25 Apr 2004

and fine skills they are too mr FC, I see you are partial to a malt as well.... mrs FC pour two and put it on my tab., please