GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one and has another for himself

28 Feb 2004

What the hell happened here.....I go away for a few weeks and look at this place. Clean, tidy, lights working and a full fridge. Even the ash trays...hang on where are the ash trays anyway.
Kat, what's all this smoke free zone stuff? Not sure I like the sound of that. confused

Oh, and if any one sees Blue tell her the new pics are fantastic wink

:wink:
Can't cope with these bright lights....I'm going outside for a pizza and a fag......

28 Feb 2004

Biker - welcome back we all missed you!
PS - the biker's shed is open for smoking activities of the legal sort.
x xx x

28 Feb 2004

PS - the biker's shed is open for smoking activities of the legal sort.

Ohhh nooo, I'm not letting you lot in here. Next thing I know it'll be all tidy and I'll never be able to find my spanners.
Biker double locks shed, turns out lights and begins chain smoking......If I'm very quiet they'll think I've gone.... poke

28 Feb 2004

We can see the smoke oozing out from the bottom of the shed door... we know you're in there. Coming, ready or not!
lol

:lol:

28 Feb 2004

*throws herself down at the shed door and sniffs the smoke*
Arghhhhh! The pain!!! lol

*wanders back into the GFZ and opens the fridge* Well, may as well kill my liver to take away the pain!! :beer:

28 Feb 2004

I WILL NOT let GFZ or BFZ (where ever that went to) become alcohol free too - booze rules, bring it on out and lets imbibe.
We had a couple of Black Russians last night - minus the coca cola - just lashings of Absolut drowned in Tia Maria. VERY girlie but the boy didn't mind.
Had my nails done the other day too - again, VERY girlie!! French tips put on and I feel so GOOD. Funny thing is that last night, whilst drinking hot chocolate in the new M&S Lifestore (!!) with Allgood, we met a friend of mine I hadn't seen for about 2 years - the first thing she mentioned was my nails!!! lol

Need to draw these new nails down someone's back...
kiss

:kiss:

28 Feb 2004

I need to get my nails done.
The bad thing about giving up smoking is that I've been biting my nails again *hides from Fred*

28 Feb 2004

Oh, and I fully support your alcohol policy, Jags!! lol

:lol:

28 Feb 2004

yeeha!!!! Let's get the bottles open then - oh, and empty!!

28 Feb 2004

Woohoo!! I nominate you to run the GFZ, Jags!!
*cracks open a bottle*
How kind of Will to buy us all this!! lol

28 Feb 2004

Will is a good guy - he gave me a bottle of red wine last week - haven't drunk it yet but will crack it open tomorrow.
Slainte

28 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
Had my nails done the other day too - again, VERY girlie!! French tips put on and I feel so GOOD. Funny thing is that last night, whilst drinking hot chocolate in the new M&S Lifestore (!!) with Allgood, we met a friend of mine I hadn't seen for about 2 years - the first thing she mentioned was my nails!!!

Quote by BlueEyes
:lol: I need to get my nails done

FFS !!! This is the GFZ not some Scottish Mothers Meeting Place!!! Nip down the WI to discuss your nails!!! You'll be asking if your bum looks big in this next !!! (By the way, it does !!!)
Runs away quickly before he gets a double McSmack with Fries!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Feb 2004

Sarge I'm here dont let them get the ..ouch of..get off ..you ...ouch. you. re-inforcments are close by, Whats that dear? No just surfing. sarge shhhhh... give the word!!!

28 Feb 2004

Sarge

LANGUAGE - wash your mouth out with extra strong Harpic and get on your knees and tell me you're sorry!!!! smackbottom

Actually quite like you on your knees... and do you not think this shade of red is good with my nails??? :happy:
Now go pour me another glass of that Tim Adams Semillion, be a good boy, and then let's watch Parky together, there's space for you on the floor next to my feet whip

:whip: :yinyang: :whip:

28 Feb 2004

(Hiding in the Carpark outside the GFZ) Shhhhh, Male Half of FunCouple (Must do something about that!!) are you mad. There's two of them, run for your life!!!! Let's see if Biker will take pity on us. We can hide in his shed. Run, run like the wind.......

28 Feb 2004

Now this is scary. Jags is being nice after an insult!!! Must have been a good night last night !!! (I'm still hiding though!!)

28 Feb 2004

*plans next move carefully*
lol

28 Feb 2004

Quote by BlueEyes
*plans next move carefully*

28 Feb 2004

Sarge!!!
:twisted:

28 Feb 2004

blue eyes !!! i have them sorted biggrin

female of funcple here lol dont worry bout sarge if he is with hubby they r both in the shed .... gettin tanked up lol on home brew ..... :D :D any probs hubby can lol not much help i know but bilkos authority is my domaine now ................. girl power !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will u back me up girls smile

28 Feb 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now this is scary. Jags is being nice after an insult!!! Must have been a good night last night !!! (I'm still hiding though!!)

Sarge, as long as you are doing as you are told I shall be a nice as apple pie with brandy cream on top!
Last night was FANTASTIC - that's just how life should be... redface

ops: :oops:

28 Feb 2004

You're damn right, Mrs FC!!
lol

We've got them where we want them now!!!

28 Feb 2004

hi girls has nobody questioned sarge?........ he is very witty and i doooooooo like him but there r no females taking charge lol i find the males verrrrrrrrrry witty in this room ok gfz but does that ever happen ? we always arrive somehow somewhere? do we not :evil2: go go go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

:D :D

28 Feb 2004

Gman just quietly sticks head round the door........... but none of the guys seem to be around, so quietly slips back out again.... couldn't see any apple juice anyway..... ...
Gman
reserved by nature
wisdom beyond years

28 Feb 2004

*grabs Gmanxx*
This is the GFZ, not the BFZ!!!
Now come in here and entertain us!!! :twisted:

28 Feb 2004

OOOOOHHHH Shit
nervously stands and sings in his best tenor voice that comes out as a nervous falsetto..
I wish I could fly ..... right up to the sky .... but I can't........... voice tails off and defends self from flying cushions...
God I am glad I know when to beat a hasty retreat...
tinks to self I thought Blue eyes had a bad ankle.... she can sure shift when she wants too...
Gmanxxx

28 Feb 2004

Bad news, gmanxxx - I am now plaster free!!!
Now you just sit down there, I'll get you a beer!
:twisted:

28 Feb 2004

oooooooooo gman i didnt know u were that good !!!!! let me tend to ure needs biggrin

:D :D :D what would yu like ? ( hang on girls tryin to lull him into a sense of false security 8) xxxxxxxxxxxxx

28 Feb 2004

LOL!!! *whispers to Mrs FC* of course!! :twisted:
Anyone else for waitress service?

28 Feb 2004

Well thank you ladies, but could you make that beer a white cider.... so much stronger....
gets himself nice and comfy on the sofa...
gmanxxxx