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GFZ - quiet weekend ahead!

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Quote by KitKat
OK, my first time in here for weeks, I have my mate Stella with me, and I would just like to say, Wilma, I know you are feeling all pleased with yourself right now, but this is the GFZ, and - If I am not mistaken - that is a pair of tits I see on upon your chest.
Now begone buxom wench before I am forced to subject you to the torture of a thousand orgasms!
Kat

Force Me, Force Me!!!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Er kit if Kat has left you In here then he must approve so one glass of wine coming up confused :?
Kat a word in your stealthlike rolleyes
(shit ..davej didnt realise that kit had overheard his sexist manly crap and gingerly fingers the 'teflon coated' words that are imprinted on his head from the previous nights close encounter with a frying pan from mrs davej)
......and as I told them thats sexist and an outrageous thing to say about women, they are superb drivers..
Oh evening Kit charge that to my tab.......
MrFC Kat is rather occupied elsewhere at the moment, but he says to tell me and adhere to my decisions in his absence.
So what was it you wanted to say ??????
Kit
xxx
ps Davej - a bottle of Champers would promote some rather selective hearing on my part if you would be so kind :twisted:
Kit does that me you are THEserving wench :twisted:
:shock: er a bottle of champagne for Kit please Mr FC....as cheap as you can make it mate.... There you go Kit just shout it up when your ready .....
Nope - It means MrFC YOU are THE serving wench and Kit rules the GFZ tonight until Kat realises what is going on
Now, be a dear and charge my glass if you please
Kit
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Ooookay rolleyes :roll: Kit MrsFC has trained me too well from her domineering ways.[/size
Top up coming up!
OOHHH!!! FLI FLIP AND STRONGER STUFF!!! I've changed into MrsFC redface

NOW your drink Kit!
MMMMMMmmmmmm, that will do nicely MrFC, I see MrsF has you well trained, now just remember to bend at the knees when you place the drink in my hands :twisted: a well placed clench would be good too :twisted:
Kit
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thinks to herself *I wonder if Kat realises he has competition in the stocking department, he is going to be sooooo mad* :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
Corrie - hit the street girlie!
Kat

Hit the street :shock: Ive been working the street all day cleaning up the rubbish outside the GFZ. Mainly fag ends and empty beer cans................I deserve to be here and Ive even strapped down my wealth of busom and put on flannel trousers to fit into the male bonding bit wink
Strapped down Corrie?
That is how I always imagined you ............... :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Strapped down Corrie?
That is how I always imagined you ............... :twisted:
lhk
Kat

hehehehe Kitkat do you realise that you also posted this message in spa zone no wonder I was confused lol
Corrie darling, take it from me - it doesn't take much to confuse Kat cool He wears his brains in his trousers and they aint getting any bigger wink
Kit
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Quote by Kit
Corrie darling, take it from me - it doesn't take much to confuse Kat cool He wears his brains in his trousers and they aint getting any bigger wink
Kit
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
glad to here it Kit. May be thats part of the problem with the GFZ they all wear trousers a size to small to look bigger :twisted:
No, Corrie my sweetie honey bun, confused is the normal female state. kiss Now don't you worrie your pretty self, just go and bring me a beer and the whole world will be as it should be.
lhk
Kat
*Kat pointedly ignores Kit tarting in the corner*
Only beer I can find is already open and looks a strange yellow colour and rather flat but if thats what you want Kit Kat please its yours for the drinking cool
Kat dearest, darling, bunny rabbit, you know you cannot ignore me for long wink You delegated control of the GFZ to me and now you are checking up on me confused Corrie and I would like a large glass of dry white asap. Don't you trust me babes :shock:
Kit
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HELLO EVERYONE !!!!!!
Had a good soak last night in the spa nearly smelt pongy.... confused got out in time before the invasion of feathered and four legged fiends........
Now !!!!!!! how about some service !!!
Ohhh !!! Kat thankyou, make mine a glass of Fetze, biggrin Corrie how about you ?
You know me Corrie - I will get my tongue round anything, as long as it is warm and wet.
lhk
Kat drinkies please.. wink
Hiya MrsFC, I have control of the GFZ (with Kat's blessing). Sit yourself down here girl and join in the fun. MrFC, Davej and Kat are here to do our bidding, so if you have any 'essentials' speak now!
Kit
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MrFC, bend over a bit more doll, I can't quite catch thoser stocking tops :twisted:
Hey Mrs FC
Me too have just enjoyed a good soak... its been a long Day of selecting buying and putting together flat pack furniture for No 1 Sons bedroom damned swedish instructions.... or lack of!!!
why is it only bath salts etc are always peach f**kin flavoured...
anyway I am more than relaxed dinner was mellow... nice bit of mature duck breast
so now for an adult evening of mellow and massaged fun
Mirth
relaxed mellow and ready for anything funwise!!! ( dry french white for me!!!)
eerr guys.. now I might be about as sharp as a tea towl but isnt this supposed to be a fellas place and err....I get this horrible feeling that the girls are... eerrr.... manipulating things slighty...
Quote by mirth
relaxed mellow and ready for anything funwise!!! ( dry french white for me!!!)
Yes mirth darling, that sounds good. Mind you don't trip over the TV cables on your way to the bar. Corrie, MrsFC and my good self will have the same.
That Fred Flintstone is so atypical of British builders! Gracious me, how standards have slipped in this place rolleyes Kat really does need to focus :twisted:
Kit
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Ohhh!! excuse MrFC at the mo , but he is on wenching duties here at the mo...... :twisted:
I think it must be the stockings that arrived today.... biggrin ahhh !!! don't stop!!!!
White wine YES PLEASE give me a pint barmen please. Need to start drinking like a man in here girls as Ive only just got in here. Do we have to use their urinals Kit????
Kit so long as you don't tell Fred.... or Kat ... they are very pernickity re the GFZ, but as a gent, what will be your pleasure.... think I can manage to look aftrer three ladies... at least in the short term! maybe one at a time....
Mirth... the forever optimist
Quote by davej
..I get this feeling that the girls are... eerrr.... manipulating things slighty...
Absolutely right Davej, now get your stockings on like MrFC and Kat and bring on the Pimms.
Kit
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Oh how I love a man that knows his place
Quote by davej
eerr guys.. now I might be about as sharp as a tea towl but isnt this supposed to be a fellas place and err....I get this horrible feeling that the girls are... eerrr.... manipulating things slighty...
Don't worry Dave - we just let them THINK they do! wink
Quote by Mrs Bum To Die For
I think it must be the stockings that arrived today.... ahhh !!! don't stop!!!!
On the other hand, some things are worth being emasculated for. Gissa look Mrs FC
LHK
Kat