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GFZ - quiet weekend ahead!
Well, buggity bugger, should have realised DaveJ me old mucker, those stockings are the penance you wear for being imprisoned by evil foreigners whilst serving your country. Yep, I remember now, it was all on Newsnight. Even Paxman was moved to tears. They tied you up with wire, gagged you with gaffer tape, and made you swear on your Child Allowance book that you'd wear these accursed stockings at least once a year. Well, what a man, what a hero, what a 24 carat diamond geezer....
Right folks, no more taking the piss..Dave J is honouring his word. Relax Dave j, I understand, don't let the 'flashbacks' get you...and no, you can't play Russian Roulette with my shotgun (50:50 are not good odds mate!!) Stop playing 'Cavatina' and doing Christopher Walken impressions-we won't lock you in a pit.. no that's the air conditioning Dave, not enemy helicopters. Yes, you can go and shoot deer real soon...just relax mate....just relax...and yes, the tights sort of suit you...and no, your bum doesn't look big in them....
Right folks, no more taking the piss..Dave J is honouring his word. Relax Dave j, I understand, don't let the 'flashbacks' get you...and no, you can't play Russian Roulette with my shotgun (50:50 are not good odds mate!!) Stop playing 'Cavatina' and doing Christopher Walken impressions-we won't lock you in a pit.. no that's the air conditioning Dave, not enemy helicopters. Yes, you can go and shoot deer real soon...just relax mate....just relax...and yes, the tights sort of suit you...and no, your bum doesn't look big in them....
Sex God
Cheers Arti. Now if someone could do me a favour and turn off those overhead fans, the whirring blades make me kinda nervous and who ever keeps shouting,,, GOOOD MOOORRNNIINNGG VIEEEETNAM in a Robin Wiliams type of way can they stop cos it aint funny..
Now while I am behind this bar does anyone want another drink cos I gotta be making tracks soon, I think I might need to find a late night chemist.
Now while I am behind this bar does anyone want another drink cos I gotta be making tracks soon, I think I might need to find a late night chemist.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Guys you gotta excuse me but I think I might have a date roller blading so if any one can get me outa these things I would be gratefull!!
Sex God
Wilma I doubt that shaking anything vigerousely is possible in these things but I will give it my best shot, now as quick as you can honey cos Kit has just been trying to fix me up on a date elsewhere, looks like I might be goin roller blading in another thread
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Wilma I doubt that shaking anything vigerousely is possible in these things but I will give it my best shot, now as quick as you can honey cos Kit has just been trying to fix me up on a date elsewhere, looks like I might be goin roller blading in another thread
mmm from what I read, it looks like you'll certainly have a sore arse....boom boom!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Sex God
or indeed BOON!! BOON!!
if outside and NO stockings is where you want to be then so be it Sex God
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or indeed BOON!! BOON!!
I was trying not to be too obvious :doh:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
oops a daisy
Sex God
Right you guys will have to get a new barman I'm off to look for me eldow and knee pads under the stairs goodnight to you all
davej walks out whistling the ski sunday theme tune (well sort of connected)
davej walks out whistling the ski sunday theme tune (well sort of connected)
Sex God
Well MrFC if you came into theBFZ you wouldn't have to do anything.
Its so spick and span,.............. just lots of time to enjoy ones self.
What are the boys doing with stockings anyway..
Ahh now I see :shock: :shock:
Sarges attire is well well well .......Im gobsmacked !!!
Where's the camara ?
Its so spick and span,.............. just lots of time to enjoy ones self.
What are the boys doing with stockings anyway..
Ahh now I see :shock: :shock: Sarges attire is well well well .......Im gobsmacked !!!
Where's the camara ?
Yes Sarge? :angel:
Reporting for duty Sir! Is it time for your leg wax now?
I am just warming the wax now - would you like something to bite on? I would hate your upstanding military image to be tarnished by the sound of girly screaming.
Good - I see you are strapped to the bed nice and tight .
Now, is it left-right, or right-left?
Kit
xxx
Reporting for duty Sir! Is it time for your leg wax now?
I am just warming the wax now - would you like something to bite on? I would hate your upstanding military image to be tarnished by the sound of girly screaming.
Good - I see you are strapped to the bed nice and tight .
Now, is it left-right, or right-left?
Kit
xxx
Sex God
Sarge !!!! You look a corker 
:happy:
I'm off to see what I can find in my drawers, :giggle: Look out MrFC i'm dressing you up tonight. :giggle:
:happy: I'm off to see what I can find in my drawers, :giggle: Look out MrFC i'm dressing you up tonight. :giggle:
Sex God
evening all argh! whats that orrible smell in here ..a sort of singed hairs and candles smell yuk!
Well you'll be pleased to know that just so you could have a giggle last night I have had a crap day. Oiled up me skates and sorted out my safety gear ready to get out and skate the breeze with a new mate, only to find that I was suffering some internal bleeding so off to casualty....buggers got me down to the maternity unit and strapped me legs up high in some stirups to drag them damn panties outa me.....three roles of film those sods took...training purposes they said...Oh and by the way as if any of you lot care, I am now the proud owner of seven internal stitches and a very large tub of cream that mrs davej has to apply twice a day....she says she aint gonna do it until she has had a chance to order some vetinary gloves and an anti septic foot bath so if any of you lot wouldnt mind......
Well you'll be pleased to know that just so you could have a giggle last night I have had a crap day. Oiled up me skates and sorted out my safety gear ready to get out and skate the breeze with a new mate, only to find that I was suffering some internal bleeding so off to casualty....buggers got me down to the maternity unit and strapped me legs up high in some stirups to drag them damn panties outa me.....three roles of film those sods took...training purposes they said...Oh and by the way as if any of you lot care, I am now the proud owner of seven internal stitches and a very large tub of cream that mrs davej has to apply twice a day....she says she aint gonna do it until she has had a chance to order some vetinary gloves and an anti septic foot bath so if any of you lot wouldnt mind......
