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GFZ - quiet weekend ahead!
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Kit I really dont feel up to a leg wax right now sweetie so perhaps you can do Sarge's other leg he can have that on me for showing Boon that photo.
Bloody hell Mr FC you scared the life outa me on first glance I thought you were that bird I pulled the other week on a bank holiday beano down at Southend, it was only when you smiled that I realised it wasnt cos you still have teeth in your mouth..
Anyone gotta camera...
Bloody hell Mr FC you scared the life outa me on first glance I thought you were that bird I pulled the other week on a bank holiday beano down at Southend, it was only when you smiled that I realised it wasnt cos you still have teeth in your mouth..
Anyone gotta camera...
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Angel Chat sneaks in with her Tesco Clubcard and digital camera eeurgh, whats that smell?
Drink anyone? Do you need any help there Kit?
Drink anyone? Do you need any help there Kit?
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CORRIE !!!!!!!!!
Fancy a glass of wine?
Fancy a glass of wine?
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Exactly sarge I was already suffering with a blockage and them panties were the final straw.....BLODDY HELL!!...its just like the bathroom at home in here soddin hair dye all up the walls and across the ceilling why is it these girlies have to make such a mess when they do their hair...
Gotta say corrie your hair looks better for that, but I think you have missed some bits there's sort of white patches in your hair.....last time I saw somethng like that was on the floor of my avairy..
evening Angel dont think we have met the names davej can I get you a drink...
Gotta say corrie your hair looks better for that, but I think you have missed some bits there's sort of white patches in your hair.....last time I saw somethng like that was on the floor of my avairy..
evening Angel dont think we have met the names davej can I get you a drink...
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Here you go !!! Corrie
Men do not realise that such fine stockings need delicate handling. I'm sure they think throw them on the floor and ...........................hey presto !!!!!!!....................ready to wear again. :giggle:
Men do not realise that such fine stockings need delicate handling. I'm sure they think throw them on the floor and ...........................hey presto !!!!!!!....................ready to wear again. :giggle:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Hiya MrsFC, Corrie,
Pour me a large one please, I have had such a day
That Davej is such a wimp, a bit of wax and he's off to A&E quicker than Kat :twisted: Sarge on the other hand, exemplary behaviour for an upstanding Military man, but bloomin hell, a bit of wax soon sorts the girls from the boys.
Now, any one know what the Leeds score was today :twisted:
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Pour me a large one please, I have had such a day
That Davej is such a wimp, a bit of wax and he's off to A&E quicker than Kat :twisted: Sarge on the other hand, exemplary behaviour for an upstanding Military man, but bloomin hell, a bit of wax soon sorts the girls from the boys. Now, any one know what the Leeds score was today :twisted:
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Ohh thanks Corrie. 
I blame that Fly for the fleas. Arti I fear has neglected the quarterly tablets. Shame on you Arti
Have we any cream just incase of bites ?
Corrie MrFC is well and truely trained in the art of femail duties. But will anyone else help him is the question????
I'm sure there are a few more domesticated males in here ......... :twisted: than they would rather not admit to.
I blame that Fly for the fleas. Arti I fear has neglected the quarterly tablets. Shame on you Arti
Have we any cream just incase of bites ?Corrie MrFC is well and truely trained in the art of femail duties. But will anyone else help him is the question????
I'm sure there are a few more domesticated males in here ......... :twisted: than they would rather not admit to.
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Bloody hell Mr FC you scared the life outa me on first glance I thought you were that bird I pulled the other week on a bank holiday beano down at Southend, it was only when you smiled that I realised it wasnt cos you still have teeth in your mouth..
Bit classier than your usual standard Dave 8-) lhk
FFS!!!!!
I started this weekend off determined to kick the girlies out of the GFZ so we could do Manly things and somehow I have ended up holding my dress up so Kit can sort out my stockings!!!!! :doh:
What's going on???? Kat we never had this problem before you gave Kit her independence and her own Avatar!!!!!!
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I started this weekend off determined to kick the girlies out of the GFZ so we could do Manly things and somehow I have ended up holding my dress up so Kit can sort out my stockings!!!!! :doh:
What's going on???? Kat we never had this problem before you gave Kit her independence and her own Avatar!!!!!!
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Kit!!!!!
Sarge is going to have sock marks on his lower leg. :shock:
Hey Sarge nice shiny shoes thou.
Did you use that floor stuff??? ( can't remember what it is called )
Sarge is going to have sock marks on his lower leg. :shock:
Hey Sarge nice shiny shoes thou.
Did you use that floor stuff??? ( can't remember what it is called
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Bit classier than your usual standard Dave
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She came from good stock...or was that she should have been put in the stocks...never mind......
Right I gotta agree with Sarge this was supposed to be a place where we could do bloke things but instead he is dreassed up like widow twanky and aint got a hair on his legs..
....Whats this!!!...bloody hell Sarge what have they done too you.... yer nuts and tadger have been waxed as well...christ man your red raw...
ops: What can I say? all is fair in love, war, and the GFZ 