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GFZ - quiet weekend ahead!
Quote by MrsFC
Here sez I Kit !!!:wink: :wink:
Heaven to have the men in wenches outfits and sucumbing :twisted:
GFZ belongs to the Girlies tonight :twisted: :twisted:
where's Jags ?
Was away! But back now... party on.... get those blokes working to look after us - get a good film on and get the wine poured!!
MrFC lurkes in the corner sweating buckets as he watches Sarge and magik being humiliated beyong belief...His legs are red raw from the scratching as the stubble on his legs fights it's way through the nylon....thinks should have picked the 7 denier!!!
Has the urge to scream out encouragement to his buddy's but thinking self preservation....must not let the girlies near me with wax.
Has the urge to scream out encouragement to his buddy's but thinking self preservation....must not let the girlies near me with wax.
Sex God
Afternoon all...whats the score then I've been busy in the garden shed all morning knocking up a set of stabalisers for the old roller blades just in case...Ah Kats in thank christ...perhaps some oreder will be restored....come outa there Mr FC....my you look like an oven ready chicken what the hell happened too you.... Magic you poor fool you mighta known that Kits offer to lay you down and cover you in wax wasnt kosher there's not a hair on your body...here man put this hat on so we can tell which ends yer arse and which is yer head...
:dunno: Kat, what on earth are you bumping your gums about? :dunno: :dunno: I have kept this place just as you like it
I've discussed the sacred art of bulling boots with Sarge, I've asked about the footie scores, set Davej up on a hot date, helped Sarge and Magik deal with their excess hair problems and introduced the guys to one of your favourite dressing up games.
Now why are you getting mad
Kit
xxx
whispers to Kat - careful darling, remember your bladder
Sex God
Mr FC I will pull you a pint up but you really got to get outa that gear...otherwise its a Cherry B instead......Now then Kat are you gonna do whats right and throw Kit outa here....dont you be fooled by her protestations she has caused mayhem in here....I was happy enough watchin the porn on the telly before her and Wilma stuck their noses in and tried to get me fixed up with an outa work telly detective who incidently turned me down.....they got me dressed up in all sorts of girlie gear the result of which was a badly turned ankle after stumbling off the stilletoes and a torn rectum after wearing bloody hipster panties....thats mrs FC's fault
All in all you gotta keep them girlies out christ! one off em even managed to get in here with a Tesco club card....what sort of security system is that......
All in all you gotta keep them girlies out christ! one off em even managed to get in here with a Tesco club card....what sort of security system is that......
Sex God
I hope the system is set up so that you get DOUBLE POINTS 
:lol:
:lol: Sex God
There you go I told you....bloody hell now they are flaunting it...their laughing at us, Mr FC you gotta step in here as well and show some muscle tell her NO!!.... Mr FC send her home to bake cakes and clean things....
Oi Davej, it's not my fault you were turned down, don't start trying to blame me for everything. :shock: Bloomin Hell, first Kat having a go at me and now Davej - some guys are just so seriously lacking in the 'appreciation' dept. I bend over backwards to help and what do I get..........
MrFC, two G&T's at the double if you please I am so frustrated with you lot
Kit
xxx
Sex God
Davej, A girl has to use all of her talents to get into this den of wonders.... :thrilled:
All is fair in love and war is it not.
Help yourself to a bun and relax
Girls see me if you need a clubcard
All is fair in love and war is it not.
Help yourself to a bun and relax
Girls see me if you need a clubcard
Kit two G&T's as you requested are waiting for you in the.....BFZ
Now I suggest you take your lovely self and MrsFC in that direction so us lads can have a manly huddle bonding is required!!!
Davej bar duties if you please, Kat see your lovely Kit out of the room and MrsFC dont be shy about making yourself scares as well!
Ahhh!! better right where's sarge and Fred ?
makes sure no stockings left laying around
Oh by the way lads Tesco are doing a BOGOF offer at the mo on hair removal cream :shock:
Now I suggest you take your lovely self and MrsFC in that direction so us lads can have a manly huddle bonding is required!!!
Davej bar duties if you please, Kat see your lovely Kit out of the room and MrsFC dont be shy about making yourself scares as well!
Ahhh!! better right where's sarge and Fred ?
makes sure no stockings left laying around
Oh by the way lads Tesco are doing a BOGOF offer at the mo on hair removal cream :shock:
Sex God
davej realises that he is going up a dead end street and decides to keep his mouth shut.....years of training at home have made him realise that its pointless trying to argue with the girlies even when they are clearly in the wrong....
Well seeing as your up the bar Mr FC you might as well get be an orange juice as I fear that anything thats slightly gassy will do my stitches no favours......I'll be back in a mo
davej goes to the front door to try and bolster security so no other girlies enter...he starts sticking cock shot pics all over the door in an attempt to keep them away...
Well seeing as your up the bar Mr FC you might as well get be an orange juice as I fear that anything thats slightly gassy will do my stitches no favours......I'll be back in a mo
davej goes to the front door to try and bolster security so no other girlies enter...he starts sticking cock shot pics all over the door in an attempt to keep them away...
Sex God
Quote by davej
he starts sticking cock shot pics all over the door in an attempt to keep them away...
<<Suddenly there's a cavalry charge from the "Couples Seeking Men" Sector >>
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
Kit two G&T's as you requested are waiting for you in the.....BFZ
Thats it Mr FC I love the girls as much as the next man but a guy has to have a place to call his own where we can talk about all the things we wanna...I mean I just went for a crap and there's a dolly thing over the spare toilet roll and bloody pot pouri in a dish on the window sill.....christ! someone's even put a seat on the pan.....
Sex God
Sarge, I've managed to use my clubcard to get in again, don't tell anyone. Ooooh that looks so painful! Lie down over there, I've bought an industrial sized jar of tea tree and lavender soothing gel. I promise I'll be gentle, it'll feel much better once I've smoothed this on. You deserve it after what you've done. Just don't tell the other boys, I'm not sure there'll be much left once I've covered all your waxed bits and I'll need some myself once I've finished preparing for next weekend.
Hush now, I know its cold but it brings down the surface temperature and eases the burning sensation.
There you go :therethere:
Hush now, I know its cold but it brings down the surface temperature and eases the burning sensation.
There you go :therethere:
Sex God
Thats it!! I've sussed it lads!! The sarge has gone all goohy cos Angels been giving him soft cream rubs!!...It was the Sarge who tampered with the security locks so that it would take club cards just so he could get a little bit of Angel's pampering...
GO ON THEN BILKO DENY IT.......YOU ...YOU...AARGGHHH!!!!
Right its the Kangaroo court for you unless you've got a damn good reason for this and you know that the lads can sentance you to hideous penance if found guilty!!
GO ON THEN BILKO DENY IT.......YOU ...YOU...AARGGHHH!!!!
Right its the Kangaroo court for you unless you've got a damn good reason for this and you know that the lads can sentance you to hideous penance if found guilty!!
