hic hic hic
nissed as a pewt!!!
I love you lot, do you know that ? hic hic hic
Love
Wilma
3 bottles of champagne and two glasses of brandy!!!
I'll regret this in the morning
Wilma... you lush... though you and he were away for the W/E
you surpass my abilities capacity wise ( 3 litres at 7.5 are just about a limit)
I am not worthy... but by that stage I am not anything to anyone.. ( well lets not go THERE)
Mirth
I LOVE YOU ARTI
(time for me to go before I tell everyone I love them)
Wilma
x x x x
davej bangs on the floor with his empty glass
FFS!!!! keep it down a bit I got a thumping headache and you lot decide to turn uo pissed outa your brains shouting across the room and letting those bloody dogs bark!!!!
Right Mrs FC............. I have something special for you!!!
Well Im gonna sort him out at the nw munch Mrs FC. Be scared sarge very very scared :twisted:
Christ! 14 hours kip, I better get home, mrs davej aint gonna be best pleased I promised to take her shoplifting seeing as the weather was gonna be too wet for golf... bloody hell there's dogs hairs all over this quilt, half a bag of crisps in the bed and Guiness stains all over the sheets... 15 fag butts in the bedside draw....oh bugger it the girlies can sort this lot out....right quick whizz and I'm off.
MrFC strolls in th the GFZ
davej zips up and walks back out into the bar area after his whizz turned into a proper manly pooh lasting nearly half an hour and needed two reads of last weeks Sunday smut supplement to get through...
Ah evening mr FC ....Thats eerrr... an interesting after shave your wearing tonight smells sort of fruity.....
davej glances outa the window and sees all manner of wildlife heading towards the spa zone being driven along by Arti and his dogs and thanks fxxk that he aint near the place cos it looks like Arti is about to fill the place with things that are......prolific crappers!
FFS! What's going on All I ask for is a bit of peace and quiet to relax and enjoy a drink and find myself in animal F ****NGKingdom!
Er Kit I don't think you've noticed..... there are no F'in' girlies in here only animals.
eeerrr no animal lover here guys unless they are seved on a plate with some sauce so if Arti brings the buggers in here tonight I might just hide one in the bogs ready for the old roast tomorrow........
fortunately for us the animals have all been driven over to the spa.... I only hope them girlies realise that just under the surface there are frogs newts etc as well as the ducks and geese ..............I've said it before .....prolific crappers the lot....they wont need to use hair gell after swimming around with that lot........
yep put a girlie or a sheep behind the wheel of a car and the same result........both crap at parrallel parking.......
Wow, Kat missed me out again! That means that he approves of me being in here (women's logic) so........ MrFC, pour me a glass of Chablois and clench your buttocks a bit faster whilst you are at it :twisted:
Davej - just so you know, I am expert at parralell parking, map reading and refreshing my lippy in the rear view mirror (but not spelling!)
Happy to receive extra tuition where appropriate though
Kit
xxx