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GFZ - quiet weekend ahead!

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hic hic hic
nissed as a pewt!!!
I love you lot, do you know that ? hic hic hic
Love
Wilma
3 bottles of champagne and two glasses of brandy!!!
I'll regret this in the morning
Wilma... you lush... though you and he were away for the W/E
you surpass my abilities capacity wise ( 3 litres at 7.5 are just about a limit)
I am not worthy... but by that stage I am not anything to anyone.. ( well lets not go THERE)
Mirth
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hic hic hic
nissed as a pewt!!!
I love you lot, do you know that ? hic hic hic
Love
Wilma
3 bottles of champagne and two glasses of brandy!!!
I'll regret this in the morning

Regrets? REGRETS? By the custard in a witch's tit, I've got enough of those to stuff an ox. Don't go there Wilma...once you start regretting, it becomes a habit. Just drain those glasses and look after that big caveman. By gimminy, away to go !!!!! Tomorrow will look after itself.... wink
I LOVE YOU ARTI
(time for me to go before I tell everyone I love them)
Wilma
x x x x
davej bangs on the floor with his empty glass
FFS!!!! keep it down a bit I got a thumping headache and you lot decide to turn uo pissed outa your brains shouting across the room and letting those bloody dogs bark!!!!
First time dared come in to GFZ and my friends come round and drag me out for a drink tonight - OOOOOOOOh we love you too Wilma - champagne you will be fine - no hangover heaven with champagne - just open another bottle for breakfast wink
Ahaa!! Corrie, you thought I wouldn't catch you eh?? Right, over here, bend over!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Now don't be a naughty girl again !!! Out!!!
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Ahaa!! Corrie, you thought I wouldn't catch you eh?? Right, over here, bend over!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Now don't be a naughty girl again !!! Out!!!

But SARGE ow ow ow mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
its taken me 3 months to get in here redface surprisedops:
Sarge surely you must take a softly softly approach for corrie , if you don't you might scare her off. And I'm sure you would rather much prefer femail wenches at the weekend than someone with a husky voice box. :shock: :shock:
Or maybe you would wink
Husky voice box logging on.
Sarge, you're going to have to fight the ladies for me biggrin
Right Mrs FC............. I have something special for you!!!
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Right Mrs FC............. I have something speciail for you!!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: and I though my bum hurt. Are you okay Mrs FC you must be sore :shock:
surpriseduch: :ouch: :ouch: Corrie I think Sarge is taking being in charge literally.
Wait till MrFC comes home Sarge !!!! A pink bottom he likes but I don't know bout this.!!!! redface
Well Im gonna sort him out at the nw munch Mrs FC. Be scared sarge very very scared :twisted:
Right need to go and sort out a houseful of teenager girls who dont know meaning of bed. But I will be back again soon now I know what the GFZ is wink
Christ! 14 hours kip, I better get home, mrs davej aint gonna be best pleased I promised to take her shoplifting seeing as the weather was gonna be too wet for golf... bloody hell there's dogs hairs all over this quilt, half a bag of crisps in the bed and Guiness stains all over the sheets... 15 fag butts in the bedside draw....oh bugger it the girlies can sort this lot out....right quick whizz and I'm off.
MrFC strolls in th the GFZ
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opens all windows and doors, finds hidden can of peach freshner and lets blast!

and the award for best husband trainer goes to...................................Mrs FC lol
davej zips up and walks back out into the bar area after his whizz turned into a proper manly pooh lasting nearly half an hour and needed two reads of last weeks Sunday smut supplement to get through...
Ah evening mr FC ....Thats eerrr... an interesting after shave your wearing tonight smells sort of fruity.....
davej glances outa the window and sees all manner of wildlife heading towards the spa zone being driven along by Arti and his dogs and thanks fxxk that he aint near the place cos it looks like Arti is about to fill the place with things that are......prolific crappers!

FFS! What's going on All I ask for is a bit of peace and quiet to relax and enjoy a drink and find myself in animal F ****NGKingdom!
WARNING GIRLIES!
Kat is headed over here with the intention of throwing you all out lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Smile sweetly and flutter your eyelashes OR better still offer to wash his car for him and he will be putty in your hands :twisted:
Kit
xxx
OK, my first time in here for weeks, I have my mate Stella with me, and I would just like to say, Wilma, I know you are feeling all pleased with yourself right now, but this is the GFZ, and - If I am not mistaken - that is a pair of tits I see on upon your chest.
Now begone buxom wench before I am forced to subject you to the torture of a thousand orgasms!
Dave - are the following connected:
1) Lots of animals running away
2) You zipping up your trousers? confused
Corrie - hit the street girlie!
Sarge, arti, MrFC, greetings!
Kat
Er Kit I don't think you've noticed..... there are no F'in' girlies in here only animals.
eeerrr no animal lover here guys unless they are seved on a plate with some sauce so if Arti brings the buggers in here tonight I might just hide one in the bogs ready for the old roast tomorrow........
dunno Ah, Noisy, smelly, always eating, don't understand the off-side rule or the highway code. you can see why I was confused :sad:
Kat
fortunately for us the animals have all been driven over to the spa.... I only hope them girlies realise that just under the surface there are frogs newts etc as well as the ducks and geese ..............I've said it before .....prolific crappers the lot....they wont need to use hair gell after swimming around with that lot........
yep put a girlie or a sheep behind the wheel of a car and the same result........both crap at parrallel parking.......
Wow, Kat missed me out again! That means that he approves of me being in here (women's logic) so........ MrFC, pour me a glass of Chablois and clench your buttocks a bit faster whilst you are at it :twisted:
Davej - just so you know, I am expert at parralell parking, map reading and refreshing my lippy in the rear view mirror (but not spelling!)
Happy to receive extra tuition where appropriate though
Kit
xxx