hic hic hic
nissed as a pewt!!!
I love you lot, do you know that ? hic hic hic
Love
Wilma
3 bottles of champagne and two glasses of brandy!!!
I'll regret this in the morning
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GFZ - quiet weekend ahead!
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
hic hic hic
nissed as a pewt!!!
I love you lot, do you know that ? hic hic hic
Love
Wilma
3 bottles of champagne and two glasses of brandy!!!
I'll regret this in the morning
Regrets? REGRETS? By the custard in a witch's tit, I've got enough of those to stuff an ox. Don't go there Wilma...once you start regretting, it becomes a habit. Just drain those glasses and look after that big caveman. By gimminy, away to go !!!!! Tomorrow will look after itself....
Sex God
davej bangs on the floor with his empty glass
FFS!!!! keep it down a bit I got a thumping headache and you lot decide to turn uo pissed outa your brains shouting across the room and letting those bloody dogs bark!!!!
FFS!!!! keep it down a bit I got a thumping headache and you lot decide to turn uo pissed outa your brains shouting across the room and letting those bloody dogs bark!!!!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
Sex God
Sarge surely you must take a softly softly approach for corrie , if you don't you might scare her off. And I'm sure you would rather much prefer femail wenches at the weekend than someone with a husky voice box. :shock: :shock:
Or maybe you would
Or maybe you would
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: and I though my bum hurt. Are you okay Mrs FC you must be sore :shock: Sex God
uch: :ouch: :ouch: Corrie I think Sarge is taking being in charge literally.Wait till MrFC comes home Sarge !!!! A pink bottom he likes but I don't know bout this.!!!!
Sex God
Christ! 14 hours kip, I better get home, mrs davej aint gonna be best pleased I promised to take her shoplifting seeing as the weather was gonna be too wet for golf... bloody hell there's dogs hairs all over this quilt, half a bag of crisps in the bed and Guiness stains all over the sheets... 15 fag butts in the bedside draw....oh bugger it the girlies can sort this lot out....right quick whizz and I'm off.
Sex God
davej zips up and walks back out into the bar area after his whizz turned into a proper manly pooh lasting nearly half an hour and needed two reads of last weeks Sunday smut supplement to get through...
Ah evening mr FC ....Thats eerrr... an interesting after shave your wearing tonight smells sort of fruity.....
Ah evening mr FC ....Thats eerrr... an interesting after shave your wearing tonight smells sort of fruity.....
Sex God
davej glances outa the window and sees all manner of wildlife heading towards the spa zone being driven along by Arti and his dogs and thanks fxxk that he aint near the place cos it looks like Arti is about to fill the place with things that are......prolific crappers!
OK, my first time in here for weeks, I have my mate Stella with me, and I would just like to say, Wilma, I know you are feeling all pleased with yourself right now, but this is the GFZ, and - If I am not mistaken - that is a pair of tits I see on upon your chest.
Now begone buxom wench before I am forced to subject you to the torture of a thousand orgasms!
Dave - are the following connected:
1) Lots of animals running away
2) You zipping up your trousers?
Corrie - hit the street girlie!
Sarge, arti, MrFC, greetings!
Kat
Now begone buxom wench before I am forced to subject you to the torture of a thousand orgasms!
Dave - are the following connected:
1) Lots of animals running away
2) You zipping up your trousers?
Corrie - hit the street girlie!
Sarge, arti, MrFC, greetings!
Kat
Sex God
eeerrr no animal lover here guys unless they are seved on a plate with some sauce so if Arti brings the buggers in here tonight I might just hide one in the bogs ready for the old roast tomorrow........
Ah, Noisy, smelly, always eating, don't understand the off-side rule or the highway code. you can see why I was confused :sad: Sex God
fortunately for us the animals have all been driven over to the spa.... I only hope them girlies realise that just under the surface there are frogs newts etc as well as the ducks and geese ..............I've said it before .....prolific crappers the lot....they wont need to use hair gell after swimming around with that lot........
Sex God
yep put a girlie or a sheep behind the wheel of a car and the same result........both crap at parrallel parking.......
Wow, Kat missed me out again! That means that he approves of me being in here (women's logic) so........ MrFC, pour me a glass of Chablois and clench your buttocks a bit faster whilst you are at it :twisted:
Davej - just so you know, I am expert at parralell parking, map reading and refreshing my lippy in the rear view mirror (but not spelling!)
Happy to receive extra tuition where appropriate though
Kit
xxx
Davej - just so you know, I am expert at parralell parking, map reading and refreshing my lippy in the rear view mirror (but not spelling!)
Happy to receive extra tuition where appropriate though
Kit
xxx