Who's that woman you are with ?
Ahh! she's the pampering cream lady....all becomes clear! DAVEJ..DAVEJ!!!!! it is'nt looking good
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GFZ - quiet weekend ahead!
Sex God
Its looking real bad Mr FC but this is a democratic place and no one is guilty until they have had a chance to state their case, but between you and me I reckon he's turned his back on the lads for some pampering..... If its true, then its the Kangeroo court for him and no mistake and you know what that means....three punishments suggested from each of the members, designed to humiliate from which he can pick....
my three are:-
To be redressed in the girlie outfit that he was in last night and made to parade down the high street of swingheaven.
To wear a sign round his neck for a week that says 'hung like a hamster'
to admit in open forum that the Lizard whooped his sorry ass in the battle of the piccies
my three are:-
To be redressed in the girlie outfit that he was in last night and made to parade down the high street of swingheaven.
To wear a sign round his neck for a week that says 'hung like a hamster'
to admit in open forum that the Lizard whooped his sorry ass in the battle of the piccies
*Comes in after a hard day in the sunshine in need of a large glass of WHITE WINE please*
Flops on sofa - oh!! It's Sarge's head :P
Puts feet on pouffe - oh!!! It's that new chaps' back (Dave??) :shock:
Puts head on back of sofa - oh!! It's Kat's groin
Puts brain into gear and starts to enjoy the evening...
Pour on boys, pour on!
:lol:
Flops on sofa - oh!! It's Sarge's head :P
Puts feet on pouffe - oh!!! It's that new chaps' back (Dave??) :shock:
Puts head on back of sofa - oh!! It's Kat's groin
Puts brain into gear and starts to enjoy the evening...
Pour on boys, pour on!
:lol: 
Thanks MrFC 
:D
Makes a change for the soft southern folks (!) to get pissed on - up north it's usually like the Antartic most of the year so STOP WHINING AND KEEP POURING!!!
Remember the old saying?
The rain falls on the unjust and the just, but falls on the just more cos the unjust have stolen the justs' umbrellas. :lol:
Now - I could do with a massage of cold cream to ease the sore and tingling shoulders and a soak in the old jacuzzi (that is if the water is fresh and untainted).
Where's the boys??? Need some attention here. :P :P
:D Makes a change for the soft southern folks (!) to get pissed on - up north it's usually like the Antartic most of the year so STOP WHINING AND KEEP POURING!!!
Remember the old saying?
The rain falls on the unjust and the just, but falls on the just more cos the unjust have stolen the justs' umbrellas.
:lol: Now - I could do with a massage of cold cream to ease the sore and tingling shoulders and a soak in the old jacuzzi (that is if the water is fresh and untainted).
Where's the boys??? Need some attention here. :P :P
Sex God
Quote by MrFCAHEM!!! That is NOT me!!! Sarge! It appears you have some explaining to do!
Sarge is this true have you really gone gooey on us ?
Who's that woman you are with ?
Ahh! she's the pampering cream lady....all becomes clear! DAVEJ..DAVEJ!!!!! it is'nt looking good
MrFc, could I have a large vodka please, my nerves are shot!
Sex God
Jags, I have some lovely tea tree and lavender gel, but don't tell the boys, there isn't much left, the Sarge really isn't going to need to shave ANYWHERE for weeks since Kit got hold of him last night!
Quote by Angel Chat
Jags, I have some lovely tea tree and lavender gel, but don't tell the boys, there isn't much left, the Sarge really isn't going to need to shave ANYWHERE for weeks since Kit got hold of him last night!
Lavender is just what I need to de-stress me and the tea tree will soothe the parts which the lavender can't reach - thanks sweetheart!!
Remember - this thread will be locked tomorrow morning prompt so clear out all your used sweetie papers, Beano, Dandy and Viz comics. Sarge - make sure that your old pizza left-overs are binned and the empty cans are put out for the recycling van.
Just pour me that last glass of white wine please - I deserve and am celebrating before I go to bed!
x xx
Sex God
So what are you celebrating Jags? (Angel tries to do her hairdresser impression while gently rubbing tea tree and lavender gel into Jags' shoulders)
Psst, MrFC, could I have a refill while I "do" Jags please
Psst, MrFC, could I have a refill while I "do" Jags please
I would just like to point out that "Normal Service" will be resume in the GFZ next weekend.
I will be discussing the failures of the security door with Kat and Fred to ensure that Tesco Clubcards won't work and we will be fitting a Penis Recognition System on the door. (This sounds technical but will really be a Glory Hole drilled in the wall at the side of the door for all members to insert their member. Judy will be sat on the other side of the wall and will say "Yep, I recognise that one!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I will be discussing the failures of the security door with Kat and Fred to ensure that Tesco Clubcards won't work and we will be fitting a Penis Recognition System on the door. (This sounds technical but will really be a Glory Hole drilled in the wall at the side of the door for all members to insert their member. Judy will be sat on the other side of the wall and will say "Yep, I recognise that one!!!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Sarge !!!!!
One person cannot dickate (oops sorry ) all familiarities of each individual , a second person is required for the purpose of second opinion if needed.
Please call me if needed, I have my bleeper.
One person cannot dickate (oops sorry
) all familiarities of each individual , a second person is required for the purpose of second opinion if needed.Please call me if needed, I have my bleeper.