GFZ - Sarge Cleans up | Swinging Heaven

5 Mar 2004

ooooooooooooo that would be soooooooooo good lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but as you can see im not very good sad

5 Mar 2004

OK, meet me in the convoy thread, put a post in there, doesn't matter what, oooo I don't know, something like "I'm here Kat, take me" will do 8)
I'll scuttle off and find you a suitable vehicle
lhk
Kat

5 Mar 2004

cant we cheat ?????????? somehow wink

5 Mar 2004

cant we cheat ?????????? somehow

We are :twisted: I so wanted to leave "I'm here Kat take me though" sad

White convertible do you? the alternative was was a big jeepy thing.
or a broomstick of course.
lol

lhk
Kat

5 Mar 2004

white convertible plzzzzzzzze i like to travel in style . lol

5 Mar 2004

Done 8)

5 Mar 2004

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kat you are soooooooooooo goood . Im in your debt :rose: I need to get more evenings in at college to come upto scratch with xxxxxxx

5 Mar 2004

mRS fc YOU CAN BE A TART......... WHAT AM i TO DO WITH YOU?
HGZ
gMAN

5 Mar 2004

Quote by MrsFC
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kat you are soooooooooooo goood . Im in your debt :rose: I need to get more evenings in at college to come upto scratch with xxxxxxx

Glad I could be of service, now turn around so I can boot your bottom out of the

5 Mar 2004

Gmannxx I am open to suggestion :giggle: :giggle: but I must get my beauty sleep as i am up for 5 tomorrow work calls :cry: but i will talk to you if i get a word in edge ways with MrFC on the laptop as he is off all weekend .xxx nite nite

5 Mar 2004

Nite nite Kats x smackbottom

:lol: Usually MrFC does that for me !

6 Mar 2004

Ohh dear I must have dozed off. :sleeping:
Can I have a fresh drink please I'm too comfy to move :cheers:

6 Mar 2004

Quote by MrsFC
i but I must get my beauty sleep as i am up for 5 tomorrow work calls

OK Mrs FC, whatever you need to maintain you dignity, just remember, this is the Girlie Free Zone, and you are being thrown out! :rude:
lol

:lol:
lhk
Kat

6 Mar 2004

Here Tim-Jas, feel free to share the large G&T in the ice bucket...
Dont think Kit finished it all earlier :beer:

6 Mar 2004

Pops in and has a look around. Someone has ruined the place by cleaning up again but at least the carrotty mess has survived and seems to be breathing now. Will soon be playing with the pizza.
Surprise, surprise the place is full of women again. Gman, you must improve your turfing women out of the GFZ routine.

Gman: Right , must remember not to let any women in this weekend.
Woman: Wow I've had a hard day today, I really need a drink.
Gman:Oh come in, sit down have a drink, do you want ice, would a massage help....................

Mental note to self: Must look into running some Assertiveness Classes!!

6 Mar 2004

Oh please don't Sarge
This is my first gate crash and I'm enjoying being spoilt for a little bit. :twisted:

6 Mar 2004

Quote by tim-jas
Oh please don't Sarge
This is my first gate crash and I'm enjoying being spoilt for a little bit. :twisted:

Haa Haaa!! That was a trick then to get me to be non-assertive wasn't it?? You didn't think I would fall for that old.................AAAAAAAAGHHHHH !!!!! Slips in the Carrotty Mess,which is running around the GFZ chasing the Pizza, and falls onto floor, banging head on coffee table !!!! blink

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

6 Mar 2004

Puts purple rubber gloves on, calls to Kit (SH First Aider), and reaches for the suspiciously large yellow sponge in ice water to soothe the bumped head...
Spinal board and straps placed on standby :twisted:

6 Mar 2004

Kit
Kit
Kit
sorry Sarge no first aider about just rest your poor aching head here
and we'll discuss assertiveness and things lol

6 Mar 2004

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:Where am I???..................... More to the point Who am I ????:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

6 Mar 2004

oh poor Sarge sad

Here sit up and I'll tell you all about yourself.
You're a very sweet man who lives in the cleaning cupboard of the GFZ.
You are responsible for all cleaning, waiting on duties, massage and anything else that the ladies ask for.
Don't worry we'll soon have you back on your feet, once you are mine's a large Gin and grapefruit please.
Has to be worth a try

6 Mar 2004

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: Oh!! Right then, would you like ice in that? Could I trouble you to be allowed to massage your shoulders while you drink that??? :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

6 Mar 2004

Oh that is so nice Sarge. kiss

Thank you - you have recovered well.................................stretches out completely......... do the rest of my back as well please.
MMMMMM ..................don't worry if I doze off again, I don't snore..................well not in this position anyway biggrin

Tall ssh please, I know you want to tell Sarge something.
Whispers - keep quiet and I'll make it worth your while later :twisted:

6 Mar 2004

How does that feel???? This may be a bit cold on your back..............I'll just rub that in now mmmmmmm, I must have done well in my forgotten life to have earned such a great job. Dum de dum dum dum dum.
Will that be all?? Can I go back to my cleaning duties now or would you like another drink?? :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

6 Mar 2004

Departs quietly from the room and retires to bed, leaving Sarge in capable hands...

6 Mar 2004

Climbs into the cleaning cupboard to go to sleep. Must be up early in the morning to clean the place up. G'nite all. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

6 Mar 2004

Goodnight to you both.
Sleep tight. kiss

:kiss: :kiss:
Sarge, in the morning may I please have bacon, sausage, scrambled egg, mushrooms, black pudding, tomatoes, beans and two slices of pale toast please, about 11 will be fine.
passionkiss

:therethere: silly

assionkiss:

6 Mar 2004

*pissed*
Please, don't anyone offer me breakfast- I am working at
:cry:

6 Mar 2004

Knocks alarm clock off and spings out of the cleaning cupboard. Now then, which apron shall I wear? Mmmmmm, this fetching flowery one I think. Time to clean up last nights mess and start thinking about making breakfasts. Let's see, 11 o'clock Jas for a full English. I wonder if Jags has a full English??? Probably has haggis and tatty scones.
Ah well must get on, now where is that hoover? .......... dum de dum dum dum!!!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

6 Mar 2004

hmm brekers...
Now that sounds too good, going to have to have it now, you not doing anything for my diet wink

Don't feel too bad BlueEyes, I often end up working weekends to. We will have to have dinner waiting for your return.
coffee

Meantime here's a coffee to start your day.