Just a typical early Saturday evening in SH's GFZ ...
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
GFZ - Sarge Cleans up
If you then slide into the back of the ambulance, in the Emergency Supplies cupboard you will discover the 2 'spare' vodka bottles cooling... (Always carry a spare )
Nice try tall
You almost got me there
I am perfectly happy here in the GFZ - Kat is cooking my dinner and you have divulged the whereabouts of your secret Vodka stash, Djohn is massaging my feet with peppermint oil and I have made a huge dent in Kat's credit card.
:D :D What more could a girl wish for? :wink:
Kit
xxx
Sex God
(I didn't mention the real reason I'm massaging Kit's feet - I can see right up her skirt from here)
How's the massage, Kit? Enjoying it? I'll keep going then.
How's the massage, Kit? Enjoying it? I'll keep going then.
Quote by MrFC
Ah! s
Sarge we are sorted with massages thanks, Alex is doing a wonderful job, OOHHH! just a bit lower alex.. yes ...ahhhh, Sarge more drinks old chap!!!
LOWER??????
I was working on your feet - if I go lower I'll be massaging the arm of the sofa!
Now - did you really mean 'Higher'?
SARGE!!!!!!! Muah Muah Muah - I didnt see you there - come here you sexy man!
I've been drinking! - Can you tell?
Oh Dear MrFC!Quote by MrFC
Sorry, Alex carry on :bounce: how's it for you Sarge? mind those hand's I believe you have raking to do for art tomorrow :P
OK - Mr FC - now let me work further up those fine legs of yours..........
mmmm your muscles are tight, let me warm a little oil while i kiss the back of you knees............
oooops - sorry I was beginning to get a little carried away there.................
<----quick glance around in case MrsFC noticed
backs of knees 
:rotflmao: :high-smile:
Sex God
MrsFC slowly peeks round the corner ................ Gmann i know you are there somewhere !!! Come out to play :giggle:
Sticks head round door .... been a long day in B'Ham... that toll road is a real blessing.... but What the F.... Mr FC is enjoying.... Sarge ain't got a clue anymore.... poor guy... must be post traumatic stress disorder.... he seems to be going throughh the motions.... in a trance and ALex,,, wedged between two guys.... what is she like!?? :twisted:
now where is that delightful Mrs Fc whan I need her.... driving really does take it out of one..... slips into the single chair and turns TV quietly, grabs some pear cider.... relaxes AAAAAHHHHH!!
good to be home....
oh look some freshish pizza.....
mmmm
Gman
now where is that delightful Mrs Fc whan I need her.... driving really does take it out of one..... slips into the single chair and turns TV quietly, grabs some pear cider.... relaxes AAAAAHHHHH!!
good to be home....
oh look some freshish pizza.....
mmmm
Gman
right, nobody speak. DON'T MENTION RUGBY!! Me, affected by England........losing.....never. It's only a game after all.
breaks down sobbing......collapses on sofa, empty bottles cascading from pockets of overalls....closely followed by ferrets.
I'm ok now. Right shove up you fillies. I need to stretch my aching bones.
Sarge!!!! More Merlot! This pain could take some burying.
Oh, Alex, my proud beauty. Come over here and comfort the old Artificer...it could well take some time....
breaks down sobbing......collapses on sofa, empty bottles cascading from pockets of overalls....closely followed by ferrets.
I'm ok now. Right shove up you fillies. I need to stretch my aching bones.
Sarge!!!! More Merlot! This pain could take some burying.
Oh, Alex, my proud beauty. Come over here and comfort the old Artificer...it could well take some time....
Sex God
ummmmmm! shall i be the one tonite to decide........................ no you decide Gmann what can I do for you seen as you have had a heavy day :angel: Tell me what you need !
Well a lengthy session in the jacuzzi... menthol and eucalyltus oils.... relaxing in your arms as you sooth my shoulders sat betwixt your thighs that would be most pleasant.... lies back and relaxes as Mrs FC does her magic... love the way she wraps her legs round mine.... very close and enjoyable...
whats that you whisper in my ear.... or are you just nibbling my ears .... you really are so naughty, does Mr FC know?..... oh of course he does.... now wonder he smiles so ... no do not stop ... I am just starting to enjoy....
much!!!!.... alittle firmer... mmmmm
Gmanxxxxx
whats that you whisper in my ear.... or are you just nibbling my ears .... you really are so naughty, does Mr FC know?..... oh of course he does.... now wonder he smiles so ... no do not stop ... I am just starting to enjoy....
much!!!!.... alittle firmer... mmmmm
Gmanxxxxx
Sex God
oh Gmann you already know me so well ! I do like to have my legs wrapped round you ,i like skin on skin ...OOOh Sarge ! Hello !!!!!!!!! didn't see you there :) What would we like? oh a white wine for me and a pear juice for Gmann. I hope MrFC is behavin himself with alex! :)
I do like to have my legs wrapped round you ,i like skin on skin ...OOOh Sarge ! Hello !!!!!!!!! didn't see you there :) What would we like? oh a white wine for me and a pear juice for Gmann. I hope MrFC is behavin himself with alex! :) Sex God
ooops MrFC wants to say ... Alex keep doing your stuff im still here but MrsFC has taken over the comms 
I will be back later at the mo im observing
I will be back later at the mo im observing Quote by gmanxxx
So Mrs FC so whilst that sarge fella is engaged with your Mr FC and Alex... I am all yours... mmmmm skin on skin.... my fave...
your thighs are so sweetly soft..... and how I do love to be captivated in your arms....
Gmanxxxxxxx
My dear chap, as a man that drives many, many miles per week, I really do understand how 'dazzle' can affect your eyes, and the weary monotony affect your judgement; allow me to point out that this is actually MY thigh that you rate so sweetly soft. I do admit, most of my 'second row' colleagues were always pleased to be packing down behind the Artificer's ample thighs, so I can understand your apparent excitement. I point this out, not in annoyance, but merely to warn you that this cloth receptacle you are slobbering over is not in fact Mrs FCs new lingerie, but merely my ferret bag, complete with three young Jills that I am training. I really would advise a slow retreat, and a VERY gentle withdrawal of your nether regions from about my person. Otherwise, I fear the contents of the SH 'First Aid' kit may not prove sufficient for your needs. That's it, easy does it, stop trembling...you might aggravate them..(have you ever seen them 'lock on' to their prey and tear it to shreds?). Now move backwards, very slowly, and do not make any noises resembling a rabbit. I will then move out to the shed..there might even be some of the boys over there...I don't thing the wily females have inveigled their way in there yet.
Right, that's it Gman, you can stop whimpering now.
Now, where are the boys, this really is getting beyond the pale. I had to watch 'Stars in their Eyes' awhile ago. can things be more desperate?
Mrs FC I sincerely hope you are not observing ... I am so comnfy reclining betwixt your thighs.... you have such able hands...., now stop tweaking my nipps ... you know I enjoy it even though it is so slightly uncomfortable till you get them so hard/....
am sure Alex will enjoy satisfying Mr FC!!!! trust me she is a good woman.... or should that be a BAD woman.... I perceive the latter!!!! :twisted:
he will return smiling.....trust me... I know!!!!
Gmanxxx
am sure Alex will enjoy satisfying Mr FC!!!! trust me she is a good woman.... or should that be a BAD woman.... I perceive the latter!!!! :twisted:
he will return smiling.....trust me... I know!!!!
Gmanxxx
