)Kit have a marvellous shopping trip - none for me today.
See you later
Whispers
Hopefully he still won't have regained his memory
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GFZ - Sarge Cleans up
Thanks Jas
Side panel falling off is it? - I'll have to have a word with Steve - fobbing us off with seconds! He'll just have to be punished for that!
Sarge - be a dear will you - a nice glass of Shriaz Cabernet please! Oh and one or two of those belgian chocolates.
Mmmmmmmmm this water is wonderful - and those candles are a lovely touch!
Mind you - what on earth is this long one doing IN the jacuzzi????????????
Side panel falling off is it? - I'll have to have a word with Steve - fobbing us off with seconds! He'll just have to be punished for that!
Sarge - be a dear will you - a nice glass of Shriaz Cabernet please! Oh and one or two of those belgian chocolates.
Mmmmmmmmm this water is wonderful - and those candles are a lovely touch!
Mind you - what on earth is this long one doing IN the jacuzzi????????????
Well that was a nice start to my day - feel much better now.
Popping out for a while.
Sarge please don't let them make too much mess - it just makes your life so much harder
Oh but don't forget plenty of ice and pink grapefruit for later, and it would be a slapping offense to run out of Gin (must ask Jags to assist here)
Go and have a rest for now unless Alex needs you for something.
See you later Alex
Popping out for a while.
Sarge please don't let them make too much mess - it just makes your life so much harder
Oh but don't forget plenty of ice and pink grapefruit for later, and it would be a slapping offense to run out of Gin (must ask Jags to assist here)
Go and have a rest for now unless Alex needs you for something.
See you later Alex
OK Jas - have a good time.
Mmmmmmmmm this jacuzzi is making me feel far more mellow........
Perhaps I went over the top with this fitness and health malarchy!
I think the sofas can come back in and the gym equip can go in the yard.
The jacuzzi stays though.
What's the number for Bargain Booze? And will they deliver? (I'm sure they will if I make it worth their while.........)
Next Pizza Hut..........
OK that's sorted.
Now - that surround-sound system .......... can I get it set up before the boys get back?
Mmmmmmmmm this jacuzzi is making me feel far more mellow........
Perhaps I went over the top with this fitness and health malarchy!
I think the sofas can come back in and the gym equip can go in the yard.
The jacuzzi stays though.
What's the number for Bargain Booze? And will they deliver? (I'm sure they will if I make it worth their while.........)
Next Pizza Hut..........
OK that's sorted.
Now - that surround-sound system .......... can I get it set up before the boys get back?
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
Sarge, my angel, Will has gone shopping and so I have no one to massage moisturiser into my thighs - be a love and oblige me, would you?
This is what I get for going out and pretending I have a life! You wait until the moment I've gone and then provide the PERFECT opportunity for me to shove Sarge out of the way (sorry Sarge) and get myself up to my elbows in moisturiser.
But since your desperate plea seems to have gone unanswered, maybe there's still a chance for me. Legs apart, Sappho. This won't hurt a bit.
: Have we got any of those bottled ales like hobgoblin(lol) or raisin ale? yumeeeee!!
If not Stella is good or cider or anything really
So What musuc we got goin then nothing too smoochy I hope! I'm a bit partial to some blues guitar, john lee Hooker pehaps or some Gary Moore.
This water is getting rather cold can we have a top up of hot please!
If not Stella is good or cider or anything really
So What musuc we got goin then nothing too smoochy I hope! I'm a bit partial to some blues guitar, john lee Hooker pehaps or some Gary Moore.This water is getting rather cold can we have a top up of hot please!
Back from shopping.
Where have Jas and Sarge disappeared to???????
Where's my Pimms????
Oh Tall, you seem to be on waitress duty, a long cold Pimms if you please sweetie?(served in purple nirolex will do nicely :twisted: )
Oh and DJohn, when you have finished rubbing moisturiser into Sappho's thighs, my feet are in need of a massage. Get the peppermint oil ready!
Is Kat still asleep in the cupboard
:roll: :roll: bless
Kit
xxx
Where have Jas and Sarge disappeared to???????
Where's my Pimms????
Oh Tall, you seem to be on waitress duty, a long cold Pimms if you please sweetie?(served in purple nirolex will do nicely :twisted: )
Oh and DJohn, when you have finished rubbing moisturiser into Sappho's thighs, my feet are in need of a massage. Get the peppermint oil ready!
Is Kat still asleep in the cupboard
:roll: :roll: blessKit
xxx
Ok so lets see:
Vodka for me, Pimms for Kit, Stella for Alexandra, Gin and Tonic for general consumption, Fosters for anyone who wants it, some decent red and white wines, selection of bottled beers for the real ale lovers, barrel of cider, and some cheese nibbles...
Glad I still got the battle bus from the convoy
Vodka for me, Pimms for Kit, Stella for Alexandra, Gin and Tonic for general consumption, Fosters for anyone who wants it, some decent red and white wines, selection of bottled beers for the real ale lovers, barrel of cider, and some cheese nibbles...
Glad I still got the battle bus from the convoy
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Oh and DJohn, when you have finished rubbing moisturiser into Sappho's thighs, my feet are in need of a massage. Get the peppermint oil ready!
You're in luck, Kit. Sappho seems to have fainted from an excess of pleasure (that's the only explanation I can think of for her current silence).
So then... are your feet ready? Lie down, put them on my lap, and close your eyes. Relax.
You do realise you're going to have to do mine after this. Or if the thought of my feet is too horrific, perhaps there's something else you can do.
Quote by MrFC
lol Alex
Just you lie back and relax............
Let me kneel up at the bottom here .
Now a nice foot massage to start........ rest your feet on my thighs so I can work up your legs too,
Now - politics still on your mind???????
Tall, think you'd better get the yellow ambulance out again 
You are going to need lots more Vodka and at least 1 bottle of lemonade (diet). My Saturday rule is - 2 Pimms then onto the Vodka :D :D
Alex, be a dear and see if you can wake Kat up, I am hungry and need him to put his pinny on now and cook my dinner.
Kit
xxx
You are going to need lots more Vodka and at least 1 bottle of lemonade (diet). My Saturday rule is - 2 Pimms then onto the Vodka
:D :D Alex, be a dear and see if you can wake Kat up, I am hungry and need him to put his pinny on now and cook my dinner.
Kit
xxx
