GFZ - Sarge Cleans up | Swinging Heaven

6 Mar 2004

will somebody PLEEEEEEEEZE kick Kat out of the cupboard - I am getting bored without him around to torment :twisted:
I've spent all his money, drank all tallnhairy's vodka, had my feet and possibly more massaged by the expert DJohn and now I'm BORED, BORED, BORED :shock:
KAT - WAKE UP!!!!
Kit
xxx

6 Mar 2004

"possibly more", Kit? I'll admit that after the fifth drink I wasn't quite sure what I was massaging any more. But you didn't complain, so I kept on with it. The view up your skirt never ceased to be a marvel, so I can't have gone far from your feet.

6 Mar 2004

But the vodka is gone, why is the vodka gone...
Need vodka, how am I supposed to pretend to be James Bond type swarvey without the vodka ...
dunno

7 Mar 2004

slopes off to bed.... that mrsFC is so thaken with HIS truncheon.... not as good as the real thing but the gilr need to learn.... her loss....
Sarge..... Sarge .... are you okay... you are wandering roun d in a daze .... whats wrong...speak to me man
Don't tell me that they got to you... you of all people.... !!!!!!!!

7 Mar 2004

:eeek: OOOOOOOHHH!!! wHERE AM i ? my head hurts confused

Bugger I thought after all the alcohol I drank I would be tolerant by now! sad

7 Mar 2004

gmanxx It's all coming back to me now! I had to call MrsFC away she had that look in her eyes :shock: I had to save you from the badness that's in her, I know,I know don't say it, you have no need to thank me :twisted:

7 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
:eeek: OOOOOOOHHH!!! wHERE AM i ? my head hurts Bugger I thought after all the alcohol I drank I would be tolerant by now!

MrFC - now don't you go blaming the alcohol for what you got up to!!!!!!! You seemed quite compus mentus at the time to me! And what is this bull about falling asleep during that massage. I've heard of sleep walking before, but never sleep s...........
Gman - good afternoon. I think a nice relaxing jacuzzi is in order - care to join me?

7 Mar 2004

Quote by Alexandra
:Gman - good afternoon. I think a nice relaxing jacuzzi is in order - care to join me?

Now Alex.... how could I refuse such a pleasant offer.... of course I would be delighted..
Gmnxxxxx
mmmmm nice and warm, and may I say you are looking as good as I remember...

7 Mar 2004

Well thank you gman.
Are you cold? or shaking with anticiptaion? rolleyes

7 Mar 2004

Well if I am cold I am sure a spell in the deep bit with you will sure warm me up just fine!!!!
Gamnxxx

7 Mar 2004

Wakes up in the cleaning cupboard. Whose arm is that around my neck?? Oh, please let it be Alex, or Jas, or anyone female. Don't let it be Gman, I'd never live it down spending the night in the cupboard with Gman!!! (Sorry Gman, nothing personal, youâ€™re just not my type!). lol

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Oh it's Kat, phew!! That's okay then I think!! dunno

Whose is that military uniform hanging up there? Mmmm, military uniform and everyone calls me Sarge. I'm beginning to suspect that Jas didn't tell me the whole truth about me the other night. confused

:? :?
God do I feel ill. I snuck out of the GFZ last night and went to a mates wedding reception. Had way too much to drink and I feel like I have an axe stuck in my head now. I have removed the contents of my stomach twice this morning and when there was nothing left I went on to remove my stomach lining. (Sorry Kat!!)
Right then, which apron shall I wear today? I think the camouflaged one will suffice.
Gently removes Kat's arm from neck and quietly sneaks out of the cupboard.
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

7 Mar 2004

ops: Oh yes Alex I remember now!!! pehaps when you have finished with gman you could sooth my sore head. sad

7 Mar 2004

Mr FC, get in .... Alex will be a while byut she has two hands!!!
What does that Sarge look like in that apron.... hope he snaps out of it soon.... he just ain't the same at the minute
mind you he made a good job of those boots
Gman

7 Mar 2004

Yes well bulled! Sarge is looking for his camoflage apron but can find it(it's camoflaged) sad

Ah! water is nice and warm, perhaps a few more bubbles though.
Cooooeeeee!!Alex where are you?

7 Mar 2004

Muah MrFC - here I am.
Now - those bubbles - I want none of those bodily generated ones!!!!!!!!
Otherwise it'll be the PEACH AIR FRESHENER!!!!

7 Mar 2004

Right me and gman are sitting here in antisipation, do your stuff girl! :P

7 Mar 2004

My God! it's quiet in here, nobody about well bliss! booze, tv, jucuzzi all for me smile

Ah! peace at last :) :) :)

7 Mar 2004

*Kat stumbles from the cupboard with a wild glint in his eyes* SOMEONE GIVE ME A CIGARETTE - NOW!
Wanders over to the mirror - where the F*** did that love bite come from? Who the bloody hell has been in the cupboard with me??
Ah - It is in green and black ! SARGE - were you pissed again, how many times have I told you NO HICKIES!
Hiya Mr FC, I don't suppose you have got a wire brush pull through handy? My throat feels like the inside of a 10 year old kettle!
lhk
Kat

7 Mar 2004

Mr FC .... ahve your fingers gone all pruney?
Gman

7 Mar 2004

It feels like the twilight zone!!! Hey lads no girls no pretence! coffee anyone!

7 Mar 2004

Mr FC I think Coffee is a great idea.... single estate, shade grown organic for me.... do you want me to grind the beans?
I take mine black ( sorry without milk) what about you mr FC.... anyway wheres your sweeter half?
missing her hands already...
Gman

7 Mar 2004

MrsFC is being entertained watching William and Mary on TV, she sends her love but we both can't be on-line at the same time. Anyway mines a strong tea no sugar! as MrsFC sweeten's me nicely. smile

7 Mar 2004

Mr FC are we still nursing our head.... strong tea etc? just a minute.... you want biscuits as welll...
suspect no other bugger is going to come in tonight and waiting wench Alex has said she won't be about.... I will have to work on the delicious Moist .... but she does work shifts for your lot..... 16000 to 0200 tonight she tells me.... what a bugger. damn shame all those sun readers were not wenches.... we could have made good use!!!! jacuzzi is no fun on our own.... well not for me it aint
Gman

7 Mar 2004

Quote by Mr FC
coffee anyone?

Not yet thanks, got to get my teeth cleaned first.
Jags sweetie, fancy a snog?
*Kat ends his 2 days in the cloister and prepares to rejoin the real world"
Smoke me a Kipper someone, I will be back in time for breakfast.
Ah, my wallet, feels a bit lighter than I remember - I must have got stronger over the weekend!
lhk
Kat

7 Mar 2004

should we surprise the girls and get this place spick and span ready for next weekend?
Me and MrsFC will be entertained at the Mids munch , so I shoulds do my bit berfore we go! :shock:

7 Mar 2004

go on then mr FC .... but you cannot wear the apron as Sarge has got it, assuming he could find it....
I will watch a while and as I learn the tune I may join in!!!!
Gman
why the Feck did I arrange a meeting next Sat.... damn damn dman
Gmanxxxx

7 Mar 2004

Right Flowery apron on confused

grab the broom, duster, washing up lik lik ! You guy's just sit back and relax. Hey isn't this where Sarge ended up?

7 Mar 2004

Rushes into the GFZ and trips over Mr FC who is on his hands and knees scrubbing the floor. Bangs head on the coffee table and lies on the floor in a daze!!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

7 Mar 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Rushes into the GFZ and trips over Mr FC who is on his hands and knees scrubbing the floor. Bangs head on the coffee table and lies on the floor in a daze!!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

*Kat wanders in to see if it is time to lock up and thinks*
"Sarge is looking brighter than usual, I am glad he has finally got round to fixing that wobbly coffee table leg"
*Kicks him for the hickie and wanders out again*
lhk
Kat

8 Mar 2004

OMG !!! WTF has been going on?????
Why am I wearing an apron??? Where is my uniform??? Where has my weekend gone??
Ahaa!!!!, it's all coming back now. Jas JasJAAAAAAAAASSSS !!!
Sees Mr FC scrubbing the floor. Takes a long run up and kicks him up the backside."That's for the hours I spent bulling your boots!!!"
Heads back to cleaning cupboard to change back into uniform. Notices the blisters on hands. Artificer!!! Revenge will be sweet, and I thought he was my mate!!