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GFZ - Sarge Cleans up
oops! how many times have I done this? - I was pressing the wrong button" 
have to keep an eye out for girlie types :PDamn - my clock must be slow - I didn't realise it was 5 o'clock.
Ok Just nipped in to make sure the place is and spam (ooops span!).
Flippin Heck - the hoover is full again! Kit be a dear and empty it please. I'll just give the place a good clean ready for the evening.
I've decided you boys need to start looking after your health a bit more. I've taken all that strong alcohol back.
I've restocked the fridge with Iceberg alcohol free wine, Kaliber lager and some nice apple juice (Gman really needs to cut down an his cider intake).
For those who like the odd glass of Red - there are some cartons of cranberry juice too.
The freezer has been topped up with some Linda Macartney ready meals and lots of salad and fruit in the fridge - I put all those unhealthy pizzas in the skip.
I've rented some exercise videos (Rosemary Conley, Cher, Pilates etc etc) for you to watch too - Debbie does Dallas and Snow White and the 7 Dwarves were overdue - so I returned them for you - the bill for the fine from the video shop is on the table (dear God - - HOW LONG have you have them out???????) - they said they would send someone round later to collect the money.
OK - All clean and polished. Now - just the Glade Lavender plug in Air Fresheners to sort out. mmmmmmm That smells so nice and relaxing - and will last so much longer than the spray.
Now boys - I expect to see you all refreshed and regenerated after this weekend!
Oh - I hope you all like the exercise bikes, treadmills and rowing machines...... Sorry - I had to remove the sofa to make room for them ----- you wouldn't believe what I found down the back of that sofa......
I may pop in occasionally just to see how you are getting on.
Have a nice weekend - enjoy yourselves!
Hugs, Alex x
Ok Just nipped in to make sure the place is and spam (ooops span!).
Flippin Heck - the hoover is full again! Kit be a dear and empty it please. I'll just give the place a good clean ready for the evening.
I've decided you boys need to start looking after your health a bit more. I've taken all that strong alcohol back.
I've restocked the fridge with Iceberg alcohol free wine, Kaliber lager and some nice apple juice (Gman really needs to cut down an his cider intake).
For those who like the odd glass of Red - there are some cartons of cranberry juice too.
The freezer has been topped up with some Linda Macartney ready meals and lots of salad and fruit in the fridge - I put all those unhealthy pizzas in the skip.
I've rented some exercise videos (Rosemary Conley, Cher, Pilates etc etc) for you to watch too - Debbie does Dallas and Snow White and the 7 Dwarves were overdue - so I returned them for you - the bill for the fine from the video shop is on the table (dear God - - HOW LONG have you have them out???????) - they said they would send someone round later to collect the money.
OK - All clean and polished. Now - just the Glade Lavender plug in Air Fresheners to sort out. mmmmmmm That smells so nice and relaxing - and will last so much longer than the spray.
Now boys - I expect to see you all refreshed and regenerated after this weekend!
Oh - I hope you all like the exercise bikes, treadmills and rowing machines...... Sorry - I had to remove the sofa to make room for them ----- you wouldn't believe what I found down the back of that sofa......
I may pop in occasionally just to see how you are getting on.
Have a nice weekend - enjoy yourselves!
Hugs, Alex x
FUCKING HELL ALEX....
Even I object to that stuff - throw it out girl. I need red and white wine, but if pushed into a corner I would accept a large glass of gin and tonic too!!! (Large gin, small tonic).
It would be good if that moving pile of furry stuff in the corner (Oi! Sarge...) was cleared up but it's no good telling Kit to do it - she's way too busy!
*chucks out soft drinks and restocks fridge with hard booze*
Mind you, I 've STILL got the remote control.... yeeha! :lol: :lol:
Even I object to that stuff - throw it out girl. I need red and white wine, but if pushed into a corner I would accept a large glass of gin and tonic too!!! (Large gin, small tonic).
It would be good if that moving pile of furry stuff in the corner (Oi! Sarge...) was cleared up but it's no good telling Kit to do it - she's way too busy!
*chucks out soft drinks and restocks fridge with hard booze*
Mind you, I 've STILL got the remote control.... yeeha!
:lol: :lol: Ahhhhh Jags - I'm not that daft!.
The non alcoholc stuff was for the lads!
I'm sure they wont last and have to nip out to the pub - so - as soon as they have gone we can throw out all these instruments of torture and get that settee back in
The Bombay Sapphire and Glenfiddich are in the back of the cleaning cupboard!!!!! (I knew it would be safe to leave it there) - and there is an order in at the chinese restaurant!
I have a small ice-maker being delivered in about an hour so we can have some ice (for the G&T - I won't suggest tputting it in the he malt after last time)
The non alcoholc stuff was for the lads!
I'm sure they wont last and have to nip out to the pub - so - as soon as they have gone we can throw out all these instruments of torture and get that settee back in
The Bombay Sapphire and Glenfiddich are in the back of the cleaning cupboard!!!!! (I knew it would be safe to leave it there) - and there is an order in at the chinese restaurant!
I have a small ice-maker being delivered in about an hour so we can have some ice (for the G&T - I won't suggest tputting it in the he malt after last time)
:bounce: Nice one jags! Someone had to save us, it is the weekend afterall :cheers: Flamin exercise stuff!!! 
see enough of that during the week :shock: 
:roll: I have left instructions for MrsFC to visit and make sure she stashes some of that booze for when I visit tomorrow! :high-smile: All we need now are some man smells in here :taz: and we're sorted!
Which of the wenches is rota'd to serve this weekend? :giggle:
I hope the 'man smells' don't eminate from the lower end of a the said man's body... had enough of those sort of man smells in bed
*opens a window and lets in fresh air*
Alex - you are redeemed by the Bombay Sapphire - cheers!
Kate - are you sure the nice Radio Rentals man left you a battery for the remote - I DON'T THINK SO!! :happy: :happy: :happy:
*why do the boys think the girls are stupid - maybe cos THEY are stupid!!!*
*opens a window and lets in fresh air*
Alex - you are redeemed by the Bombay Sapphire - cheers!
Kate - are you sure the nice Radio Rentals man left you a battery for the remote - I DON'T THINK SO!! :happy: :happy: :happy:
*why do the boys think the girls are stupid - maybe cos THEY are stupid!!!*
Blue eyes ... you don't fancy an extra shift this weekend?
fraid I am out surveying the west mids tomorrow, so won't be playing ... but hopefully the place will be still standing cum Sunday.... hope Sarge is upto date with his patrols.... realise he is great demand for his frisks....
Gmanxxx
fraid I am out surveying the west mids tomorrow, so won't be playing ... but hopefully the place will be still standing cum Sunday.... hope Sarge is upto date with his patrols.... realise he is great demand for his frisks....
Gmanxxx
Right! Weekend begins in 5..4...3...2.....1....NOW!! Whooohooo!! Come on lads, let's....
looks round at surgically clean surroundings, sniffs at strange fragrance and drops jaw at complete absence of alcohol
Lads? Sarge? Gman? Oh no, not the Marie Celeste business AGAIN! This could bring me out in poems-or worse. Don't they know there's a huge weekend of rugby? Have I got to spend another weekend talking to anti-social ferrets and a geriatric sheepdog?
Bugger. Right, I'll pop back and have a couple of steaks and then pop back...that's if I can get through the Tumbleweed blowing everywhere....
looks round at surgically clean surroundings, sniffs at strange fragrance and drops jaw at complete absence of alcohol
Lads? Sarge? Gman? Oh no, not the Marie Celeste business AGAIN! This could bring me out in poems-or worse. Don't they know there's a huge weekend of rugby? Have I got to spend another weekend talking to anti-social ferrets and a geriatric sheepdog?
Bugger. Right, I'll pop back and have a couple of steaks and then pop back...that's if I can get through the Tumbleweed blowing everywhere....
Heeeeeeelllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooo all.
I've brought my own grapefruit and ice, can I have a very large Gin please.
Poor Tim is out getting mucky again, so on my own and in need of some attention - it should be illegal to leave me on my own for this long on a Friday.
Oh. anyone can share the grapefruit for their gin if they like. I have plenty :twisted:
I've brought my own grapefruit and ice, can I have a very large Gin please.
Poor Tim is out getting mucky again, so on my own and in need of some attention - it should be illegal to leave me on my own for this long on a Friday.
Oh. anyone can share the grapefruit for their gin if they like. I have plenty :twisted:
Quote by tallnhairyOI! Just what do you think you are doing tallnhairy ?
grabs first aid kit,
As the official SH WI First aider, you have to be thoroughly trained by myself before you can even think about administering first aid of any kind in here (and especially not to any Rugby types, they are reserved for my expert ministrations). :twisted:
Now, I think your 'training' should commence with 'bodily trauma' :kick: followed by the recovery position
Kit
xxx
Meow Down Kat...
I thought us medics worked together, now I will bring the gloves and assist you as required...
Bodily trauma, seen it, patched, driven it to hospital... as to me at 6ft 5 and into martial arts... hehe not had much come my way...
Lets be friends, after all takes a minimum of two to properly immobilise someone on a spinal board :twisted:
TnH
Down Kat...I thought us medics worked together, now I will bring the gloves and assist you as required...
Bodily trauma, seen it, patched, driven it to hospital... as to me at 6ft 5 and into martial arts... hehe not had much come my way...
Lets be friends, after all takes a minimum of two to properly immobilise someone on a spinal board :twisted:
TnH
Quote by tallnhairy
Meow Down Kat...
ummm, I am Kit NOT Kat - he's the one in the cupboard under the stairs!
Quote by tallnhairythat's better Tall, you are obviously a quick learner
I thought us medics worked together, now I will bring the gloves and assist you as required...
Now, pour me a G&T when you have got those rubber gloves sorted :twisted: Kit
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MrFC just phoned........He wanted to know if his stash of the pear juice is still safe.. until he joins you all tomorrow. :lickface:
O and MrFC said he's bringing some batteries back with him as they were buy one get one free. He can't resist a bargin. :lol: :lol:
until he joins you all tomorrow. :lickface: O and MrFC said he's bringing some batteries back with him as they were buy one get one free. He can't resist a bargin.
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God 
:banghead: :banghead: i must improve my formating. 
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:banghead: :banghead: i must improve my formating. uch: 