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GFZ - Swinging Heaven Christmas Party

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2436.html">GFZ - Opening Weekend</a>
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2812.html">GFZ - Graduation Weekend</a>
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in

Ok the bar will be open shortly, the jacuzzi is warming nicely, all we need is a couple of semi naked waiters and us girlies will be all set for a few days of fun lol
Naked in which direction NWC from the bottom up or the top down?? rolleyes
Aw feck it Ill just get all naked and oil myself up for you then. wink
Got my xmas jokes ready!! Hope you appreciate them confused:? lol
What do you get when you cross a pickle with a reindeer?
A Dill Doe
Quote by anais
Got my xmas jokes ready!! Hope you appreciate them confused :? lol

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a reindeer?
A Dill Doe

rolleyes :roll: :roll:
:lol:
I'm ashamed to say I laughed at that Anais! :giggle: redface
I still have another half day of work to go so I'm going to be very clever and just have a hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows please! :rascal:
Diet? What diet! dunno
A pint of strongbow please naked person wink
I will be over in last-minute-wrappers corner helping out :twisted:

Has anyone got any spare carrots for the reindeer?? I forgot to buy some and I aint going back to asda for a carrot confused
Woo, any half you want my dear, but we are starting the BBQ later, so I will let you decide wink
But while you are at the bar, vodka and diet coke over here please, and make it a very large double for me :twisted:
Anis, I do worry about you smetimes biggrin (and yes, I also laughed at it) redface
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Whoops, forgot to add, free drinks all round curtesy of Cubes lol

smackbottom
Oh well... I guess I'm in the chair... so what'll it be?
:cheers:
Quote by Cubes
Whoops, forgot to add, free drinks all round curtesy of Cubes lol

smackbottom
Oh well... I guess I'm in the chair... so what'll it be?
:cheers:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
But while you are at the bar, vodka and diet coke over here please, and make it a very large double for me :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Whoops, forgot to add, free drinks all round curtesy of Cubes lol

smackbottom some of us have work tomorrow ....... so no drinkies tonight!!!
Can I have a nice cup of tea please?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
my two favourite words.... free drink!!!!!!! lol :lol:
i am just packing for tomorrow.......then off to bed for an early night....
Quote by blonde
Whoops, forgot to add, free drinks all round curtesy of Cubes lol

smackbottom some of us have work tomorrow ....... so no drinkies tonight!!!
Can I have a nice cup of tea please?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just make a nice posh, expensive cup of tea (well, Cubes is footing the bill for the whole christmas week) biggrin
Quote by blonde
smackbottom some of us have work tomorrow ....... so no drinkies tonight!!!
Can I have a nice cup of tea please?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Get drunk with us tonight and phone in sick tomorrow :rascal:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Whoops, forgot to add, free drinks all round curtesy of Cubes lol

smackbottom some of us have work tomorrow ....... so no drinkies tonight!!!
Can I have a nice cup of tea please?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just make a nice posh, expensive cup of tea (well, Cubes is footing the bill for the whole christmas week) biggrin
I am NOT making my own ..... it's nearly Christmas!!!
So "Tubes" can make me one in a nice china cup, Earl Grey please with one of Betty's Peanut biscuits :inlove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
well, Cubes is footing the bill for the whole christmas week biggrin

You are sooooo for it Miss! :kissmyarse: :lol2:
Quote by blonde
I am NOT making my own ..... it's nearly Christmas!!!
So "Tubes" can make me one in a nice china cup, Earl Grey please with one of Betty's Peanut biscuits :inlove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No probs Sam....
Cubette is putting the kettle on as we speak ;-)
Quote by fabio
i am just packing for tomorrow.......then off to bed for an early night....

Look everyone! It's Santa!!!! :thrilled:
Quote by Cubes
well, Cubes is footing the bill for the whole christmas week biggrin

You are sooooo for it Miss! :kissmyarse: :lol2:
:evil2: :beer:
Cuppa for me please, I am still working on mass uploads for prices ready for 2009 rolleyes
Oh and something to dunk in my cuppa would be good :grin:
Okay... who drank my hot choccie?
Bet it was that Dawnie! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Okay... who drank my hot choccie?
Bet it was that Dawnie! :giggle:

Yep and I don't care flipa
:giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
Okay... who drank my hot choccie?
Bet it was that Dawnie! :giggle:

Yep and I don't care flipa
:giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Dawnie
Oh and something to dunk in my cuppa would be good :grin:

an you called ME a floosey!!! :dry:
If you don't have a strange sense of humour and are easily offended do not
If you like something a bit more Old but I like it!!
cheeky sticks her head around the door hmmmmm empty...
well der who else would be up at 4 in the morning having just been to do her last bits of xmas shopping at tescos (i aint silly im not braving all the nutters in daylight hours wink )
ill just help myself to a quick JD before bed ill be over there>>>>>>> in the comfy chair by the fire.
ooo whats the smoking policy in here now with the stupid ban??? o well no one here to see
:beer: :smoke:
Quote by cheekykat
cheeky sticks her head around the door hmmmmm empty...
well der who else would be up at 4 in the morning having just been to do her last bits of xmas shopping at tescos (i aint silly im not braving all the nutters in daylight hours wink )
ill just help myself to a quick JD before bed ill be over there>>>>>>> in the comfy chair by the fire.
ooo whats the smoking policy in here now with the stupid ban??? o well no one here to see
:beer: :smoke:

I can see ya!! Having a crafty ciggie :lol2: We make Sarge go stand outside! :wink:
Please could I have something warm and soothing? I have tinselitis!
Quote by TheLovelyOne
Please could I have something warm and soothing? I have tinselitis!

I'm warm and soothing....will I do? :twisted:
passionkiss
Sassy, I love the Christmassy avatar!
Oooh, does this here joint do brunch?
I'm nursing a hangover and could really do with something warm and filling :rascal: