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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone !!!

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Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Kitty
Sex God
Oooooooooooh! peeks around the door...
Hello????
Unknown User
Deb sneaks in to see anyone has got her bubbles and using them for the jacuzzy!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by KcKat
Oooooooooooh! peeks around the door...
Hello????

Read the Rules!! :small-print: :small-print: :small-print: GFZ!! Get out!! :kick:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
And you Mrs Webs!!
OUT!!!!! :kick:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
I'm going for a cig. There had better be NO GIRLIES in here when I come back!!! mad :x :x :x :x wink
Sarah
Sex God
Sarah, wanders in, drops off 4 cases of wine (to keep them going, while I'm at Blackpool)
Puts on Jacuzzi, ahh, sinks into the bubbles, glass of wine in hand............ that's better before a 4 hour drive to Blackpool
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm going for a cig. There had better be NO GIRLIES in here when I come back!!! mad :x :x :x :x wink

Debs nips in quik .......pinches sarge Keys that he left and locked him out biggrin
RIGHT GIRLS WE ARE IN :thumbup:
Kitty
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Sarah, wanders in, drops off 4 cases of wine (to keep them going, while I'm at Blackpool)
Puts on Jacuzzi, ahh, sinks into the bubbles, glass of wine in hand............ that's better before a 4 hour drive to Blackpool


Quick Debs, lets join Sarah......
Was hoping Sarge was gonna be too busy frisking else where to notice us :grin:
Sarah
Sex God
Wine Kckat and Debs?
Sure you locked that door, phone for a locksmith and get a card xwipe system installed, that'll keep him out.
bikerdave
Sexlightened
boys room we can talk about boy things.
do you like my bike she got a nice arse.
Unknown User
Quote by KcKat
Sarah, wanders in, drops off 4 cases of wine (to keep them going, while I'm at Blackpool)
Puts on Jacuzzi, ahh, sinks into the bubbles, glass of wine in hand............ that's better before a 4 hour drive to Blackpool


Quick Debs, lets join Sarah......
Was hoping Sarge was gonna be too busy frisking else where to notice us :grin:
good i dear.....................................
Can anyone hear some one knocking dunno
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Oih!! I can see you through this window!
Let me in!! mad :x :x :x :x
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
Unknown User
Quote by bikerdave
boys room we can talk about boy things.
do you like my bike she got a nice arse.

Girls we have a intruder!..... go get him girls!.............. whilst i go and get me hair done
Kitty
Sex God
Yes please to the wine......
Who's got the remote control to turn up the music and drown out that banging noise? dunno
bikerdave
Sexlightened
hang on sgt i got some mice in me shop shall we put them under the door.
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oih!! I can see you through this window!
Let me in!! mad :x :x :x :x
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:

Sarge,
You can only come in if you are going to be very very nice to us wink
Kitty
Sex God
Quote by bikerdave
hang on sgt i got some mice in me shop shall we put them under the door.

Mice??? Pah!!!!
I'm a Kitty :twisted: :twisted:
Sarah
Sex God
Forget the mice, we have a kitty, and several pussies
bikerdave
Sexlightened
hear kitty kitty have some catnip
Unknown User
some one pull the curtains!................ there's a horrid looking man jumping up and down out side peeping through the windows!........ :rascal:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Right Dave - Mice it is. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You nip off on your bike, fetch the pesky meeces and I'll wait here for one of them to come out!!!! mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Right Girlies, open this chuffing door!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Kitty
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Dave - Mice it is. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You nip off on your bike, fetch the pesky meeces and I'll wait here for one of them to come out!!!! mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Right Girlies, open this chuffing door!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Whats in it for us???????????
:twisted: :twisted:
bikerdave
Sexlightened
ok brumm brummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sarah
Sex God
Kckat,
you stay right where you are, don't go to the door, here is some more wine
bikerdave
Sexlightened
hear you are sarge have these rats insted
Kitty
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Kckat,
you stay right where you are, don't go to the door, here is some more wine

Ooooooooooooh, sorry boys. Had a much better offer in here than catnip! I mean I'm a classy kitty FFS! :twisted: :twisted:
bikerdave
Sexlightened
hmmmmmm an upmarket pussy
Sarah
Sex God
oh I like rats, debs get the rats some thinng to eat and lets make them comfortable
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Right Dave, I will climb onto the roof and lower this bucket on string. You fill it with rats and I'll drop them down the chimney!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
When they come running out of the door screaming like the girlies they are, you run in and don't let them back in!! :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: confused :? :? :?