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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone !!!

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Sorry everyone !!! sad rolleyes :roll: :roll:
being a party pooper. !!!!!!! :( I've been in the tanning salon and now I'm tingling on my................................. :( bot ! :( :( :( Anyone got any cream ??? And can you rub it in pleeeease !! :twisted:
OMG !!!! is there any wine in the place ??
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Sorry everyone !!! sad rolleyes :roll: :roll:
being a party pooper. !!!!!!! :( I've been in the tanning salon and now I'm tingling on my................................. :( bot ! :( :( :( Anyone got any cream ??? And can you rub it in pleeeease !! :twisted:
OMG !!!! is there any wine in the place ??

sorry a am bit to busy looking after sarge wink and allso what your Hubby means by a GIT BEER :shock:
Debs leave Sarge !!!! evil As for MrFC take no notice I don't he's on the other side of the room at the mo. biggrin
Wanna share a bottle ??? :D
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Debs leave Sarge !!!! evil As for MrFC take no notice I don't he's on the other side of the room at the mo. biggrin
Wanna share a bottle ??? :D

I all ready am doing with sarge under the stairs. ...and its not for drinking! :rascal: want to join in wink but be warned he thinks he is that man that runs string fellows..... so what ever you do dont call him sarge ok :thumbup:
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Debs leave Sarge !!!! evil As for MrFC take no notice I don't he's on the other side of the room at the mo. biggrin
Wanna share a bottle ??? :D

I all ready am doing with sarge under the stairs. ...and its not for drinking! :rascal: want to join in wink but be warned he thinks he is that man that runs string fellows..... so what ever you do dont call him sarge ok :thumbup:
Ere debbiewebs moooch over !!!!! Ello you !!! Do I know you from somewhere ??? rolleyes
Ooooh Now I know !!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
SARGE!!!
Your'e on duty man!!
Pull yourself away ...straighten that uniform and CONCENTRATE
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Debs leave Sarge !!!! evil As for MrFC take no notice I don't he's on the other side of the room at the mo. biggrin
Wanna share a bottle ??? :D

I all ready am doing with sarge under the stairs. ...and its not for drinking! :rascal: want to join in wink but be warned he thinks he is that man that runs string fellows..... so what ever you do dont call him sarge ok :thumbup:
Ere debbiewebs moooch over !!!!! Ello you !!! Do I know you from somewhere ??? rolleyes
Ooooh Now I know !!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Right!!.you brought that extra bottel!???....he's a bloody going this one! :wink: :wink:
What ya have to do .......you knock him over the head with it and make a wish at the same time of who you would like him to be!................... worked for me..he has been tom hanks but he kepted asking for chocolates :shock: ...........so i hit over the head again and got Clint East- ward but he wanted his orangertang! :shock: ... so be warned think about it worship
Right that's it :shock: GFZ closed for er.....er......re-furbishment......stock clearence :shock:
See Sarge dunno
Is it safe to come out yet??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Er I think so, coast is clear .....op stock take dunno
Right, Mr FC.
Lock the door and get the beers out!!!!
:cheers:
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Er I think so, coast is clear .....op stock take dunno

ooo no you dont escape littel old Debbiewebs
just becaues Mrs Fc having a good time here with errrrr Mr string fellow and me self you go and get all jelouse and want to shut up shop!
WELL IT WILL NOT WORK
So if you cannot beat them join them!....DEBS pushes her tits forwards a hopes to lear mr fc under the stairs for a gang bang :twisted:
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Right, Mr FC.
Lock the door and get the beers out!!!! :cheers:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Debs hits sarge over the head again and wishes for errrrrr errrrr oo shit debs be Quik here! errrrrrr
MARK o no he farts errrrrrrrrr ooo shit whats his name oooo bollocks!
Right got it JAMES BOND wink
Ok dunno
SARGE you know your mission....be careful out there :shock:
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Ok dunno
SARGE you know your mission....be careful out there :shock:

oo no what have i done now!. :doh:
*Kat wanders in with no idea what is going on but jumps in with both feet*
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Ok dunno
SARGE you know your mission....be careful out there :shock:

oo no what have i done now!. :doh:
Removed all your clothes and adopted the position over the pool table?
Ever hopeful
lhk
Kat
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*Kat wanders in with no idea what is going on but jumps in with both feet*
Ok dunno
SARGE you know your mission....be careful out there :shock:

oo no what have i done now!. :doh:
Removed all your clothes and adopted the position over the pool table?
Ever hopeful
lhk
Kat
only if you ame your cue stick in the right diraction ....or should i say erection rolleyes
Needs chalking first Debs......
lhk
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Rainbows sitcky seconds because she asked so nicely

Always flucking second I am!!! rolleyes :roll:
So Kat - what is my reward for not being able to fix it ? confused :twisted: :twisted:
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Rainbows sitcky seconds because she asked so nicely

Always flucking second I am!!! rolleyes :roll:
So Kat - what is my reward for not being able to fix it ? confused :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao your 3rd
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rotflmao your 3rd

Going home to sulk then!!!!! evil
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rotflmao your 3rd

Going home to sulk then!!!!! evil
get ya back in here!.................i am sure you dont mind sharing me wine bottell!
Not for drinking though!...as some peeps that have camed me no redface
Quote by Rainbows
Rainbows sitcky seconds because she asked so nicely

Always flucking second I am!!! rolleyes :roll:
So Kat - what is my reward for not being able to fix it ? confused :twisted: :twisted:
Kit :twisted:
lhk
Quote by KitKat
Rainbows sitcky seconds because she asked so nicely

Always flucking second I am!!! rolleyes :roll:
So Kat - what is my reward for not being able to fix it ? confused :twisted: :twisted:
Kit :twisted:
lhk
Woo hoo!!!! : :bounce: : :bounce: : :bounce:
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Ahem - as you were peeps redface surprisedops: :twisted: :twisted:
Nice to see everything is tickety boo lol
Ahh a refreshing glass of ale....bliss :lol:
Now to get the best seat before the rabble arrive :lol:
<<<<<<<< Rabble alert - Rabble alert >>>>>>>
Hiya, Mr FC. Not many around just yet? Fancy a Hobgoblin me - any in the fridge?
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Fancy a Hobgoblin me

TE - Now that is one strange sexual preference you have there! wink
He also has a thing about soap - but don't tell him I told you :twisted:
Cor blimey guv drownin in a sea of pm's.......well here I am back to normality :shock:
So ya buggers who's gonna j :shock: join me for a night of enjoynment lol :lol: :lol:
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! *takes a sip from his well earned G&T*
We've just had a party for Sappho Junior. Around 40 eleven and twelve year olds and a live band :shock: :shock: :shock:. You have no idea how good this G&T tastes!! :cheers:
........and how wonderful the silence cool
Sappho reports that twin 1 seemed to be enjoying things, twin 2 was taking it easy. We have noticed how twin 1 is a rocker and twin 2 prefers Classical music. It will be interesting to see if that distinction holds after they are born.
* Will drains his glass.*
Anyone for another?
Will