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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone !!!

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Quote by KitKat
*Kat fidddles with Jug's nipples*
Can you get the radio one on these things?? confused
lhk

Keep twiddling and find out!! :happy: :happy: :happy:
More to the left please... you're getting Radio Scotland now!!
:P
All I can see is Kat sat in a corner playing with two large things with knobs on
Expertise in which field Kit ? wink
I just got in frae the Isle of Skye
I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy
The ladies shout as I go by
"Donald where's your trousers?"
Chorus
Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in m' kilt I go
And all the ladies say "Hello
Donald where's your trousers?"
A lady took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
I was afraid that I might fall
'Cause I had nae on me trousers!
Chorus
They'd like to wed me everyone
Just let them catch me if they can
You canna put the breeks on a highland man
Who doesn't like wearing trousers.
Chorus
To wear the kilt is my delight,
It isn't wrong, I know it's right.
The highlanders would get afright
If they saw me in trousers.
Chorus
Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw
I had no handkerchief at all
So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow,
Now you can't do that with trousers.
Chorus

SHIT SHIT SHIT

*Kat sits in the corner frantically twiddling*
P.S. - Jags, sorry this is all typed in english! sad
Quote by MrFC
Expertise in which field Kit ? wink
OOooooooo, let me think........................
sexiness?
serving?
pouring?
pouting?
fixing?
flexing?
biting?
pinching?
teasing?
tempting?
ummm, still thinking...............
(librans are soooooo indecisive rolleyes ) lol
While your thinking Kit here have a glass of wine !! confused Tooooo much choice is not good for us Librians.. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by KitKat
I just got in frae the Isle of Skye
I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy
The ladies shout as I go by
"Donald where's your trousers?"
Chorus
Let the winds blow high,
Let the winds blow low,
Down the street in m' kilt I go
And all the ladies say "Hello
Donald where's your trousers?"
A lady took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
I was afraid that I might fall
'Cause I had nae on me trousers!
Chorus
They'd like to wed me everyone
Just let them catch me if they can
You canna put the breeks on a highland man
Who doesn't like wearing trousers.
Chorus
To wear the kilt is my delight,
It isn't wrong, I know it's right.
The highlanders would get afright
If they saw me in trousers.
Chorus
Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw
I had no handkerchief at all
So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow,
Now you can't do that with trousers.
Chorus

SHIT SHIT SHIT

*Kat sits in the corner frantically twiddling*
P.S. - Jags, sorry this is all typed in english! sad

BAD MAN
BAD MAN
BAD MAN
BAD MAN
BAD MAN
BAD MAN
mad :x :x :x :x
Hellloooooo,
Am I allowed a quick glass of wine before I have to get back to the books?
Oooh - MrFC - is thay Red I see?
You couldn't be a hun and pour me a glass could you?
My god Kat - what IS that racket?!!! Sounds like a family get together round me uncle's confused
aRSexxx :color:
mad I'm working on it Arse! :x
*Kat decides it may be time to get his teeth into this*
lhk
Here you go Rainbow biggrin Hope you don't mind the LARGE glass, its the only ones I could find. confused lol
redface surprisedops: :oops: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC
Here you go Rainbow biggrin Hope you don't mind the LARGE glass, its the only ones I could find. confused lol

They make small ones? :shock:
Thank you MrsFC - just what I need right now cool
aaah - bliss smile
aRSexx :color:
Oh thank you MrsFC, just what I needed
Now that reminds me lol
expertise in 'pouring' :twisted:
just can't get the wenches these days and you are one of the best kiss
Rainbows, anatomy books in hand slowly drifts away into dreamland.
:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
Blast!! mad :x :x :x
Late in here again!! Now I have missed the chance of pouring Kit a glass of wine sad
I DO like waiting on Kit!! :twisted: :happy:
Will
Still waiting..... confused