Seems quiet in here today - a nice soak in the jacuzzi is what is needed I think!
Shame there are no nice gentlemen around to pamper me
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone
last reply
85 replies
3.0k views
2 watchers
0 likes
Sex God
*coughs*
shift up then alex. is it warm? last one i was in was bloody freezing! ;-)
n x x x ;-)
shift up then alex. is it warm? last one i was in was bloody freezing! ;-)
n x x x ;-)
Sex God
now alex, if that was a blatant sexual innuendo . . . don't let me stop you!
<<< scurries off, lights the candles, switches the CD for some mood music, fetches a lovely Semillon from the fridge, and two glasses >>>
i'll refrain from a sliding in joke, cos that would just be crude and crass and vulgar of me!
:doh:
it is quiet though? will might pop in but he had a late one looking after the place. least easy ain't in here for once!
n x x x ;-)
<<< scurries off, lights the candles, switches the CD for some mood music, fetches a lovely Semillon from the fridge, and two glasses >>>
i'll refrain from a sliding in joke, cos that would just be crude and crass and vulgar of me!
:doh:
it is quiet though? will might pop in but he had a late one looking after the place. least easy ain't in here for once!
n x x x ;-)
Quote by neilinleeds
now alex, if that was a blatant sexual innuendo . . . don't let me stop you!
<<< scurries off, lights the candles, switches the CD for some mood music, fetches a lovely Semillon from the fridge, and two glasses >>>
i'll refrain from a sliding in joke, cos that would just be crude and crass and vulgar of me!
:doh:
it is quiet though? will might pop in but he had a late one looking after the place. least easy ain't in here for once!
n x x x ;-)
Me?
Use blatant sexual innuendo :shock: I'm shocked you could think it of me
But, I'll forgive you, so you just slip in here Neil
Sex God
gryphon.
very much the done thing as far as i can tell. best ask the lady though just to be on the safe side! ;-)
you best fetch another glass first! might still be a drop left. actually another bottle while you're at it. (((
that's not what i meant! i meant . . . oh never mind! if it's good enough for alex it's good enough for me. ))) don't seem to be any serving wenches about at the minute mate.
neil x x x ;-)
very much the done thing as far as i can tell. best ask the lady though just to be on the safe side! ;-)
you best fetch another glass first! might still be a drop left. actually another bottle while you're at it. (((
that's not what i meant! i meant . . . oh never mind! if it's good enough for alex it's good enough for me. ))) don't seem to be any serving wenches about at the minute mate. neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
xxdevil69?
you taken that rather fetching white dress off? wouldn't want it to get wet would we? ;-)
very nice it looked on you too! ;-)
mind if i join you?
neil x x x ;-)
you taken that rather fetching white dress off? wouldn't want it to get wet would we? ;-)
very nice it looked on you too! ;-)
mind if i join you?
neil x x x ;-)
Orgasminator
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Good morning,now who's up for some breakfast then??
Is it calorie free in the GFZ?
If yes I'd like orange juice... freshly squeezed between the thighs of a tanned demigod and a stack of American Blueberry Pancakes with Maple Syrup and coffee served by a semi naked fireman - thank you!
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
If yes I'd like orange juice... freshly squeezed between the thighs of a tanned demigod and a stack of American Blueberry Pancakes with Maple Syrup and coffee served by a semi naked fireman - thank you!
If you can find em then sounds good to me
I used to be tanned (but I've blown that cover now see elsewhere) - I can't remember being a demi-god but then the memory ain't what it was; but I am prepared to apply for a job in the fire service with hardly any clothes on if I can squeeze your oranges for you!!!
Good morning ladies!
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Wahey a man servant
Tune i think an application for the fire service would be a fantastic idea,or you could just bribe one of them for a lend of their uniform :twisted:
Man-servant wasn't quite what I had in mind but if you want to call it that then it's OK by me. You're just treating me like dirt 'cos you've seem me bellybutton.
Ah well if you think ill treat you like dirt Tune,youve obviously never been hired as a man servant by some one who appreciates their staff.
Any kind of service you offer will most definately be well paid for,in any form of payment you choose :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(Im always fair to my employee's )
Any kind of service you offer will most definately be well paid for,in any form of payment you choose :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(Im always fair to my employee's
) Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ah well if you think ill treat you like dirt Tune,youve obviously never been hired as a man servant by some one who appreciates their staff.
Any kind of service you offer will most definately be well paid for,in any form of payment you choose :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(Im always fair to my employee's
Payment is not necessary. Reciprocation will do. Trouble is I haven't got any oranges.
Sex God
Ooooooooh Goody!! There's no-one in the water now. Think I'll just pop in whilst nobody's around and test the temperature of the water.
:giggle:
:wave:
Just to confirm I've not got my boots on (hung them up now - used to be a firefighter) :thumbup:
:giggle:
:wave: Just to confirm I've not got my boots on (hung them up now - used to be a firefighter) :thumbup:
Sex God
It's alright my love - I'll double for you. You just take it easy.
Sex God
Fuck. The world's waking up. Better split before I get caught in here.
ops:
:oops:
:oops:
ops: :oops:
:oops:
