GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

10 Sep 2004

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

10 Sep 2004

OMG am i first in,WAHEYY!!!!!!!
Thank god its friday,now i just need a pint and get me kit off for that jacuzzi biggrin

10 Sep 2004

Wo hoo party time cool

Do you need a hand getting yer kit off Clare confused

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Pint of soda water and lime for me Im on the wagon :cry:

10 Sep 2004

*easy surfaces in a bond-esque way from the jacuzzi*
Sorry to dissapoint you Clare, but I've been in here for half an hour waiting for you lot. rolleyes

You'll find a bottle of chilled white and a pint of soda and lime on a silver tray near the edge of the jaccuzi. wink

10 Sep 2004

Quote by easy
*easy surfaces in a bond-esque way from the jacuzzi*
Sorry to dissapoint you Clare, but I've been in here for half an hour waiting for you lot.
You'll find a bottle of chilled white and a pint of soda and lime on a silver tray near the edge of the jaccuzi.

Looks at easy in a very odd way .........I do hope that wasn't your snorkel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afternoon everyone ....... bought a few party drinks with me this weekend smile

10 Sep 2004

Quote by Calista
Looks at easy in a very odd way ......... I do hope that wasn't your snorkel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afternoon everyone ....... bought a few party drinks with me this weekend

Depends if it was cold then yes. If it was warm then no. :twisted:

10 Sep 2004

Quote by easy
Looks at easy in a very odd way ......... I do hope that wasn't your snorkel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afternoon everyone ....... bought a few party drinks with me this weekend

Depends if it was cold then yes. If it was warm then no. :twisted:
redface

I don't know if I dare admit it!!!! :twisted:

10 Sep 2004

Quote by Calista
I don't know if I dare admit it!!!! :twisted:

I'll tell you what. I'll hold me snorkle under the water and you can have a feel round and tell me which one it was. wink

:rascal:

10 Sep 2004

Quote by easy
I don't know if I dare admit it!!!! :twisted:

I'll tell you what. I'll hold me snorkle under the water and you can have a feel round and tell me which one it was. wink

:rascal:
Yeah right and you think I have Gullible tattooed on my forehead?
It'll be warwick's snorkel you're just trying to make me look daft!
(shurrup before you say it too ... I know I don't need you to make me look daft I can do that solo!!)

10 Sep 2004

ooh I wondered where I left that
come on Clair get your kit off lol

10 Sep 2004

Quote by Calista
Yeah right and you think I have Gullible tattooed on my forehead?
It'll be warwick's snorkel you're just trying to make me look daft!
(shurrup before you say it too ... I know I don't need you to make me look daft I can do that solo!!)

I can 100% assure you that it is my own "snorkle" wink

10 Sep 2004

:taz: Wow!!! It's good to see the GFZ open nice and early biggrin

Just had a 4 hour drive back from Cornwall :cry: and need a drink....who's serving ??

10 Sep 2004

Quote by warwick
ooh I wondered where I left that
come on Clair get your kit off

its off,i just snuck in when you werent looking :lol:
MMmmm warm bubbles on naked skin,lovely!
Please tell me that the jacuzzi is switched on!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

10 Sep 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
MMmmm warm bubbles on naked skin,lovely!
Please tell me that the jacuzzi is switched on!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

I think Warwicks playing with his snorkle again.

10 Sep 2004

Its a lovely view down here lol

and oi easy leave my snorkel outta this redface

snorkel envy is a very unnatractive character flaw you know :shock:

10 Sep 2004

I don't have snorkle envy.
Besides I've had Calista on my snorkle.

10 Sep 2004

OUCH
warwick be careful will you,you could have someones eye out with that snorkel lol

:shock:

10 Sep 2004

Quote by easy
I don't have snorkle envy.
Besides I've had Calista on my snorkle.

Shhhhhh they'll all want to try ........

10 Sep 2004

.......
ok whos nicked my bright orange water wings
i want them back

10 Sep 2004

I thought those doughnuts were chewy redface

10 Sep 2004

Boy or girl......
Do I need a jaccuzi and a message.....Massarge.
To answer my own question, then yes very much.
just a crap week, hope next week is far better.

10 Sep 2004

* Will tiptoes into the GFZ VERY quietly so as not to alarm everyone as he doesn't normally get to show his face until Sunday evening *
Good to be here on a Friday night for a change. Only a fleeting visit as I have to pop out for a while (oooooh, an unfortunate choice of words for this particular place!!) :shock:
However, I will be back later so can someone please save me a LARGE G&T and a bottle or two of red wine.
BTW, just thought I would mention how stunning Clare looks in her new avatar! :twisted:
See you all later wave

Will

10 Sep 2004

WIL!!!!!!!!
Don't go!
I've missed you!

10 Sep 2004

Quote by willxx69
However, I will be back later so can someone please save me a LARGE G&T and a bottle or two of red wine.
BTW, just thought I would mention how stunning Clare looks in her new avatar! :twisted:
See you all later
Will

Your wish is my command Sir (I'm practising being a wench for the mediaval banquet)
Anybody else need serving? wink

Jas
XXX

10 Sep 2004

ohhh yes please Jas!!!!!!! biggrin

Big glass for me............wheres that Jags woman?

10 Sep 2004

Quote by willxx69
BTW, just thought I would mention how stunning Clare looks in her new avatar! :twisted:

Aww thanks kiss

So wheres the Malibu round here then??? dunno

10 Sep 2004

*Steve strides into the GFZ after a fecking,bloody crap week at work*
I'll have a vodka and coke please and someone to relax with!!!!!
(Clare keep the bloody noise down over there,tuh women)

10 Sep 2004

did some one mention malibu
refrains from tweeking warwicks nipples for eating my wings ...good job i brought a spare pair

10 Sep 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Anybody else need serving?

Well, I'll confess I could do with a service but I'll make do with a drink! So, where are the gents in feather boas and silkies, striving to grant every lady's request? This is the Gentleman Fondling Zone isn't it?
Off duty? Oh well, just my luck. Warwick, can I play with your snorkel?
Sappho xxx

10 Sep 2004

Jas I'm still waiting for my drink I requested this afternoon :cry:
If you are going to be the serving wench do some serving over here lol