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17 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
With pleasure Jags.
And you you like some strawberry flan (I think I can scrape a bit off MrsFC for you)?

Oh God YES... yes, yes, yes... strawberry flan scraped off MrsFC would be delightful - hope you've got cream with that but not the stuff in a can!!
Glass of wine again please - chilled and large again!! :shock: :shock:

17 Sep 2004

It's freshly whipped full fat double cream - none of that nambypamby stuff!
I just wish MrsFC would stop wriggling while I get it off! rolleyes

17 Sep 2004

I don't want to share it ......off me will you Alex !!!!!
Jags could you pass over your glass................thats way too much for you this time of day!! :shock:

17 Sep 2004

Quote by MrsFC
I don't want to share it ......off me will you Alex !!!!!
Jags could you pass over your glass................thats way too much for you this time of day!! :shock:

Thanks MrsFC... now all I need is a piece of MrFC to make my evening go with a bang!!
lol

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17 Sep 2004

Jags.....you callled!!!

17 Sep 2004

Quote by MrFC
Jags.....you callled!!!
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/130328.jpg

YEE_FUCKING_HA
Come on baby light my fire.... kiss

17 Sep 2004

Quote by MrFC
Jags.....you callled!!!
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/130328.jpg

I want those white boots!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

17 Sep 2004

Makes a change from the gold ones!!
:shock:

17 Sep 2004

you lot still in here
cool

waves at everyone and sees sgt trying to hide his cheesey whatsits
to late i spotted them

17 Sep 2004

Quote by redstilletto
you lot still in here

waves at everyone and sees sgt trying to hide his cheesey whatsits
to late i spotted them

OIH !!!! I think there's only us two in here now. Fancy a stiff one?? I'll get the drinks in then !! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

17 Sep 2004

Has she gone yet...... confused

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Mrfc scuttles out from his hidey hole...... redface

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Yohooo Jags.......JAGS
I'm safe again :haha: :haha:

17 Sep 2004

OIH !!!! I think there's only us two in here now. Fancy a stiff one?? I'll get the drinks in then !! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
why have one when you can have a few
:twisted:
make mine a big one please

17 Sep 2004

:shock:

Go on then Red.....I'lll get the Jacuzzi......you organise the drinks :lol:

17 Sep 2004

sorry about that i was just chokeing on a cheezy ball
god that sarge is slow at getting us the drinks aint he
ill just go whip the bottle
ooooo dont them bubbles get every were

17 Sep 2004

Is there anyone in here could do with a nice glass of vodka...who wants to join me.

18 Sep 2004

Quote by redstilletto
why have one when you can have a few
:twisted:
make mine a big one please

Now, c'mon, Red - don't be coy will ya?! :twisted:

18 Sep 2004

Who the feck has left all this mess?! There are nuts and cheesy things all over the bleedin' place. Honestly...
AND I've just stood in somebody's misplaced dessert - who left the strawberry flan and the cream out?!
AND it's bloody quiet in here at the moment, although I guess that's what you get for being late (!).
At least I can have the jacuzzi to myself for a change but as it'slate I might just curl up in the corner and save the dip for when I wake up in the morning.

18 Sep 2004

Steps over Gryphon and stares in disbelief at the state of the place !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Right ladies, any volunteers to sort this mess out? Alex, I seem to recall in the good old days how you liked to keep on top of the cleaning in here. Fancy putting your pinny and marigolds on??
Jas, Red, Mrs FC ??? Where is eveyone?? :shock: confused

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18 Sep 2004

Urgle, need sleep, massage (backache, the monster!) and fry up. Not sure in which order.
Might crash and let someone feed the full english through a drip surprised

Venusxxx

18 Sep 2004

So you are volunteering to do the cleaning then Venus???? :shock: confused

:?

18 Sep 2004

There`s an answer to that, but I can`t see the keyboard :crazy:
Venusxxx

18 Sep 2004

I'll take that as a no then !!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

18 Sep 2004

A no, and two slices of bacon please Sarge, since you are feeling sorry for me.
Venusxxx

18 Sep 2004

Self inflicted!!! No sympathy here !! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

18 Sep 2004

Self inflicted? SELF INFLICTED?!
It was that monster I married. He turned into a huge walking erection. surprised

Venusxxx

18 Sep 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Self inflicted? SELF INFLICTED?!
It was that monster I married. He turned into a huge walking erection.
Venusxxx

Are you calling Mars a prick ???? :shock: confused

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18 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Are you calling Mars a prick ???? :shock: :? :? :?

Um, no, cos I want more of the same tonight :twisted:
Venusxxx

18 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Alex, Fancy putting your pinny and marigolds on??

Sarge? Is this some new fetish you have got into?????
I'm begining to get a little concerned about you.

18 Sep 2004

Beginning?!
I have had serious concerns for a long while now surprised

Venusxxx

18 Sep 2004

Bloody hell Alex, you are never 47! :shock:
Looking gooooooooood, girl! biggrin

Venusxxx