GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

17 Sep 2004

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

17 Sep 2004

Woohoo! First in the house!
Where`s my peanut?! :bounce:
Venusxxx

17 Sep 2004

Here you go - you have to catch it in your cleavage though :P
Jas
XXX

17 Sep 2004

Right, first one in gets the beers in.
Oh, hello Venus, you didn't waste any time !!! Mines a lager.
Cheers !!! :cheers:

17 Sep 2004

Well the sun's barely over the yard arm and this place is open....
so I'll have a pint of Badger Champion please. :beer:

17 Sep 2004

Ow!! Who threw that peanut ????? evil

:evil: :evil:

17 Sep 2004

Woah woah woah
Just whose round is this?! :shock:
Venusxxx

17 Sep 2004

thought id pop in for a quick malibu and a pinch of sgt bilkos bum before some of us have to go to work and miss out on all the fun
confused

17 Sep 2004

What peanut :shock: I didn't see any peanut :P
Jas
XXX
chucks another one straight at Sarge and hits him on the nose

17 Sep 2004

Quote by redstilletto
thought id pop in for a quick malibu and a pinch of sgt bilkos bum before some of us have to go to work and miss out on all the fun

If it any consolation, I am at work at 1400 (That's 2 pm WBB !!) :cry: :cry:

17 Sep 2004

White wine & soda for me.
Who's at the bar?

17 Sep 2004

Um..............Sarge!
Yeah Sarge, get them in you tight b*stard! lol

Venusxxx

17 Sep 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
chucks another one straight at Sarge and hits him on the nose

FFS!!! If I hadn't had my M.O.D. Specs on that could have had my eye out !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Goes looking for a squirrel with a grudge !! confused

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17 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
thought id pop in for a quick malibu and a pinch of sgt bilkos bum before some of us have to go to work and miss out on all the fun

If it any consolation, I am at work at 1400 (That's 2 pm WBB !!) :cry: :cry:
me to shall we sob together in our pints
did i mention id like a pint of malibu....and do i see cheezy whatsits in your pocket sarge
rolleyes

17 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
White wine & soda for me.
Who's at the bar?

Venus was first in - she pushed past me as I was opening up. (I think she has a drink problem!!) rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

17 Sep 2004

Quote by redstilletto
and do i see cheezy whatsits in your pocket sarge

Well now you mention it there's something cheesy in here !!! confused

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17 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
thought id pop in for a quick malibu and a pinch of sgt bilkos bum before some of us have to go to work and miss out on all the fun

If it any consolation, I am at work at 1400 (That's 2 pm WBB !!) :cry: :cry:
biggrin

I'm not!!!! - I've finished for the day (otherwise known as Working from Home!)

17 Sep 2004

Quick Cyril................................Leave that one and run

Jas
XXX

17 Sep 2004

Cyril has Sarge's NUTS!!!!!!!!!

17 Sep 2004

PMSL

sudden mood swing........
Where`s me fecking Murphys?! mad

Venusxxx

17 Sep 2004

(In high pitched voice)
Nice one Cyril !!!
Now give me back my nuts!! :shock: :shock: confused

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17 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
(In high pitched voice)
Nice one Cyril !!!
Now give me back my nuts!! :shock: :shock: :? :? :?

Too late - he's buried them!!!!
And just like any squirrel - he hasn't a clue where!!!
Hey - maybe we have an opportunity for a weekend trip out in the countryside.
A 'Treasure (?) Hunt' to find your nuts!!!!

17 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
(In high pitched voice)
Nice one Cyril !!!
Now give me back my nuts!! :shock: :shock: :? :? :?

Too late - he's buried them!!!!
And just like any squirrel - he hasn't a clue where!!!
Hey - maybe we have an opportunity for a weekend trip out in the countryside.
A 'Treasure (?) Hunt' to find your nuts!!!!
Personally (and I don't mean any offence Sarge) but I don't wantto find sarges nuts. Especially not under a small mound of earth. :shock:
lol

:lol: :lol:

17 Sep 2004

I was thinking though easy, in France they use animals to sniff out truffles.
What animal could we get to go after Sarge's nuts? :shock:

17 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
I was thinking though easy, in France they use animals to sniff out truffles.
What animal could we get to go after Sarge's nuts? :shock:

Bloody brave (or bloody stupid) ones. lol

:lol: :lol:

17 Sep 2004

*Clare sneaks through the door,past the nut fight,and straight into the jaccuzzi.*
"MMM,no one will notice me here,3 interviews this morning,shoes that werent made for walking in,nothing better than a soak,Fantastic!"

17 Sep 2004

My God !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............ its Friday already.. sad

My holiday has gone by sooooo quick. :(
Anyone got a spare glass of wine going?
Hi all, Jas ........ peanut fights are dangerous.....tut tut......I prefer food fights myself. lol

:lol: of the soft kind mine you.. :lol: :lol:

17 Sep 2004

....sneaks in a flings a freshly baked strwberry cream flan at MrsFC!!!!!!!.... lol

17 Sep 2004

....drags herself in on hands and knees after a day spent in meetings, meeting and another meeting... fed up, dry, thirsty, need a drink, fancy a fuck and need soothing.....
Glass of wine please - chilled and large!! :P :P

17 Sep 2004

With pleasure Jags.
And you you like some strawberry flan (I think I can scrape a bit off MrsFC for you)?