Quote by zootle
Go for the one in the small ears myself, if I were looking of course....
Nah, the one on the right is much better.
Thank God we not all the same eh, imagine if we were., be Troy all over again...
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Quote by zootle
See, the one on the left is a blond and, really, it's brunettes that do it for me
Mmmmmmmm, brunetes....
Woohoo I'm in with a chance then ???
Quote by zootle
The one on the right has much nicer eyes than the one in the middle.
My middle eye is better than my right eye ... does that count?????
Quote by Calista
See, the one on the left is a blond and, really, it's brunettes that do it for me
Mmmmmmmm, brunetes....
Woohoo I'm in with a chance then ???
Hell yeah! :rascal:
Quote by Calista
The one on the right has much nicer eyes than the one in the middle.
My middle eye is better than my right eye ... does that count?????
Dunno, but it sounds kinky and exciting.
Sex God
At the risk of seeming a bit slow on the uptake, who, or what, is Cyril?
I have been threatened with it, and would like to know whether my current feelings of terror, impending doom, need for a change of underwear etc etc. are justified.
Can we get Watneys Red Barrel in here? I heard it was a classy joint.
I have been threatened with it, and would like to know whether my current feelings of terror, impending doom, need for a change of underwear etc etc. are justified.
Can we get Watneys Red Barrel in here? I heard it was a classy joint.
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
I think I am going to open a nice bottle of red and sit here and perve the banter and keep dropping in when I have not followed anthing anyone has wrote properly. Maybe I will make sense then:lol:
Pardon
: Quote by corriefem
I think I am going to open a nice bottle of red and sit here and perve the banter and keep dropping in when I have not followed anthing anyone has wrote properly. Maybe I will make sense then
If you're makig sense then I'd would suggest that perhaps you haven't drunk enough wine.
I have a story about getting drunk on wine one xmas, sadly it's not really repeatable here (not naughty, per-se, more of an issue of who I was nearly naughty with)...
Sex God
Quote by tallnhairy
Relax sarge there are people to clean these things:
Well the one in the middle looks like she could suck up a peanut from 10 feet away (hopefully :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: )
Quote by Alexandra
Oh God-Easy hasn'tbeen on the curry again has he?
Apparently I'm not a true brit as I cannot, even remotely, stand curry. I've got an indian friend who made me a real curry, couldn't bloody stand it.
Now mexican food..... :lickface:
Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
red runs in looking for the booze
ooooooo i needa stiff................. drink
:twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I've got a sti ..........................
bugger.
Doesn't matter. The bar's a page or two back. :cry: Sex God
I'm not going to say now. :P
:lol: :lol: Congrats on the new godlike status by the way.
(using stiff... :lol: ) 
:thumbup: Sex God
Quote by redstilletto
godlike
wh me
really
oooooooooooooooo :twisted:
Yep. You. If you look at your name over there <<<<<<<< you'll see a large, throbing purple ........ bar (what did you think I was going to say?
). Hover your mouse over said throbbing bar ( :giggle: ), no the pointer on the screen, not the kids pet 
:P and a little box will appear telling you your status.They used to be written under your names, but they were removed just before I got to god-like (still not forgotten or forgiven Mark for that one
:lol: ). Quote by easy
godlike
wh me
really
oooooooooooooooo :twisted:
Hover your mouse over said throbbing bar ( :giggle: ), no the pointer on the screen, not the kids pet
:P and a little box will appear telling you your status.They used to be written under your names, but they were removed just before I got to god-like (still not forgotten or forgiven Mark for that one
:lol: ).Dont work for me now I use Firefox :cry:
Sex God
It's not often I get a chance to come into the GFZ, and when I do it's half way down page 2! Must be a quiet weekend.
Kit and Kat left a little earlier, Sappho is now on her way back up to Shropshire and I have come into the office to get some work done, but have popped into here instead!!
In my defence, I can't sign into SH at home at the moment. The log in screen takes me straight back to the index without logging me in!
:x :x Bloody frustrating, I can tell you.
I have cleared out the cache, turned off auto-complete and still nothing. If anyone has any suggestions, they will be gratefully received.
My withdrawal symptoms eventually got so bad that I just had to pop in and say 'Hi'
Now then - any chance of a glass or two of red? :cheers:
Will
Must be a quiet weekend.Kit and Kat left a little earlier, Sappho is now on her way back up to Shropshire and I have come into the office to get some work done, but have popped into here instead!!
In my defence, I can't sign into SH at home at the moment. The log in screen takes me straight back to the index without logging me in!
:x :x Bloody frustrating, I can tell you.I have cleared out the cache, turned off auto-complete and still nothing.
If anyone has any suggestions, they will be gratefully received.My withdrawal symptoms eventually got so bad that I just had to pop in and say 'Hi'
Now then - any chance of a glass or two of red? :cheers:
Will
Sex God
Thanks Mark, I'll check my privacy settings when I get home.
Quite a few bottles of wine were disposed of last night! I think everyone had a good time. Thanks for your good wishes too, much appreciated!
Will
Quite a few bottles of wine were disposed of last night!
I think everyone had a good time. Thanks for your good wishes too, much appreciated!Will
Sex God
The GFZ is definitely not what it used to be!! wishes he could pour himself another glass of red wine
I have never had the place all to myself before! Is there no-one out there who cares to join me? join me....... join me..........
As the echo dies away in the otherwise empty GFZ Will concludes that there obviously isn't!!!
I have never had the place all to myself before! Is there no-one out there who cares to join me? join me....... join me..........
As the echo dies away in the otherwise empty GFZ Will concludes that there obviously isn't!!!
Quote by willxx69Not by me! :shock: (I mean I didn't help with the wine, not didn't have a good time) -BTW Will, did I mention that after 22 years, your sofa bed inspired Kit and I to experiment and find a new position - I have christened it "the Y like grip", those of you familiar with weapons drill and the present arms position will no doubt be able to picture it.
Thanks Mark, I'll check my privacy settings when I get home.
Quite a few bottles of wine were disposed of last night!
Will
If not, we have pictures. (oh - did I forget to mention we did that as well ? :twisted: )
Kit has taken herself off for an early night, I deserve one too after being awoken by the dawn chorus!
As to Will and Sappho - Sappho is growing a great set of tits, which Will insisted I try out!
ops: And Will is obviously every womans dream because he spent half the night in the kitchen, the other half in the bedroom and would not let anyone else touch the washing up!lhk
Kat
P.S. The bit about the pictures was a joke!
Quote by willxx69
The GFZ is definitely not what it used to be!! wishes he could pour himself another glass of red wine
I have never had the place all to myself before! Is there no-one out there who cares to join me? join me....... join me..........
As the echo dies away in the otherwise empty GFZ Will concludes that there obviously isn't!!!
I'd love to join you Will, but seeing as I'm banged up in the House of Many Windows, it would have to be even more virtual than usual.
So, we could talk about cricket...and wine...and cricket...and babies...and cricket...and literature...and cricket....
