GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

12 Nov 2004

Zootle
I never know what to cook during the week so everything comes out of a packet :shock: but I am going shopping this week and will make an effort to buy some fresh food. Actually enjoyed doing it! Know this may also seem sad but I have a habit of starting cooking get involved with something else and forget about it or forget to put in herbs etc and it tastes of nothing!!!!!!!!!

12 Nov 2004

Quote by corriefem
Hello everyone how are we????
I am still in recovery from actually cooking a meal last night NOT something from a packet something real ops: :shock: :shock: and it was edible :lol: better be careful or I might get asked to do it again.....................................................

But what we want to know is whether your guest is in recovery or ...intensive care!!!!!
wink

12 Nov 2004

I'm not a great cook by any means! But if it's a veggie chilli, chicken curry, or (no giggling) clotted cream fudge you're after, then I'm your man smile

I gave up eating the store bought pre made stuff a few years back after I vowed to cut down on eating all the bollox chemicals that goes into food these days.
I certainly can't be arsed to cook when I get home from work, but that's why I cook stuff up in batches and freeze it :)
OK, I think that's about as sad as I can sound for one day, I'm off to download some porn...

12 Nov 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Hello everyone how are we????
I am still in recovery from actually cooking a meal last night NOT something from a packet something real ops: :shock: :shock: and it was edible :lol: better be careful or I might get asked to do it again.....................................................

But what we want to know is whether your guest is in recovery or ...intensive care!!!!!
wink

hahahahaha you need a slap for that....................but I will wait till I know the results of the autopsy lolxx

12 Nov 2004

Wanders into the GFZ with gentle grin and dazed look of someone who did 800 miles in 2 days this week and is sick of the inside of his car...
God I need a BEER!!! Anything good going from the bar?

12 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Wanders into the GFZ with gentle grin and dazed look of someone who did 800 miles in 2 days this week and is sick of the inside of his car...
God I need a BEER!!! Anything good going from the bar?

................... contemplates walking away from the bar and seeing if tnh follows .
Nope .. can't do it ... I'm not good ;) heheheheheh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

12 Nov 2004

....contemplates following Calista..... :twisted:

12 Nov 2004

Can one of the charming hostesses......

Mr. T 'n' H?

12 Nov 2004

FFS ................. mutiny ... easy's bringing Girls (of all things) into the GFZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 Nov 2004

Well if the one with the little white ears could sort me a pint of Bitter and whatever Calista is having.... The others can make use of their ears to dust those lampshades.... hehe

12 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Well if the one with the little white ears could sort me a pint of Bitter and whatever Calista is having.... The others can make use of their ears to dust those lampshades.... hehe

Ooooh such a gentleman ... a rare breed ;)
A large Oxford Landing please barman .............

12 Nov 2004

Ahhh nice and quiet in here....
*slips into jacuzzi with a beer and settles down for a nice, bubbly, unstressed, grief-free soak*
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

12 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
Ahhh nice and quiet in here....
*slips into jacuzzi with a beer and settles down for a nice, bubbly, unstressed, grief-free soak*
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Sarge ... Sarge ... Sarge !!!!!!
Apart from bringing girls into the GFZ .... easy's put bubbles in the jacuzzi !!!!!!!!
bolt

12 Nov 2004

Slides in next to Easy

Ahhh nice and quiet in here....
*slips into jacuzzi with a beer and settles down for a nice, bubbly, unstressed, grief-free soak*

Hah thats what you think, I've got peanuts and Cyril and I'm not afraid to use them :twisted:
Jas
XXX

12 Nov 2004

Ahh but with my advanced martial art training I can intercept incoming peanuts, and using their own force, blending in one fluid movement return them in a Cyril direction at high speed...
Ok I admit it, I'm mad...

12 Nov 2004

Sorry guys. I'm determined that no-one's going to wind me up tonight.
wink

:smug:

12 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
Sorry guys. I'm determined that no-one's going to wind me up tonight.
:smug:

Ooo a challenge :twisted:

12 Nov 2004

You wait until I've scored three direct hits on your nose with my peanuts lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

12 Nov 2004

Quote by easy
Sorry guys. I'm determined that no-one's going to wind me up tonight.
:smug:

Jas ...
You hold him I'll tickle him
bound to get some reaction ;) even if it's a smackbottom

12 Nov 2004

Sarge walks into the GFZ desperate for another beer.
Crunch!! crunch!! crunch!!
FFS!! Peanuts again. rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
JAS !!! mad

:x :x :x

12 Nov 2004

Relax sarge there are people to clean these things:

12 Nov 2004

Sarge I can see mushrooms mixed in with those peanuts :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

12 Nov 2004

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Girls!!!! In the Girl Free Zone ??? Oh My Giddy Aunt :doh: :doh: :doh:

12 Nov 2004

Corrie!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: You are a bad, bad girl !! wink

12 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Girls!!!! In the Girl Free Zone ??? Oh My Giddy Aunt :doh: :doh: :doh:

one of them is your Giddy Aunt???
Quick tell which one ....... because I really really fancy one of them :shock: :twisted:

12 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Corrie!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: You are a bad, bad girl !!

I know and I am loving it :wink:

12 Nov 2004

Go for the one in the small ears myself, if I were looking of course....

12 Nov 2004

What tall and hairy do I need to read this thread hahahahahaha

12 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Go for the one in the small ears myself, if I were looking of course....

Nah, the one on the right is much better.

12 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
Go for the one in the small ears myself, if I were looking of course....

Nah, the one on the right is much better.
I'm still waiting for the Sarge to tell me which his Giddy Aunt is ;)