GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

14 Nov 2004

Quote by willxx69
The GFZ is definitely not what it used to be!! wishes he could pour himself another glass of red wine
I have never had the place all to myself before! Is there no-one out there who cares to join me? join me....... join me..........
As the echo dies away in the otherwise empty GFZ Will concludes that there obviously isn't!!!

*can hear the echo from here*
WILL and KATE both at the same time - this Jags every dream brought together in one neat (but flawed) package! Kate, you promised me a good time and what do I get???? Nowt, zilch and nothing....

14 Nov 2004

At last!!! Some company! rolleyes

Great to see you. I was wondering where you had got to and was starting to worry that I had poisoned you!
You and Kit had sex on my sofabed? :shock: Cool! cool

If you were joking about the pics - that's a damn shame!
Oh, and just so everyone else is aware, you two did plenty of washing up. In fact too much evil

This is quite like old times - me in here when I am supposed to be working. I'll be in trouble when Sappho finds out (with any luck!! :twisted: :twisted smile

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Now then, pass the red and one of those nice extra large glasses!! :happy:
Will
:cheers:

14 Nov 2004

Oh blimey!! I am replying to KitKat's post and then Agricola and Jags both come in and by the time I click on 'submit' the post makes no bloody sense at all!
Typical rolleyes

Oh well, at least we have got some of the old crowd back in here now.
Agricola old chap, very happy to talk about cricket, babies and literature - in any order you like.
Will

14 Nov 2004

Will I would love to join you for a hot toddy, having just been out not wearing much to recover my bits for a comic pic for blue. Brrr..... Things we do for the forum... :huh:

14 Nov 2004

You and Kit had sex on my sofabed? :shock: Cool! If you were joking about the pics - that's a damn shame!

I know - I am kicking myself for not thinking about it before!

Oh, and just so everyone else is aware, you two did plenty of washing up. In fact too much

We had to do something to drown out the noise you two were making! :shock:

This is quite like old times - me in here when I am supposed to be working. I'll be in trouble when Sappho finds out (with any luck!! :twisted: :twisted.

She wont - Girlies are not allowed in here, remember.

Quote by Jags
Kate, you promised me a good time and what do I get???? Nowt, zilch and nothing....

Was I that crap? :cry: :cry: :cry: - I did wonder if you were enjoying yourself when you said "Have you started yet?" - just after I had finished :cry: :cry:
I'm sorry, I've been under a lot of stress lately. redface

OK - I'll try again - you go upstairs and get on the pool table, I'll be up as soon as we have finished this bottle of wine off. - and leave those pool cues alone this time! wink

lhk

14 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Will I would love to join you for a hot toddy, having just been out not wearing much to recover my bits for a comic pic for blue. Brrr..... Things we do for the forum... :huh:

:shock: How did you manange to leave your bits outside in the first place? :shock:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
Will I would love to join you for a hot toddy, having just been out not wearing much to recover my bits for a comic pic for blue. Brrr..... Things we do for the forum... :huh:

:shock: How did you manange to leave your bits outside in the first place? :shock:
Ahh bits, weapons in this case...

14 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Will I would love to join you for a hot toddy, having just been out not wearing much to recover my bits for a comic pic for blue. Brrr..... Things we do for the forum... :huh:

:shock: How did you manange to leave your bits outside in the first place? :shock:
Ahh bits, weapons in this case... Phew - leaving any other bits outside in this weather WOULD have been beyond the call of duty! confused

14 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
Oh, and just so everyone else is aware, you two did plenty of washing up. In fact too much

We had to do something to drown out the noise you two were making! :shock:
Ooops! redface

ops: I am afraid we don't do quiet! Well I do but............. well you know now! :oops:
I have only been in this house 5 months. The neighbours on one side have already changed and now the house on the other side is up for sale! Can't imagine why dunno

BTW, it took us about 28 seconds to get back upstairs after we waved you off this morning! :twisted: :twisted:......................and we didn't come back down for another two and a half hours. :twisted: I am going to be in SOOOO much trouble when she knows I have told you that! rotflmao

Will
PS Sappho is very put out that you only tested one of her nipples. She wants to know what was wrong with the other one! rolleyes

Girlies, huh? They'll take offence when you never thought it possible!

14 Nov 2004

BTW, it took us about 28 seconds to get back upstairs after we waved you off this morning! :twisted: :twisted:......................and we didn't come back down for another two and a half hours. :twisted: I am going to be in SOOOO much trouble when she knows I have told you that!

Will, you don't think we left early because we were in a hurry to get back do you? wink

Sappho is very put out that you only tested one of her nipples. She wants to know what was wrong with the other one! Girlies, huh? They'll take offence when you never thought it possible

One was enough :shock: I was a bit worried that it would be like firing a nuclear weapon - press one button, and you were OK, press both together and all hell breaks loose!
lhk

14 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
Sappho is very put out that you only tested one of her nipples. She wants to know what was wrong with the other one! Girlies, huh? They'll take offence when you never thought it possible

One was enough :shock: I was a bit worried that it would be like firing a nuclear weapon - press one button, and you were OK, press both together and all hell breaks loose!
lhkOooh! You have tried it before then! Take it from me, press them both at once and all hell certainly does break loose! :happy:
Will

14 Nov 2004

Right - just got back from shagging Jags on the pool table - and I must have been fan-fucking-tastic because she never spoke once, and was too excited even to open her eyes! - That is one highland
(pauses to choose between a: cow that won't be horny for a while b: wench well and truly served and c: fling that she won't forget for a while - bottles it and goes for)
fling that she won't foget for a while :twisted:
Off to bed now.
lhk
Kat

14 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
Right - just got back from shagging Jags on the pool table - and I must have been fan-fucking-tastic because she never spoke once, and was too excited even to open her eyes!
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lhk
Kat

Its lucky she didnt wake up then biggrin

14 Nov 2004

Quote by steve-shireen
Right - just got back from shagging Jags on the pool table - and I must have been fan-fucking-tastic because she never spoke once, and was too excited even to open her eyes!
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lhk
Kat

Its lucky she didnt wake up then biggrin

:shock: Nah - she was really loving it - she was breathing really deeply and making this snorty sound in her throat that all women make during sex.
Well, all the women I know! wink

14 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
Right - just got back from shagging Jags on the pool table - and I must have been fan-fucking-tastic because she never spoke once, and was too excited even to open her eyes!
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lhk
Kat

Its lucky she didnt wake up then biggrin

:shock: Nah - she was really loving it - she was breathing really deeply and making this snorty sound in her throat that all women make during sex.
Well, all the women I know! wink

Shireen does that...........
Its called snoring

14 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
Right - just got back from shagging Jags on the pool table - and I must have been fan-fucking-tastic because she never spoke once, and was too excited even to open her eyes!
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lhk
Kat

Its lucky she didnt wake up then biggrin

:shock: Nah - she was really loving it - she was breathing really deeply and making this snorty sound in her throat that all women make during sex.
Well, all the women I know! wink

So she was gagging then?? :shock: :shock: confused

:? :?

:lol:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
:shock: Nah - she was really loving it - she was breathing really deeply and making this snorty sound in her throat that all women make during sex.
Well, all the women I know!

Well you were pretty bloody quiet about it last night. You didn't wake us - not sure about Kit. rotflmao

15 Nov 2004

Thats asthma mate , do you have bad damp at your place ??

15 Nov 2004

:smug: Mock all you want yout doubting thomases, but if Jags disagreed with a single word I was saying, she would be down here now, ripping my tadger off and beating me to death with the soggy end!
But no, clearly she is upstairs, draped across the pool table, bathed in the luxurious after glow of what can only be described as THE BEST EVER! cool

(which is a bit annoying really, because I fancy a game of pool)
ner ner ner ner ner. :P
(that really does not work on here does it)
lhk

15 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
:smug: Mock all you want yout doubting thomases, but if Jags disagreed with a single word I was saying, she would be down here now, ripping my tadger off and beating me to death with the soggy end!
But no, clearly she is upstairs, draped across the pool table, bathed in the luxurious after glow of what can only be described as THE BEST EVER! (which is a bit annoying really, because I fancy a game of pool)
ner ner ner ner ner. :P
(that really does not work on here does it)
lhk

You are quite right mate. Where IS Jags? I DEMAND that she gets up and pours me a drink! I am DETERMINED to put her in her place this time!
Will
I can be bloody brave when she's nowhere to be seen! I haven't forgotten that she bites! :shock: (in the nicest possible way!)

15 Nov 2004

BTW - tradition dicates that upon reaching such milestones in your maturity - you should go back and Visit your Roots

15 Nov 2004

OMG!!! I can't believe you found that! redface

ops:
Strange to think that is how I started here. Once I found the Cafe though, I never looked back!
Thanks for embarrassing me! You can always relay on your friends at times like this lol

Will

15 Nov 2004

Good to see all the replies you received to Will!! :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:

15 Nov 2004

You ain't seen me right? I'm only here to gloat to the Sarge, cos I've just been in the chatroom :smug: As you were, I'm off to bed :sleeping:

15 Nov 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
You ain't seen me right? I'm only here to gloat to the Sarge, cos I've just been in the chatroom :smug: As you were, I'm off to bed :sleeping:

:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:

15 Nov 2004

Now, now Sarge. Calm down! Honestly, don't some people get worked up? rolleyes

Will

15 Nov 2004

Quote by KitKat
:smug: Mock all you want yout doubting thomases, but if Jags disagreed with a single word I was saying, she would be down here now, ripping my tadger off and beating me to death with the soggy end!
But no, clearly she is upstairs, draped across the pool table, bathed in the luxurious after glow of what can only be described as THE BEST EVER! (which is a bit annoying really, because I fancy a game of pool)
ner ner ner ner ner. :P
(that really does not work on here does it)
lhk

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Didn't feel a thing Kate - was that YOU??? thought it was my rabbit running on low batteries. 'Could do better' ! :happy: :happy: