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Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
God I need a beer!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cheers:
Unknown User
WoooHooo
First in!!!
And for this weekend can we make this the
GRUMBLING FREE ZONE please?
Unknown User
Hiya Sarge - fancy a Kronenbourg?????
Let's me and you go for a dip in the Jacuzzi while we have it to ourselves!!!!!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Right Alex - Get your kit off!! Now don't go steaming my specs up will ya?? confused :? :?
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Alex - Get your kit off!! Now don't go steaming my specs up will ya?? confused :? :?

Your on!!!!!
Now get yours off!!!!!
I'd take your glasses off too - I look better then (or at least until you have your beer goggles on anyway!)
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
WoooHooo
First in!!!
And for this weekend can we make this the
GRUMBLING FREE ZONE please?

Sorry Alex.
Sarge I wanted to open the GFZ, I'm the only one who hasn't opened it yet and today was my big chance :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I went to look for it and then it was here. You utter bastard mad
Now give me a drink to be grumpy with. confused :?
Jas
XXX
Unknown User
lol Jas - THAT type of grumbling is fine!!!!!!!!!
Here - I ony have chilled beers at the mo!
The wine is on ice for later!
Alex x
celticq
Sex God
Sarge you are such a meanie. I think you should lock up and let Jas open up instead! Also I am too busy this afternoon to stop for a drinkie and jacuzzi anyway.
Jas_Tim
Sex God
That'll do just fine, thanks Alex passionkiss
Where's that bloody squirrel got to, and where are the throwing peanuts? :shock:
That Sarge is going to get some today :P :P
Jas
XXX
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Sarge I wanted to open the GFZ, I'm the only one who hasn't opened it yet and today was my big chance :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I went to look for it and then it was here. You utter bastard mad
Now give me a drink to be grumpy with. confused :?
Jas
XXX

Jas, you should have said. :? :?
Right, everybody out!!
Alex, get your kit on!! (Never thought I would say that!!)
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Right Jas - Open up!!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
And hurry up, because Alex is shivvering in that towel outside!! confused :? :? :? wink
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Well it's not quite the same but I suppose it'll do. sad
Thank you for letting me open the GFZ Sarge kiss (I still think you only did it because you where frightened of cyril)
Jas
XXX
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Right where were we?? confused
Towel off Alex !! sillyhwoar: :phwoar:
Okay, who threw that peanut???? mad :x :x :x
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Jas - Open up!!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
And hurry up, because Alex is shivvering in that towel outside!! confused :? :? :? wink

What towel???????
You never said we had towels!!!!
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!
These flippin peanuts are hard on the feet!
Now Sarge - get yourself in that jacuzzi matey!!!!!!!
we have unfinished (well more unstarted actually) business!!!! :wink:
Unknown User
Dear me!!!!
Do I need to change my deodorant???
I seem to have cleared the GFZ!!!! rolleyes
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
These flippin peanuts are hard on the feet!

Do peanuts have feet?? confused :? :?
Unknown User
wave back at ya, Easy!!!
Now - this is more like it!!!!!!
Easy - fancy a bite in the jacuzzi???
bite to eat that was! rolleyes
zootle
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Dear me!!!!
Do I need to change my deodorant???
I seem to have cleared the GFZ!!!! rolleyes

No, we're just in awe of you and are too scared to come near you, we're not worthy!
Unknown User
Quote by zootle
Dear me!!!!
Do I need to change my deodorant???
I seem to have cleared the GFZ!!!! rolleyes

No, we're just in awe of you and are too scared to come near you, we're not worthy!
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
OMG - If you only realised - I am very probably one of the most approachable people on here!
Unknown User
Any kids in here?
No - good - I just had the strangest conversation in the car with a 5 year old (somewhat abbreviated here):
Child: Where is your big girl?
Kat: In london
Child - :shock: (whispering in that 5 year old monster under the bed voice) There is a bad man lives in London.
Kat: ooo - who told you that? (overheard the news perhaps?)
Child - My teacher.
Kat: When did she tell you that?
Child: When we were drawing fireworks.
Kat (penny drops): Is the bad mans name Guy Fawkes?
Child: :shock: How did you know that?
Kat: Do you know what London is?
Child: That's where the bad men are.
Go back to line 3........ lol :lol:
Action taken: Report conversation to Mum and leave her to sort! :lol:
lhk
Unknown User
Quote by KitKat
Any kids in here?
No - good - I just had the strangest conversation in the car with a 5 year old (somewhat abbreviated here):
Child: Where is your big girl?
Kat: In london
Child - :shock: (whispering in that 5 year old monster under the bed voice) There is a bad man lives in London.
Kat: ooo - who told you that? (overheard the news perhaps?)
Child - My teacher.
Kat: When did she tell you that?
Child: When we were drawing fireworks.
Kat (penny drops): Is the bad mans name Guy Fawkes?
Child: :shock: How did you know that?
Kat: Do you know what London is?
Child: That's where the bad men are.
Go back to line 3........ lol :lol:
Action taken: Report conversation to Mum and leave her to sort! :lol:
lhk

The logic of children
You can't argue with it can you?
zootle
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
OMG - If you only realised - I am very probably one of the most approachable people on here!

Perhaps I should come and visit so I can test this amazing claim!
Unknown User
Quote by Alexandra
The logic of children
You can't argue with it can you?
lol Who would want to? At that age - they make it all so simple! cool
lhk
easy
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
wave back at ya, Easy!!!
Now - this is more like it!!!!!!
Easy - fancy a bite in the jacuzzi???
bite to eat that was! rolleyes

:roll: sad :( :( :( tease.
Go on then. What have we got in the fridge today?
Quote by KitKat
Action taken: Report conversation to Mum and leave her to sort! lol
lhk

Excellent work that man. :thumbup:
I knew there was more than one reason why I kept Countess about. wink :lol: :lol: :uhoh: bolt
JonJon
Orgasminator
Quote by Alexandra
The logic of children
You can't argue with it can you?

I caught my neighbour's four year old playing on the front lawn. No problem, except that it's covered in mushrooms.
'Hello ###, what are you doing ?'
"Just playing"
'OK, but don't touch the mushrooms, some of them are poisonous'
"I know, but the big ones are alright'
'Yes, the big ones you get from Sainsbury's are nice to eat, but not the ones in the lawn'
"Yes, that's right smile"
several minutes later comes a knock on the door. I open it, to be met by a very confused and slightly worried looking little girl -
'What about the ones from Tesco ?'
Unknown User
Excellent work that man. :thumbup:
I knew there was more than one reason why I kept Countess about. wink lol :lol: :uhoh: bolt
Absolutly - it is sooo important to acknowledge the important and valued contributions that women are able make other than their basic cooking, cleaning and bedroom functions.
lhk
Unknown User
Hello everyone how are we????
I am still in recovery from actually cooking a meal last night NOT something from a packet something real redface surprisedops: :shock: :shock: and it was edible lol :lol: better be careful or I might get asked to do it again.....................................................
zootle
Sex God
Blimey, I can't remember the last time I ate a shop bought ready meal!
I'm one of those sad, lonely, single guys that cooks up batches of stuff and freezes it smile
Gotta make a fresh batch of veggie chilli this weekend.
Mmmmmmm, chilli....