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Pimms O'Clock indeed! :beer:
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Sex God
I've only just noticed the way the cheeks on this emoticon get redder once the drink is finished!
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That is soooooooooooo what happens to me!! :giggle:
:beer:
That is soooooooooooo what happens to me!! :giggle:
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Quote by noladreams30
Good timing, scones are just cooling as we speak!
Butter, jam, cream?
Yay... afternoon tea is lush!
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Hot scone fer me please. Nola, if they've cooled too much can you warm mine up again please?
Just walloped a bottle of Rosé in the garden with Angelica - although I was eyeing the Pimms in the fridge. Happy day spent with good people!
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Warming one up as we speak lovely man :rose:
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Quote by westerross
Just walloped a bottle of Rosé in the garden with Angelica - although I was eyeing the Pimms in the fridge. Happy day spent with good people!
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And what a fantastic day for it! Middle of OCT and out in the garden, almost alien init
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Quote by noladreams30
Warming one up as we speak lovely man :rose:
Where? :inlove:
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Quote by helnheaven
Just walloped a bottle of Rosé in the garden with Angelica - although I was eyeing the Pimms in the fridge. Happy day spent with good people!
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And what a fantastic day for it! Middle of OCT and out in the garden, almost alien init
You can eye the Pimms up in my fridge anyday!
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Warming one up as we speak lovely man :rose:
Where? :inlove:
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Shhh... we're in polite-ish company, so I'll say the oven but really I've got it warming up between my breasticles... that ok?
hwoar: Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Warming one up as we speak lovely man :rose:
Where? :inlove:
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Shhh... we're in polite-ish company, so I'll say the oven but really I've got it warming up between my breasticles... that ok?
hwoar:Where's the :fainted: emoticon?
Am I allowed to open up the 'oven' every so often to see how it's doing?
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Open away sir... :rascal:
Quote by noladreams30
Warming one up as we speak lovely man :rose:
Where? :inlove:
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Shhh... we're in polite-ish company, so I'll say the oven but really I've got it warming up between my breasticles... that ok?
hwoar:Wow, with that cooking technique I wonder which one of the resident reprobates is going to ask you to cook their sausage?
Sex God
Warming technique Sixfoot, warming... not even mine are big enough to generate that much heat!!
Although, with the addition of some friction... :rascal:
Although, with the addition of some friction... :rascal:
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Quote by noladreams30
Open away sir... :rascal:
Ooops - I think I let all the heat out! (it was the steam coming out of me ears)
My, what lovely moist scones you have m'dear. :twisted:
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Anyone for tea time karaoke? :karaoke:
I'll have a pint of water :shock: while i look at the song list :notes:
I'll have a pint of water :shock: while i look at the song list :notes:
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Quote by TanKinky
Anyone for tea time karaoke? :karaoke:
I'll have a pint of water :shock: while i look at the song list :notes:
It looks like water. I think you misspelt snog list!
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Quote by westerross
Anyone for tea time karaoke? :karaoke:
I'll have a pint of water :shock: while i look at the song list :notes:
It looks like water. I think you misspelt snog list!
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Nah snog list is for after drinkies
im not brave enough yet :lol: Quote by TanKinky
Anyone for tea time karaoke? :karaoke:
I'll have a pint of water :shock: while i look at the song list :notes:
It looks like water. I think you misspelt snog list!
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Nah snog list is for after drinkies
im not brave enough yet :lol:Don't you need something a little stiffer than water then? :rascal:
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Right I am declaring:-
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Quote by Sarah
Right I am declaring:-
Tune is bar man
Nola is sexy waitress
Me dinner'll be on the table in a mo' but if any of ya girlies want a quick cocktail just coo in my direction.
Nola - c'mere and let's straighten out yer tray :twisted:
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oooh, reporting for duty!
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Sarah - what's yours?
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Can we do full on novelty happy hour?
You know... atrociously decorated bar, umbrellas and sparkly thingies in all the drinks and maybe a limbo pole for the adventurous?!
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You know... atrociously decorated bar, umbrellas and sparkly thingies in all the drinks and maybe a limbo pole for the adventurous?!
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Quote by Sixfootsix
oooh, reporting for duty!
I've been slaving away in the kitchen for a couple of hours to help out....
...so everybody, tuck in and enjoy the twiglets and cheese n' pineapple on sticks!
Right - well c'mon out front. I'm sure Nola will soon be seeing to your every need. Once she gets her tray straight.
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Well straighten it up for me then Chooney chum... I've a young man's "needs" to see to out front apparently... :rascal: *aaahhh, the perks of the job!*
I've a young man's "needs" to see to out front apparently... :rascal: *aaahhh, the perks of the job!* Quote by noladreams30
Can we do full on novelty happy hour?
You know... atrociously decorated bar, umbrellas and sparkly thingies in all the drinks and maybe a limbo pole for the adventurous?!
:happy:
Sure. Tonight I'm Juan, the spanish barman - got my bright flowery shirt on too.
Limbo pole...humn...vertical and we're talking! lol
Sex God
Quote by Sixfootsix
Can we do full on novelty happy hour?
You know... atrociously decorated bar, umbrellas and sparkly thingies in all the drinks and maybe a limbo pole for the adventurous?!
:happy:
Sure. Tonight I'm Juan, the spanish barman - got my bright flowery shirt on too.
Limbo pole...humn...vertical and we're talking! lol
OK folks - he's on the staff - now we're cooking. The girlies'll be rolling in.
Where's Sarah gone? I'm sure she'd like a large one.
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