GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone!! (Keep out you Girlies!)

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
But what? Who? How? Where?
I pop inside this manicured den of blokeyness, expecting to hear talk of gammit ridges, MG Spitfires and farting, and yet the entire place is populated by nubile young women and a chap clad in Thomas the Tank Engine underwear attire that verges of the very boundaries of decency...
How do you do it Sarge? Please don't say a bottle of night nurse and flagrant bribery as I've tried both and they don't work...
Note to self... Must buy some Thomas undies at the earliest available opportunity...

Well this place won't clean itself Res!! Now, do you want a beer while we watch the ladies cleaning?? :cheers:

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
wonders where sarge has hidden the key to the choccie cupboard

In his Special Place Voddy!! confused

:?
Not that place :scared:
Yep - down under!! :? :?
Will Voddy take the risk?? lol

damm right i will
goes a hunting for sarge
spots tankinky in a corner oooooooooooooooerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr covers eyes fast
Your a braver woman than I am - I've heard about down under!! :? :lol: :lol:

20 Feb 2009

Quote by morkandmindy
Oh i can clean up gents

I'm thinking you are rude Sarge, ignoring this nice ladies offer to clean up for you!! wink

Did i get that right Mindy, you want to mop the gents loos out??? :wink:

20 Feb 2009

Indeed, I shall have a pint of nothing but the best SH has to offer, the fine tipple 'Olde Gussety Dribbling's'. I trust there's plenty of it available on a Friday night in here?
Anais is making a wonderful job of cleaning that Jacuzzi bent right over in that short skirt, it looks so wet, soft, yielding and inviting. I may have to throw my clothes off and get in there...
Oh and since the missus is with me, I'll have half a lager too, once she's finished stocking up on nuts behind the bar of course.

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Lucyandmike7
Oh i can clean up gents

I'm thinking you are rude Sarge, ignoring this nice ladies offer to clean up for you!! wink

Did i get that right Mindy, you want to mop the gents loos out??? :wink:
:wink:

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
Indeed, I shall have a pint of nothing but the best SH has to offer, the fine tipple 'Olde Gussety Dribbling's'. I trust there's plenty of it available on a Friday night in here?
Anais is making a wonderful job of cleaning that Jacuzzi bent right over in that short skirt, it looks so wet, soft, yielding and inviting. I may have to throw my clothes off and get in there...
Oh and since the missus is with me, I'll have half a lager too, once she's finished stocking up on nuts behind the bar of course.

Now then Res...are you sure your good lady is with you?
Or are you really a single guy pretending to be a couple?? wink

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
Anais is making a wonderful job of cleaning that Jacuzzi bent right over in that short skirt, it looks so wet, soft, yielding and inviting. I may have to throw my clothes off and get in there...

Must remember not to go commando in future!! Bluddy pervs in ere! confused

:? :?

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Lucyandmike7
Indeed, I shall have a pint of nothing but the best SH has to offer, the fine tipple 'Olde Gussety Dribbling's'. I trust there's plenty of it available on a Friday night in here?
Anais is making a wonderful job of cleaning that Jacuzzi bent right over in that short skirt, it looks so wet, soft, yielding and inviting. I may have to throw my clothes off and get in there...
Oh and since the missus is with me, I'll have half a lager too, once she's finished stocking up on nuts behind the bar of course.

Now then Res...are you sure your good lady is with you?
Or are you really a single guy pretending to be a couple?? wink

Would I be this miserable if I was single?
I'm very impressed with the interior decor Sarge... Not many pubs I know have a Glory hole in the corner and a set of stocks instead of a pool table... As for the bar in the Jacuzzi, that is a work of Genius, though it is a brave soul who tried the "lime and lemonade" last thing on a Friday night.

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
oi which cheeky devil just pinched me bum

:whistling: :whistling:

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
Indeed, I shall have a pint of nothing but the best SH has to offer, the fine tipple 'Olde Gussety Dribbling's'. I trust there's plenty of it available on a Friday night in here?
Anais is making a wonderful job of cleaning that Jacuzzi bent right over in that short skirt, it looks so wet, soft, yielding and inviting. I may have to throw my clothes off and get in there...
Oh and since the missus is with me, I'll have half a lager too, once she's finished stocking up on nuts behind the bar of course.

Now then Res...are you sure your good lady is with you?
Or are you really a single guy pretending to be a couple?? wink

Would I be this miserable if I was single?
I'm very impressed with the interior decor Sarge... Not many pubs I know have a Glory hole in the corner and a set of stocks instead of a pool table... As for the bar in the Jacuzzi, that is a work of Genius, though it is a brave soul who tried the "lime and lemonade" last thing on a Friday night.
Whats a glory hole please???

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
oi which cheeky devil just pinched me bum

I have no wish to point the finger in blame at anyone of course.
But it was Anais. Or Tankinky.
I grabbed your boobs afterwards... but at least I'm honest!

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Lucyandmike7
Indeed, I shall have a pint of nothing but the best SH has to offer, the fine tipple 'Olde Gussety Dribbling's'. I trust there's plenty of it available on a Friday night in here?
Anais is making a wonderful job of cleaning that Jacuzzi bent right over in that short skirt, it looks so wet, soft, yielding and inviting. I may have to throw my clothes off and get in there...
Oh and since the missus is with me, I'll have half a lager too, once she's finished stocking up on nuts behind the bar of course.

Now then Res...are you sure your good lady is with you?
Or are you really a single guy pretending to be a couple?? wink

Would I be this miserable if I was single?
I'm very impressed with the interior decor Sarge... Not many pubs I know have a Glory hole in the corner and a set of stocks instead of a pool table... As for the bar in the Jacuzzi, that is a work of Genius, though it is a brave soul who tried the "lime and lemonade" last thing on a Friday night.
Whats a glory hole please???
Show her Res!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

20 Feb 2009

think it where u keep the coal skuttle

20 Feb 2009

Go on tell me.......stop messing!!!

20 Feb 2009

Quote by morkandmindy
think it where u keep the coal skuttle

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

20 Feb 2009

Glory Hole? Come with me...Oh! Hang on... My mistake... Sorry... Somebody's just been drilling holes in the wood so they can see into the ladies...
Bloody pervert woodpeckers... They get everywhere these days!
Don't worry though, I'm sure I can take out my trusty tool and give them a filling to everyone's satisfaction.

20 Feb 2009

Quote by morkandmindy
think it where u keep the coal skuttle

Ok, ok so I'm tame!!! lol

Tell me, I have not learnt a new thing today....yet!

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
oi which cheeky devil just pinched me bum

I have no wish to point the finger in blame at anyone of course.
But it was Anais. Or Tankinky.
I grabbed your boobs afterwards... but at least I'm honest!
rolleyes

Get yer facts right mister!! I wouldn't have just pinched her bottom wink

Must of been Anais :giggle:

20 Feb 2009

Not one to tell tales , but............
Sarge.....Res says youve got a massive one, that right??? wink

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Lucyandmike7
Go on tell me.......stop messing!!!

:giggle:

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Lucyandmike7
Sarge.....Res says youve got a massive one, that right???

You leave my nose out of this!!! confused

:? :? :?

20 Feb 2009

Quote by TanKinky
Go on tell me.......stop messing!!!

:giggle:
A hole, in a toilet, with tape round it, whats that for??

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Lucyandmike7
Go on tell me.......stop messing!!!

Erm... ok... How can I do this subtly without lowering the tone of what has been an eminently sensible and smut free thread so far...
Imagine a phone box. then take the phone out. Make it wooden, usually black with holes drilled into the sides of it... A lady (or enthusiastic male) gets into the box and a variety of other chaps take turns at... erm...
W
ell... let's just say they find a use for the hole. Upon the use of which, the person in the box...erm... makes them feel all nice. By... telling them a story. Orally usually.
The chap outside the box usually shows his appreciation by leaving a small deposit and then someone else comes in for a...err...story...
And so the long night passes...
Or it can be where you keep the coal scuttle. Which is eminently a more sensible suggestion, if not entirely accurate. But since it gets me out of this pickle, I'll go along with it...
If you ever want showing in detail one time, Sarge I believe has bored more holes in wood than most in his time and can furnish you with more details...

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Lucyandmike7
Go on tell me.......stop messing!!!

:giggle:
A hole, in a toilet, with tape round it, whats that for??
:doh:

A glory hole (also spelled gloryhole and glory-hole)is a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for people to engage in sexual activity or observe the person in the next cubicle while one or both parties masturbate. The partition maintains anonymity. Body parts including fingers, tongue, and penis for anonymous oral, vaginal and/or anal intercourse. Erotic literature and pornographic films have been devoted to the sexual uses of glory holes.

20 Feb 2009

Quote by TanKinky
oi which cheeky devil just pinched me bum

I have no wish to point the finger in blame at anyone of course.
But it was Anais. Or Tankinky.
I grabbed your boobs afterwards... but at least I'm honest!
rolleyes

Get yer facts right mister!! I wouldn't have just pinched her bottom wink

Must of been Anais :giggle:
Oi, I saw that Madam :lol2:
Okay I did - sorry Voddy redface

ops:
An a very nice bottom is is tooooooo :wink:
Whose next? :angel:

20 Feb 2009

I did forget to mention the tape... splinters otherwise could be problematical.
:shock: :shock:

20 Feb 2009

I knew really!!!!
Just messing!!
I only found out a month ago though!!!!
Not first hand, I must add! rotflmao

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
carrys on hunting for that nawty sarge
looks like we will have to keep a eye on that frisky res as well girls

Think he's hiding in the Jacuzzi - no idea what hes doin down there but he does seem to be attracted to most things down under! lol

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Sarge.....Res says youve got a massive one, that right???

You leave my nose out of this!!! confused

:? :? :?
not just his nose thats massive ether lucy if rumours are right redface

I just peeped, his profile told me to bugger off!!
So I did!
You still sad Sarge????

20 Feb 2009

Looks down and sees Voddys hand inside his Thomas the Tank Boxers!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I know what she wants - the Choccy Cupboard Key!!! :? :? :?