GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone!! (Keep out you Girlies!)

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
carrys on hunting for that nawty sarge
looks like we will have to keep a eye on that frisky res as well girls

Think he's hiding in the Jacuzzi - no idea what hes doin down there but he does seem to be attracted to most things down under! lol

strips off and jumps into the jacuzzi
While ya down there - could ya clean the bottom? Please? :giggle:
The Jacuzzi I mean Voddy!! Tut! She's a one wink

20 Feb 2009

Quote by anais
carrys on hunting for that nawty sarge
looks like we will have to keep a eye on that frisky res as well girls

Think he's hiding in the Jacuzzi - no idea what hes doin down there but he does seem to be attracted to most things down under! lol

strips off and jumps into the jacuzzi
While ya down there - could ya clean the bottom? Please? :giggle:
The Jacuzzi I mean Voddy!! Tut! She's a one wink

<<snorts his drink in laughter and gets it all over his face>>

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
carrys on hunting for that nawty sarge
looks like we will have to keep a eye on that frisky res as well girls

Think he's hiding in the Jacuzzi - no idea what hes doin down there but he does seem to be attracted to most things down under! lol

strips off and jumps into the jacuzzi
While ya down there - could ya clean the bottom? Please? :giggle:
The Jacuzzi I mean Voddy!! Tut! She's a one wink

<<snorts his drink in laughter and gets it all over his face>>
:shock: eeeuuuuugh.
Has just gone off Res - mucky pup!
Now - someone mentioned a jacuzzi?
And who's nekkid barman tonight?
:rascal:

20 Feb 2009

Booo Hoooo!
(Turns the Karaoke Machine on, Takes Mike and sings To the tune of 'Enola Gay' by OMD)
'Oh Noladreams,
I spilt my Drink and now I'm enemy it seems.
Aha Oh Noladreams
You should see the mess they make down in the Queens.
It's
That's the time that it's always been
I got your message on my mobile phone
I guess tonight I'm drinking on my own.
Oh Noladreams
Please forgive my little lapse unclean,
Aha Oh Nola Dreams
Would you smother me in Mr Sheen?"

20 Feb 2009

Goes to the cleaning cupboard to fetch the Mr Sheen! confused

:? :? :?
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
Booo Hoooo!
(Turns the Karaoke Machine on, Takes Mike and sings To the tune of 'Enola Gay' by OMD)
'Oh Noladreams,
I spilt my Drink and now I'm enemy it seems.
Aha Oh Noladreams
You should see the mess they make down in the Queens.
It's
That's the time that it's always been
I got your message on my mobile phone
I guess tonight I'm drinking on my own.
Oh Noladreams
Please forgive my little lapse unclean,
Aha Oh Nola Dreams
Would you smother me in Mr Sheen?"

You are a nutter.

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Goes to the cleaning cupboard to fetch the Mr Sheen! :? :? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sarge, what have ya been told about keeping members in the cupboard!! :shock: :lol:

20 Feb 2009

Quote by anais
Goes to the cleaning cupboard to fetch the Mr Sheen! :? :? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sarge, what have ya been told about keeping members in the cupboard!! :shock: :lol:
Is that a similar idea to the Glory hole?
:shock:

20 Feb 2009

Quote by Lucyandmike7
I knew really!!!!
Just messing!!
I only found out a month ago though!!!!
Not first hand, I must add!

Clearly you frequent a better standard of public convenience than me then... :shock: Seriously you only knew this last month?! Gosh. Did you never see a hole in a cubicle wall and wonder... and put two and two together? rolleyes

I must have a filthy mind.

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Goes to the cleaning cupboard to fetch the Mr Sheen! :? :? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sarge, what have ya been told about keeping members in the cupboard!! :shock: :lol:
Is that a similar idea to the Glory hole?
:shock:
sarges member dont need mr sheen after the cleaning ive given it and his bottom has scrubbed up rather well i must say with sealit bang
Sealit Bang?!?! Is that the newer version of Cillit Bang? Poor Sarge! Sealit Bang on the botty... Good job Bioke isn't here, he'd press charges for that.
Thank's for doing me bald spot too Vodkababe, when I move my head now resembles a discoball...

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Goes to the cleaning cupboard to fetch the Mr Sheen! :? :? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sarge, what have ya been told about keeping members in the cupboard!! :shock: :lol:
Is that a similar idea to the Glory hole?
:shock:
sarges member dont need mr sheen after the cleaning ive given it and his bottom has scrubbed up rather well i must say with sealit bang

:rotflmao: @ Sealit (sp)Bang!

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
calls for sarah to bring the vodka jelly

I'm here complete with vodka jelly and a spoon.
Now who is first :twisted: :twisted:

20 Feb 2009

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Goes to the cleaning cupboard to fetch the Mr Sheen! :? :? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sarge, what have ya been told about keeping members in the cupboard!! :shock: :lol:
Is that a similar idea to the Glory hole?
:shock:
sarges member dont need mr sheen after the cleaning ive given it and his bottom has scrubbed up rather well i must say with sealit bang

:rotflmao: @ Sealit (sp)Bang!
innocent look
did i use the wrong stuff prehaps i should have used starch as well
think Sarge will be happy with a bang! :lol2: :lol2:

21 Feb 2009

FB wanders in and tries to catch the eye of the barman by flashing her boobs

21 Feb 2009

Quote by Freckledbird
FB wanders in and tries to catch the eye of the barman by flashing her boobs

*joins in the boob flashing* innocent

21 Feb 2009

throws DG and Freckledbird some beads...
What? dunno

It's Mardi Gras weekend y'all... laissez les bons temps rouler!
:happy:

21 Feb 2009

22 Feb 2009

Pssst... Sarge! wave

I think they've gone. :thumbup:

22 Feb 2009

I'm still here but I'm not a girl wink

22 Feb 2009

Shhh... keep your voice down... it'll be our little secret. ;-)

22 Feb 2009

Spoke too soon Cubey! lol

Where's me drink then?

22 Feb 2009

:doh:

22 Feb 2009

Why do I always miss the boob flashing?

22 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
Why do I always miss the boob flashing?

That was only a cyber flash wink

You'd not miss them in real life, believe me smile

22 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
Why do I always miss the boob flashing?

There was a girl in my dream last night with absolutely mahoosive knockers... seriously pneumatic ones.
It wasn't in the least bit sexual either. She was just stood on a beach topless with big boobs as I walked past looking for someone.
Odd, aren't they?
Dreams that is, not big boobs.
lol

22 Feb 2009

Should I bring some warm spoons with me, or a couple of hammocks and a hot water bottle?
Just trying to gauge the task at hand...