GFZ - The Kate and Mel show

21 Nov 2003

Yeah whatever BlueEyes, Blue has obviously hitched up her blue furry skirt and tucked her strap on between her legs and done a runner, so be a love and get me a beer.
lhk
(just to confirm - I am dreaming this? I am not really saying it am I) lol

21 Nov 2003

*brings Kat a beer*
*smiles sweetly*
:happy:

21 Nov 2003

:dry: Then? :dry:

21 Nov 2003

:twisted:

21 Nov 2003

SOMEONE POUR ME A DRINK NOW PLEASE>.. just got home after a long long day from hell and I don't give a flying fuck who wins the rugby!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
:cry:

21 Nov 2003

This sounds like an emergency........
*shouts* Will

21 Nov 2003

Then?
Well, then.... Bluexxx reappears from watching bad telly to the comfort of the GFZ and sees that Kat is very deserving of some very severe punishment :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: . Don't try to be Brave, even if it's with a captial B, you know it always ends in tears :P :P :P
Jags, I've just noticed you come in lol

- Kat, get Jags a drink NOW, she needs a slave for the evening :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

21 Nov 2003

Now a slave would be JUST the thing... bring the drink, pour the drink, hand me the drink, run a bath, take my clothes off, help me in the bath, wash me in the bath, dry me after the bath.....
Need I go on... where are the men when you need them?? Watching Donny Osmond???
I do need help - and it'll take more than Pudsey tonight.
x xx

21 Nov 2003

yes dear

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21 Nov 2003

OK, WhereTF are all the blokes? and what happend to Will? should we send a rescue party.
Nah, little turncoat deserves all that happens to him! letting the girlies take our booze AND our television!
lhk
Kat
BTW, where are all the blokes - might have to go and put my stockings and sussies on and sneak in the BFZ

21 Nov 2003

Wooooooooo hooooooooo, Kat is going to put his stockings ans sussies on lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Seeing as you are Jags' slave for the evening, shouldn't you be wearing the appropriate attire - a little French maid number would do nicely :twisted:

21 Nov 2003

Anyone mind if I play me guitar in here?my gf hates it!!1I can play a mean "Smells Like Teen Spirit"! lol

21 Nov 2003

Quote by bluexxx
Wooooooooo hooooooooo, Kat is going to put his stockings ans sussies on :lol: :lol: :lol:
Seeing as you are Jags' slave for the evening, shouldn't you be wearing the appropriate attire - a little French maid number would do nicely :twisted:

Now Blue - I thought that us Mods should stick together and there you go making my imagination run riot when I've had a very weary day indeed. I need soothing and stroking and not the stimulation that Kate (oops, sorry meant Kat) wearing a French maid number would achieve.
:lol: :lol:
Can we NOT rename Kat as Kate for the weekend - think of the FUN!!!

21 Nov 2003

With a name like BIG DAZ I would rather I hid behind you while you sort all these girlies out - this must be the first time in the history of this forum that the girlies have outnumberd the boys!
lhk
Kat

21 Nov 2003

I think that Kate is adding to the number of girlies!!
Would LOVE to hear some air guitar - how about 'Communication Breakdown'????
Mmmmmmmmmm

21 Nov 2003

How bout I crank the amp up that should do the trick! lol

21 Nov 2003

Now a slave would be JUST the thing... bring the drink, pour the drink, hand me the drink, run a bath, take my clothes off, help me in the bath, wash me in the bath, dry me after the bath.....

Let me sooth you, smooth you, remove the woes of the world from your shoulders and brow, bring your body to the edge of forever and your soul to the edge of heaven,
lhk
Kat

21 Nov 2003

Hang on,Ill just go and put my suit and bow tie on If yer names not down yer not coming in! lol

21 Nov 2003

Kate!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Kate and Kit - now there's a girlie twosome I'll like to get to grips with :twisted:
I've been chipping away at the wall in the BFZ and it's almost through, I'm just going to chip away a bit in here, very soon my Glory Hole will be finished :twisted: , thanks to Mr Blueeyes' tools lol

Don't mind me while I carry on working
Crank it up BigD, it drowns out the sound of my drill :grin:

21 Nov 2003

Blue - I can recharge your drill - if only I could recharge myself... where's these guys when a girl's in need.. never mind Children in Need, there is a Jag in Need!!
mad

21 Nov 2003

Hmmm, yes, they must have chickened out. No-one left to inspect my Glory Hole handywork :cry: . Come on, guys, you don't get this sort of DIY on Changing Rooms, you know!

21 Nov 2003

I'm just going to chip away a bit in here, very soon my Glory Hole will be finished , thanks to Mr Blueeyes' tools Don't mind me while I carry on working

No good Blue, we can here you coming a mile away! :twisted:
#Kate

21 Nov 2003

Have to say thats a magnificent hole blue worthy of closer inspection methinks lol

21 Nov 2003

I think so too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

21 Nov 2003

where's these guys when a girl's in need.. never mind Children in Need, there is a Jag in Need!!

Honey, that's two of us. Offers on a postcard please...

21 Nov 2003

So... where's my slave then.. all the men(huh!) have gone off and left the boys, no good to me!

21 Nov 2003

It fills me with pride to see a well worked hole can feel myself filling up with emotion lol

21 Nov 2003

Have I been left alone with all these ladies?Hmmm interesting lol

21 Nov 2003

Think you'll find the guys in the BFZ, darling. They love Meg Ryan movies really. rolleyes

21 Nov 2003

Big Daz, I know this is your first night here, but I leave you to uphole (I did notice the typo - but liked it so left it, what would Freud say?) the honour of the GFZ. Kit and I are saying farewell and adieu, see you tomorrow.
LHK
KitKat
XXXX