GFZ - The Kate and Mel show

21 Nov 2003

Ok, after a very stressful week, we deserve a good Girlie Free Zone. I am tempted to suggest that for this weekend only Blue should have a free pass into the GFZ to do exactly what she pleases, with whomever pleases her, for as long as she pleases, and as often as she pleases.
But then wondered how that would be different from any other weekend. dunno

And for those of you who have asked about RVM, had a message from him to say he is here in spirit if not in body, very busy at the moment but will rejoin us when he can.
LHK
Kat

21 Nov 2003

umm, we are over here MattMoleMan
Matt said:

One to sing on Saturday Chaps!!
To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"
In the town where I was born,
there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life,
stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick,
and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship,
to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony,
a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony,
a convict colony, a convict colony...
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Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat

21 Nov 2003

I noticed that, but when I tried to remove the last post you had just locked it. Damn.

21 Nov 2003

Afternoon all.
sniff, sniff . Ahhh, smells better already without methodkid.
Still, a few beers and a good curry tonight ready for the rugby tomorrow will soon change that. Somebody pass the bottle opener.

I am tempted to suggest that for this weekend open Blue should have a free pass into the GFZ to do exactly what she pleases, with whomever pleases her, for as long as she pleases, and as often as she pleases

Do you know I LIKE that idea. :shock: Oh dear, shakes head I have been in this forum too much lately. Can we let Sappho in so that she can soothe me again?
Will

21 Nov 2003

:lol:

21 Nov 2003

Right. Need to grab sthg to eat. Back shortly.
GREAT lyrics from Matt. Like that one.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I know it's old but, in a similar vein:
Aussie immigration official : "Passport please"
British Tourist : "Here you are"
Official : "Do you have insurance?"
Tourist : "Yes"
Official : "Have you had all your shots?"
Tourist : "Yes"
Official : "Do you have a criminal record?"
Tourist : "Sorry, I didn't know you still needed one!"
lol

21 Nov 2003

The old ones are classics Will. biggrin

A bit long this one.
An Englishman goes to Australia with his wife; they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the day. While driving along the road, his wife asks, "Look! What is that man doing with that kangaroo?"
The man replies, "My God! Don't look, it's disgusting!"
Further down the road the wife says, "Look, another one!" and the husband says, "Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the hotel."
They arrive back at the hotel only to find a man with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel. The husband charges in and says to the manager, "Look, we come here in good faith, to stay in your 5 star hotel and what happens? We are driving down the road and we come across a drover in copulation with a kangaroo. Further on, more recurrences of the same thing. Then we get back here only to find a man with one wooden leg, masturbating on your front steps. Well, what do you have to say about that?"
The manager says, 'S'truth mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own kangaroo?"
Matt waddles off to the lazy boy chair chewing on some kangaroo jerky

21 Nov 2003

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have great news! I'm getting married to Mary Collins, the most beautiful girl in town." After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I... Well, I have to tell you that I've slept with other women. Mary is your half-sister! You can't marry her."
George was heartsick after he broke the engagement and didn't date for a year. But, after while, he came home and proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father took him aside and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half-sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
George mad enough that he went to his mother with the news. "Dad's such a jerk! I'm never going to get married!" he swore. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is his daughter!"
"I wish you'd told me this before." his mother said, shaking her head. "Don't be worried by anything he says. He's not really your father.

21 Nov 2003

Thats good Kat,
I suppose if he was Australian it wouldn't of mattered anyway. hehe.
How are you at different foods?
I'm wanting to have a bit of crocodile tonight (first date in all of four days!!) but I'm not sure what it tastes like. I want to know what bitter, lager, cocktail, spirit, I could drink with it to compliment the taste.

21 Nov 2003

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mal wink

21 Nov 2003

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.
Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched." "That was a fine story Sarah.
MethodKid, do you have a story to share?" Yes, my daddy told me this story about my friend Bluexxx. She was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Don't fuck with Bluexxx when she's been drinking."

21 Nov 2003

Mal609 :giggle:
BRAVO!!!!

21 Nov 2003

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

21 Nov 2003

Will
SLAP
That is because you are supposed to be working mad

Kit
xxx

21 Nov 2003

So am I - do I get one too? :lickface:
Bye the way Kit - what are you doing in the GFZ? Unless you've come in to dish out the beers, shouldn't you be doing girlie things elsewhere?
Mal
wink

(If that doesn't warrant a slap, nothing does!!!)

21 Nov 2003

Ouch!

S'pose I'll get another one now for logging in to get the last one! rolleyes

21 Nov 2003

Quote by wideload
This will get you at going...
As a Welshman who should I support in the Final tomorrow.....

I have been to Wales a few times for the home internationals and ALWAYS had a brilliant time with you guys, even when you have lost. The last time I went the itinery went something like this:-
Friday - down the pub, drink beer, watch rugby (League, like rugby but not as skillful)
Saturday - meet at rugby club 9am, drink beer, travel to cardiff, drink beer, go to match (England won), drink more beer, return to base, drink even more beer
Sunday - get up, can't face beer, go and watch rugby, feel better, drink beer, visit hosts relatives, drink beer, go to pub, watch rugby highlights drink beer
Monday - back to reality :cry: - bit like the GFZ lol

Mal

Oh, by the way - England!!!!

21 Nov 2003

S'pose I'll get another one now for logging in to get the last

SLAP

So am I - do I get one too?

SLAP

As a Welshman

SLAP

Matt waddles

SLAP

Kat

SLAP
Feel much better now. Crap day at work. Thanks guys - needed that lol

Kit
xxx

21 Nov 2003

itinery

itinerary

As a Welshman who should I support in the Final tomorrow.....

Isn't there some sort of association of sheep shagging countries then? :wink: :) .
Only kidding :) . Thought you guys played really well actually. Good to see Wales back in form - I remember them as invincible in the 70s.

21 Nov 2003

Quote by wideload
Sunday - get up, can't face beer, go and watch rugby, feel better, drink beer, visit hosts relatives, drink beer, go to pub, watch rugby highlights drink beer
Oh, by the way - England!!!!

Its not the winning or taking part that matters, its the beer.
Now you see if you were a Welshman you would have been able to face beer on the Sunday morning as well, lightweight wink

You're absolutely right - because they lost, they weren't into drinking as much as the English supporters celebrating their victory and therefore had less of a hangover in the morning!! lol

Mal
:wink:
PS - Never could spell itinery confused

21 Nov 2003

*thinks: not sure whether to hang around for another slap from Kit or try and finish this proposal*
Actually, I had better go or I won't be able to sit down to watch the rugby tomorrow!!

21 Nov 2003

*thinks: not sure whether to hang around for another slap from Kit or try and finish this proposal*

You already had one Will rolleyes

I can't believe you missed it :roll:
Kit
xxx

21 Nov 2003

I didn't miss it. I know I have already had two - just trying to avoid a third!! lol

I have also just got a bit heavy in the Nevada whorehouse thread. I need to be trivial and flippant quickly. So, come on girlies, get your kit off so you can all act as topless barmaids for the weekend!!! :twisted:
runs off, hands covering bottom

21 Nov 2003

Will, I think you've got it all wrong...
*sits down on chair, demands Will strips and serves her a pint*
Now, where's Kat *looks around* I need to put my feet up!
:twisted:

21 Nov 2003

Quote by mattmoleman
I suppose if he was Australian it wouldn't of mattered anyway. hehe.

AHEM!
As the Australian here, I must protest. Everyone knows that's only the Tasmanians. New Zealanders are too busy with the sheep to bother with their sisters. Common knowledge, mate.

21 Nov 2003

Oooooo, DJohn - all the better :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: , I've never shagged an Australian! wink

21 Nov 2003

That must mean he gets the special treatment, Bluexxx
lol

:lol: :lol:

21 Nov 2003

Ooh.. special treatment! Does that mean you remove the sandpaper from the strap-on?
But before you get too excited, I have to confess. I'm such a poor Australian that they kicked me out of the country. I don't drink beer. Can't stand the taste of vegemite. Wouldn't know one end of a surfboard from the other. If I stay out in the sun too long my skin starts to glow an extremely bright red. And I've never shagged a kangaroo.
Shameful, but all true.

21 Nov 2003

OK,
I'm back, got Stella with me, and feeling Brave (yes that is a capital B)
Blue, get your arse over here and bring me a beer woman!
Blue eyes, need a footstool, and you will have to do!
Right, any other LADIES in here????
:2fingers: :beer:
lhk
Kat

21 Nov 2003

*sighs*
Every week, without fail, you make me dish out punishment to you, Kat!!
:twisted: