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How about sitting on his other knee??
:twisted:
Now where is lukes??
Quote by varca

Are you spluttering wearing your marigolds RPM? :giggle:
ooohh I did say I wouldn't mention them to anyone oops :lol2:

redface surprisedops: ohhhh i so hate you varca mad
But the marigolds do provide a stonkinly good grip! :twisted:
Were you wearing them when you were perving my gallery earlier? If so which, the pink or the yellow? :rascal: :giggle:
smackbottom Shame :smackbottom: on :smackbottom: you varca!
You should know by now I use the yellow one for the build up...
...before I slip it into the pink! :twisted:
Quote by winchwench
Morning all. I shouldn't be in here. Got a bucket of jizz ( aka wallpaper paste :dry: ) waiting for me to finish decorating son's room. My house looks like I've been burgled and I really don't have the right frame of mind for this today sad

Aww kiss
Just hoping blondie doesn't get wind of you with a bucket of jizz- he won't be able to control himself rolleyes
Anyone got the coffee on?
A Bucket of Jizz?
Sassy?
You mean Sassy has a Bucket
A Jizz Bucket? :shock:
I don't bludding believe you! :giggle:
Quote by Drewxcore
Looks like GP has run away :shock:

I needed to go clubbing immediately. I was looking for suitable venues...
Wheres all the male totty gone lol
and come to think of it, female too wink
Anyone for some company? :twisted:
louise xx
Louise
I am here, now how can I help you??
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Louise
I am here, now how can I help you??
:twisted:

well, I could do with someone massaging in some after sun. I got a bit burnt in the sun today. Its only April :shock:
Louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
Louise
I am here, now how can I help you??
:twisted:

well, I could do with someone massaging in some after sun. I got a bit burnt in the sun today. Its only April :shock:
Louise xx
Ok, come over here, take your clothes off and lie down next to me.
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Louise
I am here, now how can I help you??
:twisted:

well, I could do with someone massaging in some after sun. I got a bit burnt in the sun today. Its only April :shock:
Louise xx
Ok, come over here, take your clothes off and lie down next to me.
:twisted:
Ive already got them off redface I knew you couldnt resist :rascal:
Louise xx
Louise xx
Tart!! :evil2:
*Tip toes in and sits quietly in a corner watching the goings on*
Quote by Drewxcore
*Tip toes in and sits quietly in a corner watching the goings on*

Sneaks in a sits next to Drew. :rascal:
Quote by Kiss
*Tip toes in and sits quietly in a corner watching the goings on*

Sneaks in a sits next to Drew. :rascal:
They'll be no watching here. if you come in you have to help sarah :rascal:
louise xx
pffft, sexism, wheres my offer sad
Quote by Drewxcore
pffft, sexism, wheres my offer sad

Thats an offer for you too Drew :thumbup:
Louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
pffft, sexism, wheres my offer sad

Thats an offer for you too Drew :thumbup:
Louise xx
ooooo biggrin
I'd rather help you though :twisted:
Quote by Drewxcore
pffft, sexism, wheres my offer sad

How do you suppose that is sexism Drew? :giggle:
Quote by Kiss
pffft, sexism, wheres my offer sad

How do you suppose that is sexism Drew? :giggle:
i thought she was asking you and ignoring me :P
Quote by Drewxcore
pffft, sexism, wheres my offer sad

How do you suppose that is sexism Drew? :giggle:
i thought she was asking you and ignoring me :P
Ignore you drew hun. Never passionkiss
Oh yeh and who's she, the cats mother? wink
Louise xx
ah so whats going in here then tonight :shock: :shock:
oh very nice, want a hand with louise, sarah confused: :twisted:
If you want.....
But I am managing quite nicely on my own lol
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
If you want.....
But I am managing quite nicely on my own lol
:twisted: :twisted:

2 of everything is always better than one :twisted:
Quote by Ukwineman
If you want.....
But I am managing quite nicely on my own lol
:twisted: :twisted:

2 of everything is always better than one :twisted:
not strictly true, I'd rather have one severed limb than two :giggle:
Quote by Ukwineman
If you want.....
But I am managing quite nicely on my own lol
:twisted: :twisted:

2 of everything is always better than one :twisted:
Ok you can give me a hand :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
If you want.....
But I am managing quite nicely on my own lol
:twisted: :twisted:

2 of everything is always better than one :twisted:
Ok you can give me a hand :twisted:
i will give you 2 as it seems drew might be missing some :giggle:
Oh dont you worry my hands are very much intact, i also have very useful feet, almost like an extra pair of hands....so i'll give you a hand, or 4 x
Quote by Ukwineman
If you want.....
But I am managing quite nicely on my own lol
:twisted: :twisted:

2 of everything is always better than one :twisted:
Ok you can give me a hand :twisted:
i will give you 2 as it seems drew might be missing some :giggle:
Ok 2 is enough, I am sure Louise will enjoy it :P
Can I be honourary male totty? :giggle:
You have the obligatory cock shot on your profile! :giggle:
I'll need to make sure its in good working order mind....
m xx
Quote by mazandden
You have the obligatory cock shot on your profile! :giggle:
I'll need to make sure its in good working order mind....
m xx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm not a fan of cock shots but seeing as I don't have any pecs or a pert male arse to show off I'm somewhat limited!
But please do check my cock out to see if it's satisfactory! :rascal: