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GFZ - The Male Totty Weekend
Quote by redpantherman
Morning all. I shouldn't be in here. Got a bucket of jizz ( aka wallpaper paste :dry: ) waiting for me to finish decorating son's room. My house looks like I've been burgled and I really don't have the right frame of mind for this today
Aww
Just hoping blondie doesn't get wind of you with a bucket of jizz- he won't be able to control himself
Anyone got the coffee on?
A Bucket of Jizz?
Sassy?
You mean Sassy has a Bucket
A Jizz Bucket? :shock:
I don't bludding believe you! :giggle:
You KNOW what I mean, you tart!
Wish you had been telepathic earlier and invited me. I am seriously low tonight and in need of actual adult (non work related) company, conversation and smiles.
* slouches off to kitchen in her non sexy fluffy slippers and pink jim jams to make a cup of tea *
Wonder why I am alone eh? lol
* slouches off to kitchen in her non sexy fluffy slippers and pink jim jams to make a cup of tea *
Wonder why I am alone eh? lol
Quote by Abilene
Wish you had been telepathic earlier and invited me. I am seriously low tonight and in need of actual adult (non work related) company, conversation and smiles.
* slouches off to kitchen in her non sexy fluffy slippers and pink jim jams to make a cup of tea *
Wonder why I am alone eh? lol
Hunni, I'm home alone so get in the car and get here NOW! Now sure I can manage smiles but we can be low together
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
You have the obligatory cock shot on your profile! :giggle:
I'll need to make sure its in good working order mind....
m xx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I'm not a fan of cock shots but seeing as I don't have any pecs or a pert male arse to show off I'm somewhat limited!
But please do check my cock out to see if it's satisfactory! :rascal:
Yes sir! Ok, I'm off to check it out again, only because you said so mind.......
Yes indeedy, all appears to be more than satisfactory! Although I could use a demonstration just so i REALLY know it's able to satisfy.....
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well we appear to have some new eye candy this weekend and I'm feeling a little fruity (what with all the new avatars) so for one week only I suggest we let some of the gorgeous men into the GFZ :giggle:
White wine please
Boo! me is fluffy and candy(floss) like!
Will that do?
Btw, I not long got in from working my ragged arse of in bloody heat, in bloody liverpool all day. I'm so tired and yet strangely horny as a horny thing on a horny convention??
Any ideas?
Sex God
Kicking open the door, carrying in breakfast supplies.............
Now where is everyone??
Now where is everyone??
Quote by louise_and_joe
Kicking open the door, carrying in breakfast supplies.............
Now where is everyone??
just a cuppa for me thanks. Not feeling too great todayLouise xx
Well you will stay up late playing with M :giggle:
coffee's on and bacon sandwich ready, morning all.
glorious morning it is too.
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman
Kicking open the door, carrying in breakfast supplies.............
Now where is everyone??
just a cuppa for me thanks. Not feeling too great todayLouise xx
Well you will stay up late playing with M :giggle:
I should be so lucky
Bacon buttie here pls as well..... :thumbup:
Quote by Ukwineman
Ooooh I was out all day yesterday with my pals drinking and eating and drinking and chatting and drinking and eating :silly:, can I have a buttie pleeeeeeeeeeeese?
of course you can :kiss
feeling a bit jaded this morning are we :giggle:
a tad..
a bit grumpy too (does it show? :giggle Quote by jaymar
Ooooh I was out all day yesterday with my pals drinking and eating and drinking and chatting and drinking and eating :silly:, can I have a buttie pleeeeeeeeeeeese?
of course you can :kiss
feeling a bit jaded this morning are we :giggle:
a tad..
a bit grumpy too (does it show? :gigglenothing a real good
would'nt sort out to take the edge off Quote by Ukwineman
Ooooh I was out all day yesterday with my pals drinking and eating and drinking and chatting and drinking and eating :silly:, can I have a buttie pleeeeeeeeeeeese?
of course you can :kiss
feeling a bit jaded this morning are we :giggle:
a tad..
a bit grumpy too (does it show? :gigglenothing a real good
would'nt sort out to take the edge off 
I can't ... Jay is poorly :( Quote by jaymar
Ooooh I was out all day yesterday with my pals drinking and eating and drinking and chatting and drinking and eating :silly:, can I have a buttie pleeeeeeeeeeeese?
of course you can :kiss
feeling a bit jaded this morning are we :giggle:
a tad..
a bit grumpy too (does it show? :gigglenothing a real good
would'nt sort out to take the edge off I can't ... Jay is poorly :(ok looking at the train timetable will be there soon
mind you he be ok by the time i get there :giggle:
Hope you're all ok this morningQuote by Countess
OOOOOO while it's quite in here I''ll just slip into the jacuzzi as I need to get these tried aching limbs back into working order.:shock:
MMMMMMMMMM these bubbles are really doing the trick I wonder if there is anyone about who could get me a nice cold bottle of corona
If i knew what corona is i'd go get it
It used to be fizzy pop when i was a kid
Anyway this is my first forray into the GFZ this weekend so i'll have a large pint of Fosters EC please
Sex God
Quote by Countess
OOOOOO while it's quite in here I''ll just slip into the jacuzzi as I need to get these tried aching limbs back into working order.:shock:
MMMMMMMMMM these bubbles are really doing the trick I wonder if there is anyone about who could get me a nice cold bottle of corona
That enough for you???
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Lairdy Bum
Love the sexy new atavar.hwoar:
:lol2:
Thanks Kiss
I'm hoping it helps me pull a bit more.
