GFZ - The Munch Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

30 Oct 2004

I think I could get distracted by a glistening helmet myself at the minute Red hun wink

*Sighs very loudly.......... *
Gee it's quiet in here tonight isn't it???
Where are the men when you want a long massage???
Shireen
xxx

30 Oct 2004

red slips over `and does a little massage for ya
now dont you feel better
wink

30 Oct 2004

Can I watch ...........pretty please :shock:

30 Oct 2004

Quote by redstilletto
red slips over `and does a little massage for ya
now dont you feel better

Ooooohhhh much :wink: :twisted:
Returns the favour.... :wink:
Shireen
xxx

30 Oct 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Where are the men when you want a long massage???

Hello you this is me STOP Haven't a great deal to say but I shall make it as long as possible STOP When the seagull follows the trawler..........
You said Massage didn't you?? :doh: confused

:? :? :?

30 Oct 2004

ooooo nice to see you mr nice guy have we won the lottery yet
well if 2 women giveing each other a massage dont get them in here i dont know what will

30 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
You said Massage didn't you?? :doh: :? :? :?

Sighs very bluddy loudly.... and then <<Tuts>> FFS!!.....
Shireen
xxx

30 Oct 2004

Quote by redstilletto
well if 2 women giveing each other a massage dont get them in here i dont know what will

That's true Red.... wink

Shireen
xxx

30 Oct 2004

Hiya Red ....being destitute I only bought one ticket and it didnt win matey...
Maybe if I turned from destitute to prostitute I may have more luck.
And if you think I'm letting on about your massage session to anyone else ...you must be kidding ......there's sharing and theres having to fight through the crowd to get a glimpse . wink

30 Oct 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove:
Shireen
xxx

30 Oct 2004

ngde arse is very distracting aint it

30 Oct 2004

It is a nice arse Red isn't it.... wink

Very pert....
Shireen
xxx

30 Oct 2004

Sorry ladies I didn't mean to cause your attentions to be diverted from more important affairs . I will remove the offending article if you wish. confused

30 Oct 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Sorry ladies I didn't mean to cause your attentions to be diverted from more important affairs . I will remove the offending article if you wish.

Erm............. I dont think so.... smackbottom

Dont you dare... It's a very nice bottom wink

Shireen
xxx

30 Oct 2004

no we were just admireing it

30 Oct 2004

Thought it might be a bit quiet in here with everyone you-know-where wink

Shireen

and Red :kiss:, lovely to see you both. Would be happy to oblige with a massage, but think I might sit here an sip my port while I watch you two!!! :twisted:
Nice to see Sarge too. Hi Sarge!! wave

Will
Missing Sappho dreadfully sad

30 Oct 2004

Hi Will

Nice to see you. I hope you have finished all that work now??? :shock: :shock:
Please send my love to Sappho wink

31 Oct 2004

Hi Sarge!

Actually, not done much of the 'work' at all - keep putting it off and doing something else instead (housework, ironing - you name it). Running out of things to do now so I guess I will HAVE to do it tomorrow rolleyes

By the way, why has everyone got the 'marbles' avatar now dunno

It makes it very hard to see who's posting, I always used to look out for the avatars :doh:
Will

31 Oct 2004

You have to read this to understand it Will. lol

REMOVED FOR OPERATIONAL REASONS !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

31 Oct 2004

Oh no I missed Will sad

:(
Erm......... Did I see Will mention that he did housework and ironing??? Oh my god Sappho I'm soooooooo jealous :shock:
Morning everyone btw kiss

And if you value your life DONT mention the M word mad

Shireen
xxx

31 Oct 2004

oooh oooh I'v'e got the munchiesthis morning lol

:lol:
Anyone fancy brekkie ?? biggrin

31 Oct 2004

A full english with fried bread please MrFC...
And something to wash it down with smile

31 Oct 2004

just gallons of coffee for red confused

ooooo i missed will to did he say he does iroining,housework wow
red gives will a few bags of washing to do to keep him busy till shappo returns

31 Oct 2004

Is the bar open yet confused

:
:cheers:

31 Oct 2004

WOW!!!
The safest place to be tonight......no dooor knockers here lol

31 Oct 2004

Yeah and no M****er's either mad

Shireen
xxx

31 Oct 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Yeah and no M****er's either
Shireen
xxx

Don't you believe it ! ! ! !
I'ts a pity you two couldn't get to the M**** flipa

:flipa: :flipa:
I 'm looking forward to meeting you one day.
bolt

31 Oct 2004

That's it dambuster.... kick a girl when she's down why dont you??.... mad

Glad you all had a good night though and I want my share of snogs that I should have had last night when we do get to meet wink

Shireen
xxx

31 Oct 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
That's it dambuster.... kick a girl when she's down why dont you??....
Glad you all had a good night though and I want my share of snogs that I should have had last night when we do get to meet
Shireen
xxx

That will be my pleasure. And I shall be at your service. :wink:

31 Oct 2004

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Wooooooooo Hooooooooo a man at my service.... Oh oh what shall I do with him?? :twisted: wink

Shireen
xxx