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Quote by Jags
And I still haven't been given a drink..................................
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Jags honey, you'll have to ask wilma seeing as she's confiscated the alcohol from me, though if you care to join me behind the sofa, I have a secret stash she doesn't know about :twisted:
Quote by brumlad
And I still haven't been given a drink..................................
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Jags honey, you'll have to ask wilma seeing as she's confiscated the alcohol from me, though if you care to join me behind the sofa, I have a secret stash she doesn't know about :twisted:
Behind the sofa??? lol Last time I was to be found behind the sofa was when hiding from the Daleks!! But, if you've got a bottle there then let me join you...
:lol:
Well, I'm back from Tesco.
Would you believe it? . . . . My fave Italian is on offer at £1 off. So I got half a dozen. That's sort of one free really. Almost
So I've got my fave two ladies to keep me company, along with a couple of 4 packs of those screamer things, my mate Smithy from Tadcaster and his Irish cousin - the son of Jame. (Misschief - I might need you later)
Sorry Jags, the bubbliest thing I have is a couple of large bottles of that Vodka Ice stuff.
I've had my choggy. (kack)
Now - where's that Calista beauty and the Jacuzzi
I
Quote by dambuster
Now - where's that Calista beauty and the Jacuzzi
I

oooooh flatterer ... kiss I'm here
Quote by Jags
Behind the sofa??? lol Last time I was to be found behind the sofa was when hiding from the Daleks!! But, if you've got a bottle there then let me join you...
:lol:

I'd forgotten all about that - ME TOO.
I've got no proper Bubbles, Jags. Name an alternate poison and Ill see what I can find.
(Can't go back out - Valpoll's alreadt got me)
Quote by Calista

Now - where's that Calista beauty and the Jacuzzi
I

oooooh flatterer ... kiss I'm here
Come here my lovely.
Quote by dambuster

Behind the sofa??? lol Last time I was to be found behind the sofa was when hiding from the Daleks!! But, if you've got a bottle there then let me join you...
:lol:

I'd forgotten all about that - ME TOO.
I've got no proper Bubbles, Jags. Name an alternate poison and Ill see what I can find.
(Can't go back out - Valpoll's alreadt got me)
Just off to bed - busy day ahead and my energy systems need recharging, keep the bubbly thing for me for tomorrow night please??? Cheers!!
Night all.
x xx
Quote by Jags

Behind the sofa??? lol Last time I was to be found behind the sofa was when hiding from the Daleks!! But, if you've got a bottle there then let me join you...
:lol:

I'd forgotten all about that - ME TOO.
I've got no proper Bubbles, Jags. Name an alternate poison and Ill see what I can find.
(Can't go back out - Valpoll's alreadt got me)
Just off to bed - busy day ahead and my energy systems need recharging, keep the bubbly thing for me for tomorrow night please??? Cheers!!
Night all.
x xx
Ok. You sleep well. You have one in the barrel
(Although - I think I might be a little busy tomorrow)
Oh my Giddy Aunt!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Where is everyone?? Have I missed all the fun? confused :? :?
I have come in here to escape the "M" word (the one that rhymes with Lunch!!). I'm working tomorrow night so I can't stand the pre mmmmmm excitement!! So I now declare the M word is banned in the GFZ for the rest of the weekend!! mad :x :x

Right I need a beer!! :cheers:
Sarge climbs on a ladder and alters the sign outside the GFZ, whilst ghispering and whiggling to himself!! wink smile :) :) :) :) :)
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge climbs on a ladder and alters the sign outside the GFZ, whilst ghispering and whiggling to himself!! wink smile :) :) :) :) :)

Be careful Sarge - I got locked up for that once.
Chessington '80/'81 ish
Quote by dambuster
Sarge climbs on a ladder and alters the sign outside the GFZ, whilst ghispering and whiggling to himself!! wink smile :) :) :) :) :)

Be careful Sarge - I got locked up for that once.
Chessington '80/'81 ish
Was the GFZ open then ???? confused :? :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Was the GFZ open then ???? confused :? wink lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

It was in mylife.
But then - I'm a bit of a wanderer :wink:
** brumlad crawls off the sofa ** YYYYAAAAWWWWWNNNNN followed by a long stretch. Slowly opens eyes, the tv's still on, and there's a pile of candles on the floor blink
Stumbles across to turn the light off and trips over something and falls flat on his face.....
oh FFS Jags has found all the bottles of wine we'd disguised and hidden last night, and now she's a drooling mess slumped on the floor behind the sofa
Time for a coffee I think....afternoon all coffee
Quote by brumlad
** brumlad crawls off the sofa ** YYYYAAAAWWWWWNNNNN followed by a long stretch. Slowly opens eyes, the tv's still on, and there's a pile of candles on the floor blink
Stumbles across to turn the light off and trips over something and falls flat on his face.....
oh FFS Jags has found all the bottles of wine we'd disguised and hidden last night, and now she's a drooling mess slumped on the floor behind the sofa
Time for a coffee I think....afternoon all coffee

Coffee sounds a great idea - damn my neighbours hammering since 9am - where can I a girl get some sleep?
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Coffee sounds a great idea - damn my neighbours hammering since 9am - where can I a girl get some sleep?

well if you brush all the crumbs, empty beer cans, selection of remote controls and that split packet of salted peanuts off of the sofa, then make yourself comfy, kettle's on
Right, who's going to offer to make a nice fry up !?!?!?!?!????
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Coffee sounds a great idea - damn my neighbours hammering since 9am - where can I a girl get some sleep?

*Ahem* *Cough* *Cough* wink
Sleep indeed ! ! ! ! !
Wtf isthat ???? lol
Wanders into the GFZ and finds it empty.....
Hellooooooooooooo...............
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Fluck I think there is an echo in here.... confused
Where is everyone????? No dont tell me.... MUNCHING!!! mad
Shireen
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Erm.......... Sorry Red hun but I have been drinking I dont think it would be safe for me to cook at the minute....
You know the saying "Two I'm anyone's, three I'm everyone's, four I'm no-ones"???.... Well I'm just starting my third.... redface surprisedops: ...
If the spelling deteriates you know why.... wink lol
Shireen
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Now don't forget - Don't mention the M word !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who do you reckon will be the first to start a thread on it??? confused :? :?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now don't forget - Don't mention the M word !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who do you reckon will be the first to start a thread on it??? confused :? :?

ME!!..... I'm gonna start a "Dont mention the mxxxx if you value your life" thread wink
Shireen
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better not mention i have the munchies then
ooooooo i found some stale cheezey watsits down the sofa think they might be sgts
taste luverly with me malibu
wink
omg its nearly 12 ghostie hour
Quote by redstilletto
better not mention i have the munchies then
ooooooo i found some stale cheezey watsits down the sofa think they might be sgts
taste luverly with me malibu
wink

Eeewwwww.... Stale cheezy watsits???.... Here babe have some of my pringles they are much nicer.... :wink:
omg its nearly 12 ghostie hour

Anyone that can fill me in on the reason Halloween is celebrated???.... I would be most grateful :wink:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now don't forget - Don't mention the M word !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who do you reckon will be the first to start a thread on it??? confused :? :?

Quote by Shireen in the very next post
ME!!..... I'm gonna start a "Dont mention the mxxxx if you value your life" thread wink
Shireen
xxx

rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: lol :wink:
erm.......... Sarge????
Bollox flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
:giggle: :giggle:
Shireen
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halloweens for kids running about banging on ya door scareing the bejesus outta ya
and then throwing flower on your car coz you wont open the door grrrrrrrrrrrrr
pringles oooooooo nice
Passes Red a load of pringles....
Help yaself hun wink Just dont give em to Sarge as they make him hyper lol
Shireen
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hides em from sarge did i say flower before .meant flour lol
its the malibu it makes me spell funny
sorry i was a little distracted some guy keeps telling me about his glistening helmet.... wink