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Quote by splendid33
fire... your sig is very interesting... come over here sit on my lap and I will feed you grapes while we discuss the meaning of life and sex with your lovely husband
x x x x
p.s. btw sass- you know that you have an open invitation to my lap..... wink

Storms busy in the steam room at the moment hun, but I'm sure when he's finished discussing politics he'll remember we're he're for pure unadulterated sex and fun :giggle:
OMG I'm soooo going to get a smackbottom for that when he see's!!
Love
Fire xx
Quote by Jags
I'm not posting in here until you spell unauthourised correctly evil

If I were you I'd be hiding from FB :shock: :shock:
rolleyes Good job Sarah didn't take any notice of his spelling. lol
Quote by splendid33
fire... your sig is very interesting... come over here sit on my lap and I will feed you grapes while we discuss the meaning of life and sex with your lovely husband
x x x x
p.s. btw sass- you know that you have an open invitation to my lap..... wink

Storms busy in the steam room at the moment hun, but I'm sure when he's finished discussing politics he'll remember we're he're for pure unadulterated sex and fun :giggle:
OMG I'm soooo going to get a smackbottom for that when he see's!!
Love
Fire xx
Oh nooo
Wolves are on Sky tonight i need a whisky a great big one for the stress lol
Quote by firelizard
Storms busy in the steam room at the moment hun, but I'm sure when he's finished discussing politics he'll remember we're he're for pure unadulterated sex and fun :giggle:
OMG I'm soooo going to get a smackbottom for that when he see's!!
Love
Fire xx

He said he wasnt going in there again. I need another whisky lol
Quote by goose35
Evenin all wave
sillyhwoar: look at those 3 on the buffet table, roomm for a fat one? :twisted:
right then, start the night how we mean to go on, nice pint of spitfire please with a vodka chaser. and the usual 32oz T-Bone :P I'm famished.
so how is everyone?

Ello i'm ok with those three on the table. You tuck in to your meal :giggle:
hmmmmm, no one asked me how i want me stake yet rolleyes move over goosy :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Evenin all :wave:
so how is everyone?

all the better for seeing you hunni kiss
Awwwwww thank you, and the same to you babes passionkiss
Quote by Abilene
Can I have a shot of anything you can lay ya hands on please? I am actually going to help out a friend and bar tend tonight ... should be a laugh but think I need a drink to get started!! lol

:gagged:
hope it all goes well for ya hun wink
Quote by Jags
I'm not posting in here until you spell unauthourised correctly evil

If I were you I'd be hiding from FB :shock: :shock:
rolleyes He's a wally lol
Quote by Pete_sw
Evenin all wave
sillyhwoar: look at those 3 on the buffet table, roomm for a fat one? :twisted:
right then, start the night how we mean to go on, nice pint of spitfire please with a vodka chaser. and the usual 32oz T-Bone :P I'm famished.
so how is everyone?

Always room for you Pete hun kiss now come and sort this bit of melon out that seems to have slipped down there, no there yes thats it blink
Fire xx :giggle:
hmmmmm, no one asked me how i want me stake yet rolleyes move over goosy :twisted:

'ere' pete Is aid pork on the menu tonight lol Bloke, it means hog roast cool
Quote by Freckledbird
I'm not posting in here until you spell unauthourised correctly evil

If I were you I'd be hiding from FB :shock: :shock:
rolleyes Good job Sarah didn't take any notice of his spelling. lol
Here now. :P
Now just WHO has changed the title of this thread??
And got the spelling wrong??
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Now just WHO has changed the title of this thread??
And got the spelling wrong??
:twisted:

Sarah, it's correct at the moment - unauthorised - has someone been messing with it? lol
I'll just have a quick cuppa then off to cut the hedge and fix the fence.
I may be some time. lol
Morning!
Cup of cha please?
Then I'm off to Ikea - again!
smile
I might not be around much today.
So here are new suppliers for tonight
Please make good use of them
bricks
2. Jenga
3. Connect 4
4. A bowler hat, clowns hat, and chefs hat
5. Charcoal for tonights BBQ
6. Steak, fish, burgers, chicken for the BBQ
7. Salad and dips
And for afterwards
Blue plastic sheeting and a garden hose with cold water
Have fun
xx
cool
Quote by Sarah
I might not be around much today.
So here are new suppliers for tonight
Please make good use of them
bricks
2. Jenga
3. Connect 4
4. A bowler hat, clowns hat, and chefs hat
5. Charcoal for tonights BBQ
6. Steak, fish, burgers, chicken for the BBQ
7. Salad and dips
And for afterwards
Blue plastic sheeting and a garden hose with cold water
Have fun
xx
cool

What about the washing up liquid, we can't play slides on the sheeting without it :bounce:
Love
Fire xx Still findin bits of strawberry and melon in various orifices blink
I bags the stickle bricks lol
Can't we have a nurses hat?
I need a nurse :cry: been struggling with an abscessed wisdom tooth all week and now have earache in the opposite ear :cry:
Cx
Quote by Calista
Can't we have a nurses hat?
I need a nurse :cry: been struggling with an abscessed wisdom tooth all week and now have earache in the opposite ear :cry:
Cx

Aww hunni :therethere: It's officially my day off but I'll be happy to help out. I'm sure I can find something to take your mind off your toothache :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can't we have a nurses hat?
I need a nurse :cry: been struggling with an abscessed wisdom tooth all week and now have earache in the opposite ear :cry:
Cx

Aww hunni :therethere: It's officially my day off but I'll be happy to help out. I'm sure I can find something to take your mind off your toothache :twisted:
Someone mention nurses confused:
Connect 4?
I love it!
Who wants a game?
Quote by MrFC
hmmmmm, no one asked me how i want me stake yet rolleyes move over goosy :twisted:

'ere' pete Is aid pork on the menu tonight lol Bloke, it means hog roast cool
ahh, now ya talkin wink
As for me T-Bone, just rip off it's horns and wipe its ass :lol:
ooooh me ead, need black coffee, and plenty of it :roll:
Quote by Kiss_Me
Connect 4?
I love it!
Who wants a game?

If that means connecting MY 2 with YOUR 2 then you're on :rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Connect 4?
I love it!
Who wants a game?

If that means connecting MY 2 with YOUR 2 then you're on :rascal:
:giggle:
No I didn't mean that smackbottom ..... but now you come to mention it! :rascal:
Can I have a cakey bun and a latte with extra bromide please? redface My flirting is going off the scale today which doesn't help as I've got nothing planned tonight and feeling extra rampant surprisedops:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I have a cakey bun and a latte with extra bromide please? redface My flirting is going off the scale today which doesn't help as I've got nothing planned tonight and feeling extra rampant surprisedops:

:shock:
rampant you say :grin:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I have a cakey bun and a latte with extra bromide please? redface My flirting is going off the scale today which doesn't help as I've got nothing planned tonight and feeling extra rampant surprisedops:

:therethere:
Don't worry Sassy! I've got my monthly visitor so my hormones are on the rampage too! :grin:
Awww don't ! There's no one in the immediate vicinity to help either :cry:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Awww don't ! There's no one in the immediate vicinity to help either :cry:

How about Forum room tonight dunno you could have show and tell :giggle:
Love FIRE xx
Quote by firelizard
Awww don't ! There's no one in the immediate vicinity to help either :cry:

How about Forum room tonight dunno you could have show and tell :giggle:
Love FIRE xx
For a horrible moment I thought you were talking to me then! :shock:
wink
Quote by firelizard
How about Forum room tonight dunno you could have show and tell :giggle:
Love FIRE xx

Home alone tonight hunni, nothing to tell sad